Current Events > $4.88 or Megyn Kelly oils all the squeaky doors and chairs in your house?

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deupd_u 09/07/18 6:56:54 PM #1:	$4.88 or Megyn Kelly oils all the squeaky doors and chairs in your house? - Results (4 votes) The money 50% (2 votes) 2 The honey 50% (2 votes) 2 Megyn will show up to your house with a can of WD-40, and will oil all your squeaky doors, chairs, and stuck drawers. She'll ask you about your day while she does it. --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG <cite>deupd_u posted [p:908311647] in $4.88 or M... [t:76978270]...</cite> <quote> $4.88 or Megyn Kelly oils all the squeaky doors and chairs in your house? - Results (4 votes) The money 50% (2 votes) 2 The honey 50% (2 votes) 2 Megyn will show up to your house with a can of WD-40, and will oil all your squeaky doors, chairs, and stuck drawers. She'll ask you about your day while she does it. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
dontIoseyourway 09/07/18 6:57:53 PM #2:	that's enough for 4.88 frosties at wendys money please <cite>dontIoseyourway posted [p:908311699] in $4.88 or M... [t:76978270]...</cite> <quote>that's enough for 4.88 frosties at wendys money please</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NibeIungsnarf 09/07/18 6:58:00 PM #3:	She's like sevenhundred years old. <cite>NibeIungsnarf posted [p:908311707] in $4.88 or M... [t:76978270]...</cite> <quote>She's like sevenhundred years old.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kazi1212 09/07/18 7:00:02 PM #4:	Whats she wearing? --- I don't know my gimmick "Does that sound reasonable to you?" <cite>Kazi1212 posted [p:908311835] in $4.88 or M... [t:76978270]...</cite> <quote>Whats she wearing?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
deupd_u 09/07/18 7:14:35 PM #5:	NibeIungsnarf posted... She's like sevenhundred years old. She's 47, and thinks you're a special boy. Kazi1212 posted... Whats she wearing? --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG <cite>deupd_u posted [p:908312569] in $4.88 or M... [t:76978270]...</cite> <quote><cite>NibeIungsnarf posted...</cite> <quote>She's like sevenhundred years old.</quote> She's 47, and thinks you're a special boy. <cite>Kazi1212 posted...</cite> <quote>Whats she wearing?</quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kazi1212 09/07/18 7:15:53 PM #6:	Nah, Ill take the money --- I don't know my gimmick "Does that sound reasonable to you?" <cite>Kazi1212 posted [p:908312654] in $4.88 or M... [t:76978270]...</cite> <quote>Nah, Ill take the money</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
deupd_u 09/07/18 8:56:03 PM #7:	Think of all the peaceful sits of a squeak-free chair. Mmmmmm... --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG <cite>deupd_u posted [p:908317889] in $4.88 or M... [t:76978270]...</cite> <quote>Think of all the peaceful sits of a squeak-free chair. Mmmmmm...</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
deupd_u 09/08/18 10:47:36 AM #8:	She won't even make a mess with the WD-40 --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG <cite>deupd_u posted [p:908343373] in $4.88 or M... [t:76978270]...</cite> <quote>She won't even make a mess with the WD-40</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HydraSlayer82 09/08/18 10:48:38 AM #9:	Megyn Kelly aging poorly. --- Sigless user <cite>HydraSlayer82 posted [p:908343412] in $4.88 or M... [t:76978270]...</cite> <quote>Megyn Kelly aging poorly. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NeonOctopus 09/08/18 10:48:40 AM #10:	Will she oil my cock too? --- https://imgur.com/nlaY1qH https://imgur.com/zHJ1OCo https://imgur.com/btBPP4E https://imgur.com/1B3bMHw https://i.imgtc.com/oBtziLb.png <cite>NeonOctopus posted [p:908343413] in $4.88 or M... [t:76978270]...</cite> <quote>Will she oil my cock too?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HANGtheDJ_86 09/08/18 10:50:16 AM #11:	I could really use the money... --- Green is the Color <cite>HANGtheDJ_86 posted [p:908343477] in $4.88 or M... [t:76978270]...</cite> <quote>I could really use the money...</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
thanosibe 09/08/18 11:07:28 AM #12:	HydraSlayer82 posted... Megyn Kelly aging poorly. Ive never used the ignore feature but damn youre pushing it. --- I think I need a drink. Almost everybody does only they don't know it. -- Charles Bukowski <cite>thanosibe posted [p:908344172] in $4.88 or M... [t:76978270]...</cite> <quote><cite>HydraSlayer82 posted...</cite> <quote>Megyn Kelly aging poorly. </quote>Ive never used the ignore feature but damn youre pushing it.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
