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Isaac1987
09/11/18 11:40:32 AM
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I go to a small church where everyone knows everyone. Sometimes I'm asked to announce the songs (MC). On the days I usually do this, we have another speaker preach. It's to the point where I don't agree with this speaker and would rather not sit through one of his history lessons (that's what they are). I'd like to leave before he preaches but I don't want to make it obvious that I am leaving. They will notice.

Should I just suffer through his talk?

The best case scenario would be to just skip the days he is speaking.
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Vyrulisse
09/11/18 11:41:00 AM
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QassTank
09/11/18 11:42:07 AM
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Maybe bring it up with the pastor and other members that you're unhappy with this speaker?

Communication is difficult...
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catboy0_0
09/11/18 11:42:33 AM
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be a teen and sneak out
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Isaac1987
09/11/18 11:42:57 AM
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If it wasn't the only church in the area, I would just quit going altogether.
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PMarth2002
09/11/18 11:46:22 AM
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If you know what days he's going to be there, just don't go.

Or if you don't know when he's going to be there, just leave and politely explain about your opinion on the speaker to whoever asks in private the next time you're at church.
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SageHarpuia
09/11/18 11:48:33 AM
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I feel your pain TC. The majority of the congregation at my church is blatantly wrong on stuff and any time I point out scripture to the contrary the response I get is "lol no".

My whole family goes to this church and if I skipped out and actually voiced my issues they'd call me a heretic and have nothing to do with me.
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SauI_Goodman
09/11/18 11:56:14 AM
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Vyrulisse posted...
Bathroom break -> Walk out


Just make it real obvious you have to use the restroom by getting up and holding your rear end. You gotta sell it and make it real animated. Then just walk to the parking lot.
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Muffinz0rz
09/11/18 11:56:53 AM
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Vyrulisse posted...
Walk out

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Dyinglegacy
09/11/18 11:59:02 AM
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What is the speaker saying that you disagree with?
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slimfizzle2
09/11/18 12:02:17 PM
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Dyinglegacy posted...
What is the speaker saying that you disagree with?

That's he's making baby Jesus cry cause God keeps killing kittens

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HylianFox
09/11/18 12:03:56 PM
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tell them you're gay

worked for me
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ImTheMacheteGuy
09/11/18 1:08:32 PM
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You should just rip really loud farts when the other dude is talking.
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IloveJesus
09/11/18 1:09:23 PM
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Isaac1987 posted...
just quit going altogether.

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