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Muffinz0rz 09/14/18 7:10:52 PM #1: |
I have three dates this weekend (not the same three from the "Muffinz0rz gets texted by three women" topic, two of them are though).
Date 1 is with Gal 1. In two hours, we're meeting at a brewery. Met her on Fetlife. I don't know much about her vanilla life, other than the fact that she works full time I guess. Will find out more. Her pictures are quite cute, but she's a sub so I'll have to try and make that work as I also prefer to sub. Date 2 is with Gal 2 (Katy from the other topic). Tomorrow around 5, she suggested we get tea. Met on Bumble. She works and is in school for like business management or something. She's by far the hottest of the three; she had her insta hooked up to bumble and she is an absolute smokeshow. One of the pictures was legit her in a one-piece with a few friends cosplaying the eeveeloutions (she was Espeon). Our opening conversation was about video games, and her opener was "build a pokemon team using the original 151." I have no idea what the downside with her is. She's talkative, smoking hot, and literally owns a Switch. Like I said, I have no idea what the catch is, but here's hoping I never find it! Date 3 is with Gal 3 (Hayden from the other topic). I've already seen her once. Things went well. She's 5'9'', which I'm totally into (I'm only 5'8''), blonde, pretty skinny but not SO skinny that she's like a twig. We have plans to go to a hookah bar. Kinda like Katy, she's talkative and easy to get along with. ---- So I'm definitely most excited about Date 2 tomorrow in terms of long-term compatibility and hotness, but I'm thinking my best chance of getting laid will be tonight (considering where we met). I feel good about Date 3 in terms of compatibility as well, but she just isn't as hot as Date 2. I was tryna set up a movie night after the hookah bar, but she said she and her roommate don't have a TV, and didn't really pose any alternatives in terms of hanging out afterwards. Might take a while for this one to develop sexually, but we'll see. I'd offer my place since I live alone, but she doesn't have a car and it's like 25 minutes back to my place, so I'd have to pick her up, drive back, do whatever we do for a few hours, then drive BACK to her place and back home. I've done that before and honestly it's horrific. Staying the night is a reasonable solution, but I'm awful at sleeping in bed with someone. I never get any sleep (different topic for a different day though, but the point is, staying the night is pretty much a last resort, and I really don't want anyone to do that). Will of course post updates. Can answer some questions now, but I gotta dip around 7:30 (hour and 20 mins from now). --- Not removing this until Pat Benatar is in Super Smash Bros. (Started 8/31/2010) 2018 NFLB Autumnsim (0-1): https://imgur.com/c164HwF ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SSJGrimReaper 09/14/18 7:12:00 PM #2: |
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Error1355 09/14/18 7:12:45 PM #3: |
Show them this topic.
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Muffinz0rz 09/14/18 7:13:40 PM #4: |
SSJGrimReaper posted...
I hope they like lebron gifs They better. Error1355 posted... Show them this topic. BoldStrategyCotton.gif --- Not removing this until Pat Benatar is in Super Smash Bros. (Started 8/31/2010) 2018 NFLB Autumnsim (0-1): https://imgur.com/c164HwF ... Copied to Clipboard!
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OpShaft 09/14/18 7:14:05 PM #5: |
Good luck, my KC brother
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thelovefist 09/14/18 7:14:27 PM #6: |
This happened
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Muffinz0rz 09/14/18 7:15:48 PM #7: |
OpShaft posted...
Good luck, my KC brother Thanks fam! I specifically told Date 3 that we had to meet later in the evening because I sure as shit wasn't gonna miss the Chiefs game. thelovefist posted... This happened Lol why would I lie? I don't make shit up on here. Try going out with a woman sometime, it'll make you a lot less jaded about seeing other people's success stories. --- Not removing this until Pat Benatar is in Super Smash Bros. (Started 8/31/2010) 2018 NFLB Autumnsim (0-1): https://imgur.com/c164HwF ... Copied to Clipboard!
