Poll of the Day > i can levitate birds

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likehelly
09/12/18 1:03:18 PM
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but no one cares
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Mead
09/12/18 1:10:06 PM
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Birds are jerks
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If they drag you through the mud, it doesnt change whats in your blood
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Firewood18
09/12/18 2:34:58 PM
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Do you also teach fish how to swim?
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Krazy_Kirby
09/12/18 2:55:23 PM
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i can teach cats how to get in your way while you are walking
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Zikten
09/12/18 3:49:53 PM
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Mead posted...
Birds are jerks

As a kid a bird once shat on my head in my own backyard
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Garlands_Soul
09/12/18 3:51:15 PM
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Zikten posted...
Mead posted...
Birds are jerks

As a kid a bird once shat on my head in my own backyard

I had the same thing happen to my dad and he sat out there with his shotgun for the next hour waiting for it to come back. It did, and he shot it.
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Firewerx
09/12/18 4:00:59 PM
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Do you mean you throw chickens into the air?
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_AdjI_
09/12/18 5:03:50 PM
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Zikten posted...
Mead posted...
Birds are jerks

As a kid a bird once shat on my head in my own backyard


That's the best place for it to happen. Anywhere else, and you're stuck with bird turd on your head until you get home. At home, you can just go wash your hair immediately.
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Lokarin
09/12/18 5:09:34 PM
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There should almost be a contest: Mitch Hedberg or Steven Wright - Guess the quote
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