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darkprince45
09/12/18 2:02:38 AM
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No I dont shoot black people and I dont target them

I've been on for almost a year. I've been in involved in one OIS but I was not the shooter

Get the faq out the way
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Guerrilla Soldier
09/12/18 2:03:31 AM
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do you know a guy named neil
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darkprince45
09/12/18 2:04:04 AM
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I know one from reaident evil revelations 2
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frogman_295
09/12/18 2:21:43 AM
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Favorite donut? I'm a simple glazed man, but occasionally like an eclaire.
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Le__seul_dieu__
09/12/18 2:29:16 AM
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why do you kill my people
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bossjony
09/12/18 2:29:54 AM
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Le__seul_dieu__ posted...
why do you kill my people

Y
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KamenRiderBlade
09/12/18 2:30:35 AM
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How did you come up with your screen name?
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frogman_295
09/12/18 2:30:45 AM
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Le__seul_dieu__ posted...
why do you kill my people

Hopefully this is just an unfunny joke...
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bossjony
09/12/18 2:32:53 AM
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frogman_295 posted...
Le__seul_dieu__ posted...
why do you kill my people

Hopefully this is just an unfunny joke...

This is serious y did u.. the truth now
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darkprince45
09/12/18 8:20:00 AM
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frogman_295 posted...
Favorite donut? I'm a simple glazed man, but occasionally like an eclaire.

Marble tbqh
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darkprince45
09/12/18 8:20:09 AM
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KamenRiderBlade posted...
How did you come up with your screen name?

I have no clue I was in middle school
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Cocytus
09/12/18 8:20:57 AM
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What's your favorite Prince song?
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Mareen
09/12/18 8:23:41 AM
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How often do you deal with crazy people?
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ssj3vegeta_
09/12/18 8:25:03 AM
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Have you or any of your police friends ever encountered anything paranormal or creepy(da scary kind)?
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darkprince45
09/12/18 8:25:55 AM
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Cocytus posted...
What's your favorite Prince song?

Purple rain I'm honestly more of a george Michael fan

Mareen posted...
How often do you deal with crazy people?

Probably every other call. Either a mental illness or just batshit insane trying to beat up their neighbor over arguments about the length of his tree
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darkprince45
09/12/18 8:28:18 AM
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ssj3vegeta_ posted...
Have you or any of your police friends ever encountered anything paranormal or creepy(da scary kind)?

The scariest thing I've had to do was probably clear a house at like midnight. The owner was renting her house out. The renter got a new job across the country and just basically let the place abandoned. Homeless people had broken in. It had looked like the first house from RE7. Disgusting, mess everywhere, faces stacked up sink high on the toilet
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Veggeta X
09/12/18 8:31:57 AM
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Is there really such a thing as meeting a quota in catching people doing illegal things?
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darkprince45
09/12/18 8:34:50 AM
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Veggeta X posted...
Is there really such a thing as meeting a quota in catching people doing illegal things?

Nope. Basically every shift is going from call to call to call. The only thing they want is you doing something at least every 15 minutes. If it's been like 45 minutes and it shows youre available not taking calls or being proactive you'll get a nastygram to do something
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SSJCAT
09/12/18 8:37:29 AM
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so how do you feel about things like unmarked patrol cars (wouldnt a visibly marked car do more to enforce safe driving??), sudden and illogical drops in speed limits (speed zones), and other shady ways for police to generate income from generally law-abiding citizens
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Bok_Choi
09/12/18 8:38:07 AM
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how big is the city/county you serve
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Veggeta X
09/12/18 8:38:44 AM
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darkprince45 posted...
Nope. Basically every shift is going from call to call to call. The only thing they want is you doing something at least every 15 minutes. If it's been like 45 minutes and it shows youre available not taking calls or being proactive you'll get a nastygram to do something

What do you mean do something? What do you have to do to show proof you're working?
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darkprince45
09/12/18 8:43:08 AM
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SSJCAT posted...
so how do you feel about things like unmarked patrol cars (wouldnt a visibly marked car do more to enforce safe driving??), sudden and illogical drops in speed limits (speed zones), and other shady ways for police to generate income from generally law-abiding citizens

We really dont really that honestly. We usually focus on crimes and stuff. I have never pulled anyone over for speeding, never seen unmarked do traffic stops either
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darkprince45
09/12/18 8:43:38 AM
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Veggeta X posted...
darkprince45 posted...
Nope. Basically every shift is going from call to call to call. The only thing they want is you doing something at least every 15 minutes. If it's been like 45 minutes and it shows youre available not taking calls or being proactive you'll get a nastygram to do something

What do you mean do something? What do you have to do to show proof you're working?