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No_U_L7 09/14/18 7:18:54 PM #8: |
Muffinz0rz posted...
hopefully that applies to you too --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SSJGrimReaper 09/14/18 7:19:05 PM #9: |
thelovefist posted...
This happened my boy muffinz0rz has the stuffinz0rz --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Muffinz0rz 09/14/18 7:20:42 PM #10: |
No_U_L7 posted...
Muffinz0rz posted... What makes you say that? I love watching my fellow CEmen get laid! SSJGrimReaper posted... thelovefist posted...This happened Ha ha YES! STUFFING! --- Not removing this until Pat Benatar is in Super Smash Bros. (Started 8/31/2010) 2018 NFLB Autumnsim (0-1): https://imgur.com/c164HwF ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Muffinz0rz 09/14/18 8:25:12 PM #11: |
Heading out in a few minutes for Date 1. Will keep the world posted when I get back!~
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SSJGrimReaper 09/14/18 8:46:25 PM #13: |
Zurkon posted...
I guess muffin is a chad. Who knew? Update the CE Chad list --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Muffinz0rz 09/15/18 12:11:12 AM #14: |
Date 1
Basically the most obvious "smash and move on" situation ever. She was cool I guess, but I was yet again somehow deceived by misleading angles of pictures. Combine that with the fact that she has zero domme in her whatsoever and I was basically useless. Got a little beej though which was fun, but that won't be happening again. I mean honestly it's hard to say this without sounding insensitive, but she was just too big for me... Call me Chaddinz0rz, I guess. Here's hoping tomorrow goes a little better lmfao hahahah I ain't complaining about a free beej tho --- Not removing this until Pat Benatar is in Super Smash Bros. (Started 8/31/2010) 2018 NFLB Autumnsim (0-1): https://imgur.com/c164HwF ... Copied to Clipboard!
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No_U_L7 09/15/18 12:14:33 AM #15: |
Muffinz0rz posted...
Date 1 if that happens i would have just saved the load for one of the next 2 dates... --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Muffinz0rz 09/15/18 12:17:08 AM #16: |
No_U_L7 posted...
Muffinz0rz posted...Date 1 The thought honestly crossed my mind, but I was having too much fun. I don't anticipate anything happening tomorrow or Sunday, but if it does, a full ~24 hours is generally enough for me to be, I guess, adequate. --- Not removing this until Pat Benatar is in Super Smash Bros. (Started 8/31/2010) 2018 NFLB Autumnsim (0-1): https://imgur.com/c164HwF ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Muffinz0rz 09/15/18 11:46:27 AM #17: |
So I texted Date 2 fairly late last night to confirm we were still on for today
Haven't heard back T_T It is possible she was like lying in bed half-asleep, saw the text, was gonna reply but fell asleep, then woke up and forgot since it would've already been marked as read. It's also possible, since she told me she isn't free until 5 today anyways, that she's in the middle of whatever she's got going on and hasn't had a chance to reply. Not good tho --- Not removing this until Pat Benatar is in Super Smash Bros. (Started 8/31/2010) 2018 NFLB Autumnsim (0-1): https://imgur.com/c164HwF ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Muffinz0rz 09/15/18 1:02:36 PM #18: |
Muffinz0rz posted...
So I texted Date 2 fairly late last night to confirm we were still on for today UPDATE: Nvm we good, she texted back saying 5pm still works. She was probably getting blasted by Chad last night so I'll have to out Chad that Chad if I hope to make this thing last --- Not removing this until Pat Benatar is in Super Smash Bros. (Started 8/31/2010) 2018 NFLB Autumnsim (0-1): https://imgur.com/c164HwF ... Copied to Clipboard!
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OpShaft 09/15/18 3:56:55 PM #19: |
Did you hear back from beej chick
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Muffinz0rz 09/15/18 4:05:08 PM #20: |
OpShaft posted...
