Current Events > ITT: We imitate Bob Woodward and make up lies about Trump.

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_BlueMonk
09/11/18 10:08:47 PM
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Trump told Obama that he thinks he's smelly and then Obama cried.

See i can make stuff up too.

where's my Peabody award?
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The Great Muta 22
09/11/18 10:09:44 PM
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You so triggered by an author everyone believes is legit
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_BlueMonk
09/11/18 10:10:36 PM
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The Great Muta 22 posted...
You so triggered by an author everyone believes is legit

he's literally fake news.

if he wrote a book about obama i 100% guarantee it would just be "OBAMA SHITS RAINBOWS I LOVE HIM"

its sickening.
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slimfizzle2
09/11/18 10:11:36 PM
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Fuck another one broke
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The Great Muta 22
09/11/18 10:11:37 PM
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_BlueMonk posted...
The Great Muta 22 posted...
You so triggered by an author everyone believes is legit

he's literally fake news.

if he wrote a book about obama i 100% guarantee it would just be "OBAMA SHITS RAINBOWS I LOVE HIM"

its sickening.


Lmao keep revealing you didnt follow politics before Trump, makes me laugh
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3rd_Best_Master
09/11/18 10:12:54 PM
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_BlueMonk posted...
The Great Muta 22 posted...
You so triggered by an author everyone believes is legit

he's literally fake news.

if he wrote a book about obama i 100% guarantee it would just be "OBAMA SHITS RAINBOWS I LOVE HIM"

its sickening.

Barack HUSSEIN Obama is literally the WORST president of ALL TIME!
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_BlueMonk
09/11/18 10:13:38 PM
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3rd_Best_Master posted...
Barack HUSSEIN Obama is literally the WORST president of ALL TIME!

whoa pal i said itt we're making up lies, not telling the truth ;D
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ZMythos
09/11/18 10:14:03 PM
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"Trump is a capable and intelligent president"

See I can make up lies too.
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3rd_Best_Master
09/11/18 10:15:18 PM
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_BlueMonk posted...
3rd_Best_Master posted...
Barack HUSSEIN Obama is literally the WORST president of ALL TIME!

whoa pal i said itt we're making up lies, not telling the truth ;D

Oh my bad bb

Barack NORMAL AMERICAN MIDDLE-NAME Obama is literally the BEST president of ALL TIME!
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_BlueMonk
09/11/18 11:09:13 PM
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up
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DarkTransient
09/11/18 11:09:44 PM
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Trump never farts or poops and in fact has no butthole.
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eston
09/11/18 11:16:15 PM
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Donald Trump is a brilliant man with lots of well-thought-out, practical ideas. He is insuring the financial security of this country for years to come. Oh yes, and his personal hygiene is above reproach.
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Shotgunnova
09/11/18 11:20:15 PM
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In 1979, Trump paid Teamsters to burn down a mitten factory, claiming the owner insulted his tiny hands in a dream. Once the arson was accomplished, Trump exited a limo to marvel at the site, and is reported to have warmed his palms over the smoldering ruins, saying "I don't need mittens anymore!"
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Vyrulisse
09/11/18 11:23:18 PM
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masterpug53
09/11/18 11:33:02 PM
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Trump is attempting to lift the ban on asbestos because he's convinced the health hazards it causes are nothing more than a Mafia conspiracy.

Oh, wait...
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