On our little computers it shows your status. When you are a on call it shows you on it, same when you initiate a traffic or person stop
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DarthWendy
09/12/18 8:44:06 AM
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Ok, so let us say that you are chilling quietly in your powerful patrol car behind one of those large advertising panels on the side of the road, hidden behind it.

Your usual partner, Officer McIntosh is not with you at the time, he went to visit his wife at the maternity because she's giving birth to their second son (he already has a dauther and another son). So it's just you.

Your mirror sunglasses (always reflecting a desert landscape of course, despite you being in a perfectly green and well-kept middle/upper class suburban area) are resting on the car's dashboar in front of you.

You are enjoying a well-deserved marble donut and a take-away cup of coffee (from Planetbecks for example).

You are holding the donut in your left hand and the cup of coffee in your right. You however removed the plastic lid from the coffee cup because those annoying little holes they make in them are too small and it's aggravating to drink through.

All of a sudden a speeding road hog delinquent wooshes past you at 90 km/h despite the fact that less than 200 meters down the road from the advertising panel you're behind, is a sign limiting speed to 50 km/h which he could not have missed.

You immediately have to start your car and chase the thug. What do you do :

- You throw the coffee AND the half-eaten marble donut out the window towards your left, put your sunglasses back on and immediately start the sirens and proceed to chase the thug at high speed

OR

- You get the donut bag and carefully put the half eaten marble donut back in, carefully close the bag, put the lid back on the PlanetBecks coffee cup and put the cup in the cup compartment to your right, THEN put your sunglasses back on, start the sirens and proceed to chase the rapscallion at high speed ?
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darkprince45
09/12/18 8:44:10 AM
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Bok_Choi posted...
how big is the city/county you serve

I live in probably the biggest tourist destination In the country
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SSJCAT
09/12/18 8:44:12 AM
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darkprince45 posted...
SSJCAT posted...
so how do you feel about things like unmarked patrol cars (wouldnt a visibly marked car do more to enforce safe driving??), sudden and illogical drops in speed limits (speed zones), and other shady ways for police to generate income from generally law-abiding citizens

We really dont really that honestly. We usually focus on crimes and stuff. I have never pulled anyone over for speeding, never seen unmarked do traffic stops either

well then yall are an exception lol. maybe its more of a small town thing where actual major crimes arent as prevalent
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darkprince45
09/12/18 8:44:53 AM
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DarthWendy posted...
Ok, so let us say that you are chilling quietly in your powerful patrol car behind one of those large advertising panels on the side of the road, hidden behind it.

Your usual partner, Officer McIntosh is not with you at the time, he went to visit his wife at the maternity because she's giving birth to their second son (he already has a dauther and another son). So it's just you.

Your mirror sunglasses (always reflecting a desert landscape of course, despite you being in a perfectly green and well-kept middle/upper class suburban area) are resting on the car's dashboar in front of you.

You are enjoying a well-deserved marble donut and a take-away cup of coffee (from Planetbecks for example).

You are holding the donut in your left hand and the cup of coffee in your right. You however removed the plastic lid from the coffee cup because those annoying little holes they make in them are too small and it's aggravating to drink through.

All of a sudden a speeding road hog delinquent wooshes past you at 90 km/h despite the fact that less than 200 meters down the road from the advertising panel you're behind, is a sign limiting speed to 50 km/h which he could not have missed.