Did you hear back from beej chick Nah we both laughed and left with our dignity intact She's too large and is a sub, those are two big nos for me. I might be able to dom a skinny chick but good lord she was just too much for me. Also Date 2 is confirmed, we're meeting for tea/coffee at 5. It's a thousand fucking degrees outside, I hope we don't have to do anything outside or I'll be sweating up a storm --- Not removing this until Pat Benatar is in Super Smash Bros. (Started 8/31/2010) 2018 NFLB Autumnsim (0-1): https://imgur.com/c164HwF ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Muffinz0rz 09/15/18 9:50:26 PM #21: |
Date 2
Absolutely blown away. I have no idea what this girl's catch is. She's cute, talkative, loves fantasy lore (Harry Potter, LotR, GoT, etc.), super easy to talk to, plays video games, has her own job and own apartment... The date was great too. Meeting for tea was the original plan, which went well, then she suggested food, indicating an interest in continuing the date. We walked a few blocks to a sushi place. Pretty typical dinner date convo, but it all flowed super well. Even afterwards, she suggested we go out for a walk around downtown to burn off the calories, again indicating an interest in continuing the date. Fortunately it had cooled off, it was up to like 92 degrees earlier today. Eventually I offered to drop her off because she was out with friends until like 3AM last night and was getting tired, so I didn't try any funny business, but she indeed indicated interest in meeting up again. Despite the fact that nothing happened, I honestly take this one as more of a W than Date 1, even though Date 1 ended with me getting a beej. AMA --- Not removing this until Pat Benatar is in Super Smash Bros. (Started 8/31/2010) 2018 NFLB Autumnsim (0-1): https://imgur.com/c164HwF ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Muffinz0rz 09/16/18 5:59:46 PM #22: |
Date 3 in a lil' bit. Doubt much is gonna change, we're just getting hookah.
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Muffinz0rz 09/16/18 11:04:45 PM #23: |
Date 3
It went well enough. I think I had a green-light for a good-night kiss, but I got up in my own head because the light in the car was on (cuz she opened the door, leading me to think she was ready to go back inside) and there were other people literally sitting on the curb where I was dropping her off. Hopefully she's up for a movie night so we can finally get some action, everywhere else has been so public --- Not removing this until Pat Benatar is in Super Smash Bros. (Started 8/31/2010) 2018 NFLB Autumnsim (0-1): https://imgur.com/c164HwF ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Muffinz0rz 09/17/18 11:26:47 AM #24: |
Muffinz0rz posted...
AMA --- Not removing this until Pat Benatar is in Super Smash Bros. (Started 8/31/2010) 2018 NFLB Autumnsim (0-1): https://imgur.com/c164HwF ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SSJ2GrimReaper 09/17/18 11:28:45 AM #25: |
which one has the fattest butt
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Muffinz0rz 09/17/18 11:30:44 AM #26: |
SSJ2GrimReaper posted...
which one has the fattest butt Gal 1 by default, but she weighed legit 200+ so it's not like the nice kind of fat. Gal 3 has worn denim miniskirts both times so I can't get a good read, but she has legs for days Gal 2 wore a sundress so I couldn't get a good look, but she told me she lifts and does squats, so I have to imagine it's respectable. --- Not removing this until Pat Benatar is in Super Smash Bros. (Started 8/31/2010) 2018 NFLB Autumnsim (0-1): https://imgur.com/c164HwF ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SSJ2GrimReaper 09/17/18 11:32:11 AM #27: |
girl 2 wins
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Muffinz0rz 09/17/18 11:45:19 AM #28: |
SSJ2GrimReaper posted...
