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Peter_Griffin33
09/10/18 8:50:35 PM
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I asked what it was for and they said tomorrow is the Islamic New Year.
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Antifar
09/10/18 8:50:56 PM
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That's correct.
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TheAnthraxBunny
09/10/18 8:51:07 PM
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Hell yeah do it.
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NibeIungsnarf
09/10/18 8:51:31 PM
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How can it be a party without alcohol and pork?
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Peter_Griffin33
09/10/18 8:52:26 PM
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NibeIungsnarf posted...
How can it be a party without alcohol and pork?

They have a lot of snacks, I think they are rich architects or something.
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Flamazide
09/10/18 8:52:45 PM
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No they didn't you liar.
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Vyrulisse
09/10/18 8:53:00 PM
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GunmaN1905
09/10/18 8:54:12 PM
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1440 if I'm not mistaken.

Maybe there will be some pre-arranged, easily obtainable, female specimens on the party.
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NibeIungsnarf
09/10/18 8:55:23 PM
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Are Muslims older than Christians since their years are shorter?
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Peter_Griffin33
09/10/18 8:57:37 PM
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Vyrulisse posted...
Vandaley Industries?


Nah some old guy named Minoru Yamasaki.
GunmaN1905 posted...
1440 if I'm not mistaken.
Maybe there will be some pre-arranged, easily obtainable, female specimens on the party.

idk about that
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GunmaN1905
09/10/18 8:58:48 PM
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NibeIungsnarf posted...
Are Muslims older than Christians since their years are shorter?


Different cultures celebrate holidays on different dates. <.<
Orthodox Christians celebrate Christmas on 7th and New Year's on 14th of Januray for example.
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NibeIungsnarf
09/10/18 9:01:18 PM
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GunmaN1905 posted...
NibeIungsnarf posted...
Are Muslims older than Christians since their years are shorter?


Different cultures celebrate holidays on different dates. <.<
Orthodox Christians celebrate Christmas on 7th and New Year's on 14th of Januray for example.

What does that have to do with the length of a year?
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Trigg3rH4ppy
09/10/18 9:03:28 PM
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Lol at any fake new year's celebration that isn't based on the Solar calendar
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Peter_Griffin33
09/10/18 9:05:04 PM
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Trigg3rH4ppy posted...
Lol at any fake new year's celebration that isn't based on the Solar calendar

Don't be racist.
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MorbidFaithless
09/10/18 9:09:29 PM
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Well they'll probably have great food I say go for it. Are they cool people?
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NibeIungsnarf
09/10/18 9:11:00 PM
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Peter_Griffin33 posted...
Trigg3rH4ppy posted...
Lol at any fake new year's celebration that isn't based on the Solar calendar

Don't be racist.

Moon calenders are stupid, though.
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Kazi1212
09/10/18 9:12:32 PM
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Should be a blast, have fun!
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Peter_Griffin33
09/10/18 9:13:14 PM
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MorbidFaithless posted...
Well they'll probably have great food I say go for it. Are they cool people?

I guess, one of them always hijacks the conversation so its hard to get any words in.
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MorbidFaithless
09/10/18 10:08:56 PM
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Peter_Griffin33 posted...
MorbidFaithless posted...
Well they'll probably have great food I say go for it. Are they cool people?

I guess, one of them always hijacks the conversation so its hard to get any words in.

That can be annoying.
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Bio1590
09/10/18 10:12:01 PM
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GunmaN1905 posted...
1440 if I'm not mistaken.

Maybe there will be some pre-arranged, easily obtainable, female specimens on the party.

Only if TC is brown and Muslim himself
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Bio1590
09/10/18 10:13:00 PM
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Peter_Griffin33 posted...
MorbidFaithless posted...
Well they'll probably have great food I say go for it. Are they cool people?

I guess, one of them always hijacks the conversation so its hard to get any words in.


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Peter_Griffin33
09/10/18 10:53:03 PM
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Bio1590 posted...
GunmaN1905 posted...
1440 if I'm not mistaken.

Maybe there will be some pre-arranged, easily obtainable, female specimens on the party.

Only if TC is brown and Muslim himself

I'm as white as white gets.
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Peter_Griffin33
09/11/18 10:10:44 AM
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DarthWendy
09/11/18 10:14:16 AM
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Kazi1212 posted...
Should be a blast, have fun!

Vastly underrated post.

@teepan95 grin grin wink wink nudge nudge say no mo' ;) ;) ;) ;)
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monkmith
09/11/18 10:14:26 AM
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GunmaN1905 posted...
1440 if I'm not mistaken.

Maybe there will be some pre-arranged, easily obtainable, female specimens on the party.

hard line muslims still 'circumcise' their women. mutilated genitals aren't sexy, not that you'd see any since you are haram as a non muslim.
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teepan95
09/11/18 10:16:44 AM
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DarthWendy posted...
Kazi1212 posted...
Should be a blast, have fun!

Vastly underrated post.