You immediately have to start your car and chase the thug. What do you do :

- You throw the coffee AND the half-eaten marble donut out the window towards your left, put your sunglasses back on and immediately start the sirens and proceed to chase the thug at high speed

OR

- You get the donut bag and carefully put the half eaten marble donut back in, carefully close the bag, put the lid back on the PlanetBecks coffee cup and put the cup in the cup compartment to your right, THEN put your sunglasses back on, start the sirens and proceed to chase the rapscallion at high speed ?

Pursuit policy. Would not ever engage in chase
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Bok_Choi
09/12/18 8:47:52 AM
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SSJCAT posted...
well then yall are an exception lol. maybe its more of a small town thing where actual major crimes arent as prevalent

that's why i asked TC how big his area is

given it sounds like he's in either LA or NYC areas, they probably don't have to do that

small places do it because they need the money from the fines they levy
that's why stealing a beer will cost you $645 in fees
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darkprince45
09/12/18 1:08:28 PM
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Upp
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ImTheMacheteGuy
09/12/18 1:09:44 PM
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Do you target and shoot white people?
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darkprince45
09/12/18 5:12:08 PM
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No
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Mareen
09/12/18 5:14:50 PM
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Ever got called the "bad cop"?
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darkprince45
09/12/18 5:15:49 PM
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Nope. I've always been the "good" one they talk to
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justaguy3492
09/12/18 5:16:43 PM
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Do you know of any "dirty cops"? Would you say it's easy to abuse your power, and if so how do you avoid doing that?
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Omnislasher
09/12/18 5:17:26 PM
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you've always been terrible

no question here
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darkprince45
09/12/18 5:18:01 PM
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justaguy3492 posted...
Do you know of any "dirty cops"? Would you say it's easy to abuse your power, and if so how do you avoid doing that?

I have not met one dirty cop. My department does not put up with any bs and they'll fire your ass in a heartbeat. Theres really not much to abuse, we follow policy and amendment rights to the T. Plus we are required to wear bodycams
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ImTheMacheteGuy
09/12/18 5:18:03 PM
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Can you do me a favor and steal the drugs from evidence and give them to me?
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darkprince45
09/12/18 5:18:22 PM
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Omnislasher posted...
you've always been terrible

no question here

If you say so but you know absolutely nothing about me so whatevs
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Kombucha
09/12/18 5:19:54 PM
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Have you ever dealt with someone you thought could be related to dawkins/xsquader by the way they acted? Or reminded you of him in some way?
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ImTheMacheteGuy
09/12/18 5:20:10 PM
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darkprince45 posted...
Omnislasher posted...
you've always been terrible

no question here

If you say so but you know absolutely nothing about me so whatevs


You have Patriots in your sig as a team you root for so you can't be that bad anyway imo
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darkprince45
09/12/18 5:22:25 PM
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Kombucha posted...
Have you ever dealt with someone you thought could be related to dawkins/xsquader by the way they acted?

All the time. I had a 17 year old the other day purposely bashing his head in a door while I was escorting him out to make it look like I was hitting him. I dont do anything, I tell them all they're well within their legal right to record me as long as they dont interfere with the ongoing stop or investigation. They really stop messing with me because they realize Im not going to be baited

The open carry sovereign citizens love hot head cops
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SquirrelyDan
09/12/18 5:29:33 PM
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Are cop bars a thing irl? Or is that just on tv and in movies? If they are real, do you frequent any?
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Valesa
09/12/18 5:29:58 PM
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What made you want to be a cop?
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darkprince45
09/12/18 5:30:43 PM
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SquirrelyDan posted...
Are cop bars a thing irl? Or is that just on tv and in movies? If they are real, do you frequent any?

There are places that are cop friendly as well as biker bars but not really
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darkprince45
09/12/18 5:30:59 PM
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Valesa posted...
What made you want to be a cop?

Saw a billboard and applied after getting out of the army
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darkprince45
09/12/18 5:34:52 PM
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Cpt_Pineapple posted...
you use your cuffs in the sack?

Yee
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frozenshock
09/12/18 5:36:14 PM
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Is it true that cops believe that people have as many testicles as they have kids? Like, someone with one kid will have only one testicle, etc.
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deanshow
09/12/18 5:43:09 PM
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My guy I thought you said you weren't going through the academy what changed your mind?
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