girl 2 wins I can't wait She just got a promotion at work though and has been stupidly busy during weeks, so I'm stuck to weekends only though which sucks Something funny she said, and idk if this is good or bad, but she said she likes to try and identify which Hogwarts house people would be in. With me, she couldn't even make a guess (I'm not saying like made a guess and was wrong; I mean like she couldn't even pick one to guess). That's a good sign, right? Like she thinks back on it and goes "yeah, he's different, he's not like the other guys" and shit like that. --- Not removing this until Pat Benatar is in Super Smash Bros. (Started 8/31/2010) 2018 NFLB Autumnsim (0-1): https://imgur.com/c164HwF ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Muffinz0rz 09/17/18 6:17:31 PM #29: |
It's been gloomy and rainy today and Gal 3 told me one of her classes was cancelled, and she said this LET'S GOOOOO --- Not removing this until Pat Benatar is in Super Smash Bros. (Started 8/31/2010) 2018 NFLB Autumnsim (0-1): https://imgur.com/c164HwF ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SSJGrimReaper 09/17/18 6:19:01 PM #30: |
cuddling weather eh
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au_gold 09/17/18 6:28:03 PM #31: |
Go get em, brotha.
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Muffinz0rz 09/18/18 11:36:47 AM #32: |
SSJGrimReaper posted...
cuddling weather eh Fuck dat tbh, cold >> heat It's still gloomy today, like I looked outside and swore it was 6AM, not 8AM. au_gold posted... Go get em, brotha. my man --- Not removing this until Pat Benatar is in Super Smash Bros. (Started 8/31/2010) 2018 NFLB Autumnsim (0-2): https://imgur.com/c164HwF ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Muffinz0rz 09/18/18 9:19:22 PM #33: |
Gal 3 is open to a movie and cocktail night this weekend holy shit mans getting laid
in the meantime, tryna not be too pushy with Gal 2 so Imma follow up with her tomorrow night about also setting up weekend plans --- Not removing this until Pat Benatar is in Super Smash Bros. (Started 8/31/2010) 2018 NFLB Autumnsim (0-2): https://imgur.com/c164HwF ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Muffinz0rz 09/19/18 6:40:24 PM #34: |
Holy shit I literally texted Gal 2 about hanging out this weekend (since she indicated weekends work best for her) and this was her response
LEGGO --- Not removing this until Pat Benatar is in Super Smash Bros. (Started 8/31/2010) 2018 NFLB Autumnsim (0-2): https://imgur.com/c164HwF ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SSJGrimReaper 09/19/18 6:42:20 PM #35: |
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Muffinz0rz 09/19/18 7:00:43 PM #36: |
SSJGrimReaper posted...
time to STUFFINZ0RZ Muffinz0rz posted... Ha ha YES! --- Not removing this until Pat Benatar is in Super Smash Bros. (Started 8/31/2010) 2018 NFLB Autumnsim (0-2): https://imgur.com/c164HwF ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Weezy_Tha_Don 09/19/18 7:13:04 PM #37: |
TC killing these dates. nice work yo
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OpShaft 09/19/18 7:33:53 PM #38: |
My boy puttin in work
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Flintlock_Staff 09/19/18 7:39:11 PM #39: |
So have you banged guy 3 from work yet? Hopefully after an intense foosball match
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Muffinz0rz 09/19/18 7:46:17 PM #40: |
Weezy_Tha_Don posted...
TC killing these dates. nice work yo Thanks! Not sure what tonight's gonna yield. She lives downtown so parking is a fucking pain, and I'm always worried about getting my car towed and/or a parking ticket. We're meeting up at 8 and she wanted to "get a drink," so hopefully that means more than just sit in a loud booth for an hour. But we'll see. This was unexpected so anything more than that is a cherry. OpShaft posted... My boy puttin in work You know it famalam Flintlock_Staff posted... So have you banged guy 3 from work yet? Hopefully after an intense foosball match Nah fam even if I swung that way whatsoever he is def not my type --- Not removing this until Pat Benatar is in Super Smash Bros. (Started 8/31/2010) 2018 NFLB Autumnsim (0-2): https://imgur.com/c164HwF ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SSJGrimReaper 09/19/18 7:47:21 PM #41: |
OpShaft posted...
My boy puttin in work Once you go muffin --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DarthAragorn 09/19/18 7:47:29 PM #42: |
Do you follow rules 1 and 2?
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Muffinz0rz 09/19/18 7:56:57 PM #43: |
SSJGrimReaper posted...
