Current Events > I can't kill house flies anymore. Have they mutated or have I just gotten slow?
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Two_Dee 09/13/18 9:27:49 PM #1: |
They always backdash when I go for the grab. I don't remember struggling this much to kill a simple fly thats fucking shit up in the house
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Johnny_Nutcase 09/13/18 9:28:23 PM #2: |
Leave a little whiskey out.
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TheMarthKoopa 09/13/18 9:47:09 PM #3: |
Gotta frame trap them
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powerman1426 09/13/18 9:48:41 PM #4: |
They always dodge up, anticipate
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KaiserDragoon67 09/13/18 9:58:15 PM #5: |
You've grown soft old man.
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Two_Dee 09/13/18 10:41:54 PM #6: |
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Reis 09/13/18 10:43:13 PM #7: |
Tech their wake up throws you scrub
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ProbablyaCat 09/13/18 10:44:05 PM #8: |
Depends on the breed. Some flies I can grab out of the air and crush them in my fist, others I need a newspaper or something.
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bulletproofvita 09/13/18 10:44:46 PM #9: |
KaiserDragoon67 posted...
You've grown soft old man. Yeah this, hone those reflexes --- Signatures are overrated. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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_Goggalor_ 09/13/18 10:46:42 PM #10: |
Flies have 360 degree vision. You're not going to sneak up on one and grab it.
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Laserion 09/13/18 10:48:04 PM #11: |
The ones that didn't run away when you go for the towel to swat them, died before reproducing. The ones that fled at the sight of towel lived a little longer, to reproduce, passing along their towel-fleeing genes.
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catboy0_0 09/13/18 10:48:05 PM #12: |
you killed all the slow ones only now you have to deal with the offspring of the fastest of the fast
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Two_Dee 09/13/18 10:49:52 PM #13: |
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catboy0_0 09/13/18 11:13:13 PM #14: |
maybe you need to think in Four_Dee
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Kineth 09/13/18 11:14:30 PM #15: |
powerman1426 posted...
They always dodge up, anticipate Good advice. --- "I don't think anyone seriously thinks that Trump supporters orgasm when they see racism in the news." - Me, reassuring Ammonitida ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Pow Pow Punishment 09/13/18 11:23:15 PM #16: |
I always think to myself if Obama could kill one on his first try on television I should be able to, then I miss and make some excuse about my positioning or something.
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Complete_Idi0t 09/13/18 11:23:57 PM #17: |
Have you tried using chopsticks?
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SSJGrimReaper 09/13/18 11:25:03 PM #18: |
two dee has a weak footsie game
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Irony 09/13/18 11:27:44 PM #19: |
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Devil_Katt_II 09/13/18 11:33:56 PM #20: |
Complete_Idi0t posted...
Have you tried using chopsticks? they are strong vs. flies in the Breath of Fire universe ... Copied to Clipboard!
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