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Rika_Furude
09/08/18 1:41:27 AM
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Johnny_Nutcase
09/08/18 1:42:06 AM
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Agreed.
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ModLogic
09/08/18 1:42:47 AM
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Tropicalwood
09/08/18 1:43:15 AM
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Walking Simulator
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TheMarthKoopa
09/08/18 1:44:17 AM
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Metroidvania
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boxington
09/08/18 1:44:23 AM
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I've never played any early access or survival games, so I can neither confirm nor deny
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0AbsoluteZero0
09/08/18 1:45:29 AM
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Two keys to instantly identify a shit poster:

Underscore in username
Anime sig

Bonus: the anime is loli
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Esrac
09/08/18 1:46:17 AM
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Tropicalwood posted...
Walking Simulator


I hesitate to even call them games.
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Johnny_Nutcase
09/08/18 1:47:04 AM
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0AbsoluteZero0 posted...
Two keys to instantly identify a shit poster:

Underscore in username
Anime sig

Bonus: the anime is loli


*SLAP*

Your username looks like a gamertag I see on MW2.
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Quorthon109
09/08/18 1:48:06 AM
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OP just made me think of SCUM, which is a good game imo.
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pres_madagascar
09/08/18 1:49:00 AM
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Survival anything. They're all boring trite.

Battle Royale. I'm too old to be decent at it, so dying in the first five minutes to then wait around for the other 99 people to die isn't fun.
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Rika_Furude
09/08/18 1:52:10 AM
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0AbsoluteZero0 posted...
Two keys to instantly identify a shit poster:

Underscore in username
Anime sig

Bonus: the anime is loli

wern't you banned? how about you fuck off?
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NeuralLaxative
09/08/18 2:02:25 AM
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TheMarthKoopa posted...
Metroidvania


Gtfo
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pres_madagascar
09/08/18 2:03:22 AM
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NeuralLaxative posted...
TheMarthKoopa posted...
Metroidvania


Gtfo

I have never beaten a single metroidvania game outside of symphony. Those games are extremely disorienting to me.
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NeuralLaxative
09/08/18 2:04:47 AM
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pres_madagascar posted...
NeuralLaxative posted...
TheMarthKoopa posted...
Metroidvania


Gtfo

I have never beaten a single metroidvania game outside of symphony. Those games are extremely disorienting to me.


Disorienting as in lack of direction? I could see that but the exploration is part of the fun
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FL81
09/08/18 2:07:00 AM
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TheMarthKoopa
09/08/18 2:08:30 AM
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NeuralLaxative posted...
Gtfo

I don't care for arbitrary backtracking

It's pointless and just annoying to constantly see things you can't get yet because you don't have an upgrade from the late game to reach it
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Tropicalwood
09/08/18 2:10:02 AM
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TheMarthKoopa posted...
NeuralLaxative posted...
Gtfo

I don't care for arbitrary backtracking

It's pointless and just annoying to constantly see things you can't get yet because you don't have an upgrade from the late game to reach it

B2DMfzZ
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ModLogic
09/08/18 2:17:22 AM
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TheMarthKoopa posted...
NeuralLaxative posted...
Gtfo

I don't care for arbitrary backtracking

It's pointless and just annoying to constantly see things you can't get yet because you don't have an upgrade from the late game to reach it

this is only true for early resident evil games
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TheMarthKoopa
09/08/18 2:22:14 AM
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ModLogic posted...
this is only true for early resident evil games

It's true for nearly every Metroidvania. There are always items that are out of reach from the very beginning of the game because you don't have movement upgrades from later in the game.

Happened in the first 20 minutes of Hollow Knight where I find a secret that I can't even do because I don't have an air dash.
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KamenRiderBlade
09/08/18 2:25:23 AM
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Pay to Progress

Pay for Content

Pay for Power
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pres_madagascar
09/08/18 2:25:58 AM
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NeuralLaxative posted...
pres_madagascar posted...
NeuralLaxative posted...
TheMarthKoopa posted...
Metroidvania


Gtfo

I have never beaten a single metroidvania game outside of symphony. Those games are extremely disorienting to me.


Disorienting as in lack of direction? I could see that but the exploration is part of the fun

No like, orienting my location on a 2d plane is difficult. I dunno why. I always get lost, and have to look at the map every 40 seconds.
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TendoDRM
09/08/18 2:26:31 AM
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I mean, Early Access is so broad, tons of good stuff, tons of shit.

Now Tower Defense, that's all shit.
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Banjo2553
09/08/18 2:44:05 AM
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Does "Bonus" mean it doesn't always apply? Because there's actually some kickass multiplayer games out there. >_>
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Rika_Furude
09/08/18 3:24:35 AM
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Banjo2553 posted...
Does "Bonus" mean it doesn't always apply? Because there's actually some kickass multiplayer games out there. >_>

it means when a game with the first 2 tags exists, and it also has the bonus tags, its super shit

im not bagging on all multiplayer games
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FaultyGourry
09/08/18 3:31:24 AM
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Rika_Furude posted...
early access
survival

bonus: zombies

bonus: multiplayer

What about The Forest?
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