OpShaft posted...My boy puttin in work Are you gonna finish that sentence or DarthAragorn posted... Do you follow rules 1 and 2? Gonna need some clarification on what those are --- Not removing this until Pat Benatar is in Super Smash Bros. (Started 8/31/2010) 2018 NFLB Autumnsim (0-2): https://imgur.com/c164HwF ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DarthAragorn 09/19/18 7:57:34 PM #44: |
Be attractive
Don't be unattractive I don't follow either and I have no dates --- Posted with GameRaven 3.5.1 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Muffinz0rz 09/19/18 8:28:30 PM #45: |
DarthAragorn posted...
Be attractive Yeah I'm literally sitting as still as I can for a few more minutes so my hair dries in a way that makes it look nice (I don't use product to keep it in place because I worry once I do, I'll never stop) I assume "don't be unattractive" (besides the obvious) means avoid doing dumb shit like posting on gamefaqs.gamespot.com so I'll make sure to avoid that --- Not removing this until Pat Benatar is in Super Smash Bros. (Started 8/31/2010) 2018 NFLB Autumnsim (0-2): https://imgur.com/c164HwF ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DarthAragorn 09/19/18 8:29:51 PM #46: |
no it just means be attractive, again
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Turbam 09/19/18 8:31:30 PM #47: |
Muffinz0rz posted...
I'm only 5'8'' You should just throw in the towel tbh --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs ... Copied to Clipboard!
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0AbsoluteZero0 09/19/18 8:32:15 PM #48: |
Turbam posted...
Muffinz0rz posted...I'm only 5'8'' I dunno, sounds like hes doing pretty well for himself despite his diminutive stature --- -The Admirable ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Muffinz0rz 09/20/18 12:07:56 AM #49: |
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Turbam posted...Muffinz0rz posted...I'm only 5'8'' lmao On-topic: So like idk everything was going well until the very end. She got two drinks, I had two, and we got some apps to snack on. Again no real awkward pauses or anything, I feel I was being very personable and talkative and able to hold a conversation, asking her about her life while also talking a bit about my own. So we walk out and I'm walking her back to her apartment, but like I swear she's almost deadass bolting down the sidewalk. Now granted, we were downtown and Hamilton had just let out and it was a crowded mess, and she had told me she is definitely not a people person, and maybe wanted to get away from people ASAP. Secondly, she said she left some stuff in the apartment laundry, so she probably was in a rush to get back and move it. But it was weird AF, we get back to her door and there are people everywhere and she's like "ok bye!!!!" or basically something like that Like don't get me wrong I wasn't tryna slide my way in there, but I worry maybe she felt like I was. I wonder if I gave off some kind of creepy vibe that she didn't like. Or I'm just overthinking it and she was in a rush to get back and move her stuff from the washer to the dryer. Idk it was odd. I texted her a similar "thanks for a good night / see ya next time" message like last time, and last time she didn't reply until the next day, so we'll see what she says. Dunno wtf I did, or maybe if she was just all up in her own head focusing on trying to get away from everyone and was having like a panic attack or something. Weird ending. Hope I didn't blow anything smh The whole "rush" thing is weird because she's the one who encouraged us to get second drinks, and she's the one who suggested apps as well, so idk why she'd go out of her way to make things take so long and then suddenly be in such a rush to go --- Not removing this until Pat Benatar is in Super Smash Bros. (Started 8/31/2010) 2018 NFLB Autumnsim (0-2): https://imgur.com/c164HwF ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Muffinz0rz 09/20/18 10:10:46 AM #50: |
Aaaaand Gal 2 replied this morning saying she doesn't see things going anywhere lmao RIP
Replied and asked what may have gone wrong, hopefully she specifies so I don't make the same mistake with other people. --- Not removing this until Pat Benatar is in Super Smash Bros. (Started 8/31/2010) 2018 NFLB Autumnsim (0-2): https://imgur.com/c164HwF ... Copied to Clipboard!
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