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Johnny_Nutcase 09/09/18 6:04:03 AM #1:	I just got back from a pretty odd gathering of people. This fuckin guy had his girlfriend with him and asked us if she cleaned her ears out with a Q-tip and handed it to him and he licked it all off, would we give him 50 bucks? This piqued my curiosity, so I said "YUP" and a couple others did as well. So his girlfriend does it and pulls out a WEIRD unusually large ball of wax I guess it was? Anyway he threw up uncontrollably and passed out in his back yard. I didn't bother trying to wake him up but someoneee you know saved 50 buuuuucks and almost pissed his pants laughing. I also may have tripped and knocked over a lamp on my way out too, so bonus. --- I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson <cite>Johnny_Nutcase posted [p:908393720] in Would you ... [t:76982954]...</cite> <quote>I just got back from a pretty odd gathering of people. This fuckin guy had his girlfriend with him and asked us if she cleaned her ears out with a Q-tip and handed it to him and he licked it all off, would we give him 50 bucks? This piqued my curiosity, so I said "YUP" and a couple others did as well. So his girlfriend does it and pulls out a WEIRD unusually large ball of wax I guess it was? Anyway he threw up uncontrollably and passed out in his back yard. I didn't bother trying to wake him up but someoneee you know saved 50 buuuuucks and almost pissed his pants laughing. I also may have tripped and knocked over a lamp on my way out too, so bonus.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Irony 09/09/18 6:05:46 AM #2:	The fuck does this have to do with gaming? Marked --- I am Mogar, God of Irony and The Devourer of Topics. <cite>Irony posted [p:908393752] in Would you ... [t:76982954]...</cite> <quote>The fuck does this have to do with gaming? Marked</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Reis 09/09/18 6:07:45 AM #3:	what kind of strange orgies do you partake in <cite>Reis posted [p:908393797] in Would you ... [t:76982954]...</cite> <quote>what kind of strange orgies do you partake in</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Johnny_Nutcase 09/09/18 6:08:17 AM #4:	Irony posted... The fuck does this have to do with gaming? Marked Sit the fuck down. --- I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson <cite>Johnny_Nutcase posted [p:908393805] in Would you ... [t:76982954]...</cite> <quote><cite>Irony posted...</cite> <quote>The fuck does this have to do with gaming? Marked</quote> Sit the fuck down.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Johnny_Nutcase 09/09/18 6:08:53 AM #5:	Reis posted... what kind of strange orgies do you partake in Shut the fuck up. --- I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson <cite>Johnny_Nutcase posted [p:908393814] in Would you ... [t:76982954]...</cite> <quote><cite>Reis posted...</cite> <quote>what kind of strange orgies do you partake in</quote> Shut the fuck up.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
matteus70 09/09/18 6:24:35 AM #6:	Johnny_Nutcase posted... --- echo off <cite>matteus70 posted [p:908394131] in Would you ... [t:76982954]...</cite> <quote><cite>Johnny_Nutcase posted...</cite></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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