@teepan95 grin grin wink wink nudge nudge say no mo' ;) ;) ;) ;)

I actually saw this post before the edit

And considered saying something

-_-

monkmith posted...
you are haram as a non muslim.

...naaaah
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Alpha218
09/11/18 10:21:04 AM
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Always good to make friends with the neighbors yeah?
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unpleasant_milk
09/11/18 10:27:15 AM
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Whats the dress code? Niqab required for your female companion?
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Alpha218
09/11/18 10:27:58 AM
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>implying Chucky has a female companion
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SquirrelyDan
09/11/18 10:32:02 AM
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The thinly veiled racism itt is disgusting, but at least I can tag some gross users as a result.
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Peter_Griffin33
09/11/18 10:32:52 AM
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There werent any women there for some reason. They kept playing this song and over on their Amazon Alexa. It was a weird sausage fest.
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Alpha218
09/11/18 10:33:27 AM
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SquirrelyDan posted...
The thinly veiled racism itt is disgusting, but at least I can tag some gross users as a result.

Welcome to CE
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unpleasant_milk
09/11/18 10:36:48 AM
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Peter_Griffin33 posted...
There werent any women there for some reason. They kept playing this song and over on their Amazon Alexa. It was a weird sausage fest.


Maybe it was a gender segregated party?
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teepan95
09/11/18 10:54:30 AM
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Peter_Griffin33 posted...
They kept playing this song and over on their Amazon Alexa.

Were the lyrics in Arabic?
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Peter_Griffin33
09/11/18 10:57:11 AM
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teepan95 posted...
Peter_Griffin33 posted...
They kept playing this song and over on their Amazon Alexa.

Were the lyrics in Arabic?

Ya it sounded like this video but its not quite close, ill keep looking.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J_UfpUhbfHM" data-time="

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MarqueeSeries
09/11/18 10:58:27 AM
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Alpha218 posted...
>implying Chucky has a female companion

Huehiehieheuhe

Was it fun, TC? It always seems interesting to go see how other cultures celebrate their holidays
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teepan95
09/11/18 10:58:58 AM
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How was the food?
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DarthWendy
09/11/18 11:03:29 AM
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teepan95 posted...
How was the food?

Usually wedding / party food is always succulent, some would even say mind blowing.
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Peter_Griffin33
09/11/18 11:05:53 AM
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teepan95 posted...
How was the food?

They were fasting. I brought food but was told that eating it was heretical so they just put it in the fridge.
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Vyrulisse
09/11/18 11:06:26 AM
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Peter_Griffin33 posted...
teepan95 posted...
How was the food?

They were fasting. I brought food but was told that eating it was heretical so they just put it in the fridge.

Sounds like a nice racket they got going on
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Peter_Griffin33
09/11/18 11:08:08 AM
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Vyrulisse posted...
Peter_Griffin33 posted...
teepan95 posted...
How was the food?

They were fasting. I brought food but was told that eating it was heretical so they just put it in the fridge.

Sounds like a nice racket they got going on

The only racket around there is the chanting and weird noises at night until late hours.
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Bio1590
09/11/18 11:08:14 AM
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It's kinda funny that the Jewish New Year and Muslim New Year are at the same time.
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teepan95
09/11/18 11:08:21 AM
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Peter_Griffin33 posted...
teepan95 posted...
How was the food?

They were fasting. I brought food but was told that eating it was heretical so they just put it in the fridge.

Whatcha bring? Your best spare ribs and a bottle of bubbly?
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monkmith
09/11/18 11:09:23 AM
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Bio1590 posted...
It's kinda funny that the Jewish New Year and Muslim New Year are at the same time.

only if you refuse to accept they're different offshoots of the same religion.
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Bio1590
09/11/18 11:12:52 AM
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monkmith posted...
Bio1590 posted...
It's kinda funny that the Jewish New Year and Muslim New Year are at the same time.

only if you refuse to accept they're different offshoots of the same religion.

Oh no I'm fully aware.

They're only at the same time this year though, 2019 the Islamic New Year is at the end of August while Rosh Hashanah is the end of September.
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Peter_Griffin33
09/11/18 11:14:54 AM
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teepan95 posted...
Peter_Griffin33 posted...
teepan95 posted...
How was the food?

They were fasting. I brought food but was told that eating it was heretical so they just put it in the fridge.

Whatcha bring? Your best spare ribs and a bottle of bubbly?

Its a house party, not a date wtf
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Orthopox12
09/11/18 11:15:47 AM
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Itll probably be a blast
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YOUHAVENOHOPE
09/11/18 11:17:20 AM
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Topic reminds me of an episode of the Simpsons where the cop guy is like "YEah I just arrested some chinese folks shooting off fireworks... talking about new years in february hahaha"
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DarthWendy
09/11/18 11:19:14 AM
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Orthopox12 posted...
Itll probably be a blast

This one has been done already. Try putting some variation in the facetious approach, you're making us jovial chaps look bad :(
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