deupd_u 09/08/18 3:01:50 PM #13:	HydraSlayer82 posted... Megyn Kelly aging poorly. When she's nice enough to oil your squeaks, but you still say mean things to her --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG <cite>deupd_u posted [p:908355369] in $4.88 or M... [t:76978270]...</cite> <quote><cite>HydraSlayer82 posted...</cite> <quote>Megyn Kelly aging poorly. </quote> When she's nice enough to oil your squeaks, but you still say mean things to her </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KiwiTerraRizing 09/08/18 3:02:24 PM #14:	Money --- Trucking Legend Don Schneider <cite>KiwiTerraRizing posted [p:908355397] in $4.88 or M... [t:76978270]...</cite> <quote>Money</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
YOUHAVENOHOPE 09/08/18 3:03:32 PM #15:	megyn kelly is hot as fuck --- https://imgur.com/kpXTakw https://imgur.com/Pto3yPa http://media.giphy.com/media/NBVBnHv8bV13q/giphy.gif <cite>YOUHAVENOHOPE posted [p:908355450] in $4.88 or M... [t:76978270]...</cite> <quote>megyn kelly is hot as fuck</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
bloodydeath0 09/08/18 3:05:59 PM #16:	will she find and diagnose the squeaky joints or do i have to prepare a list for her? --- https://imgur.com/xHbbYI6 http://cdn1.sbnation.com/assets/3386905/G2-Ortiz-Slam.gif Anything too hard in life is not worth doing. -John McGuirk <cite>bloodydeath0 posted [p:908355570] in $4.88 or M... [t:76978270]...</cite> <quote>will she find and diagnose the squeaky joints or do i have to prepare a list for her?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lordgold666 09/08/18 3:06:47 PM #17:	Lol the wd40 --- 3DS: 1848-2391-0198 "May the Father of Understanding guide us" <cite>Lordgold666 posted [p:908355602] in $4.88 or M... [t:76978270]...</cite> <quote>Lol the wd40</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Trigger_Volnutt 09/08/18 3:07:54 PM #18:	Only if she jumpstarts my new career as a celebrity. The connections are useless otherwise. --- Ray Allen can drop 7 3pointers im not even going to calculate how many points that is ~ CelticsHomerPro <cite>Trigger_Volnutt posted [p:908355665] in $4.88 or M... [t:76978270]...</cite> <quote>Only if she jumpstarts my new career as a celebrity. The connections are useless otherwise.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NeonOctopus 09/08/18 3:14:16 PM #19:	NeonOctopus posted... Will she oil my cock too? --- https://imgur.com/nlaY1qH https://imgur.com/zHJ1OCo https://imgur.com/btBPP4E https://imgur.com/1B3bMHw https://i.imgtc.com/oBtziLb.png <cite>NeonOctopus posted [p:908355990] in $4.88 or M... [t:76978270]...</cite> <quote><cite>NeonOctopus posted...</cite> <quote>Will she oil my cock too?</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lord_Shadow 09/08/18 3:19:11 PM #20:	My dick can be considered a chair sooo --- GT My Lord Shadow :3DS FC 0791 2649 3488 Member of the PC Master race <cite>Lord_Shadow posted [p:908356237] in $4.88 or M... [t:76978270]...</cite> <quote>My dick can be considered a chair sooo</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
deupd_u 09/08/18 4:38:25 PM #21:	NeonOctopus posted... NeonOctopus posted... Will she oil my cock too? Lord_Shadow posted... My dick can be considered a chair sooo And you people wonder why you've got your dicks in your hand on CE instead of having beautiful women doing your home repairs. --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG <cite>deupd_u posted [p:908360531] in $4.88 or M... [t:76978270]...</cite> <quote><cite>NeonOctopus posted...</cite> <quote><cite>NeonOctopus posted...</cite> <quote>Will she oil my cock too?</quote></quote> <cite>Lord_Shadow posted...</cite> <quote>My dick can be considered a chair sooo</quote> And you people wonder why you've got your dicks in your hand on CE instead of having beautiful women doing your home repairs.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Trigger_Volnutt 09/08/18 4:39:32 PM #22:	What about my inquiry? Stardom is important. --- Ray Allen can drop 7 3pointers im not even going to calculate how many points that is ~ CelticsHomerPro <cite>Trigger_Volnutt posted [p:908360589] in $4.88 or M... [t:76978270]...</cite> <quote>What about my inquiry? Stardom is important.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BruceWayneJr 09/08/18 4:40:17 PM #23:	Give me the four dollars. Fuck her. --- He might be the president, but it's not his country. <cite>BruceWayneJr posted [p:908360619] in $4.88 or M... [t:76978270]...</cite> <quote>Give me the four dollars. Fuck her.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
deupd_u 09/08/18 5:51:07 PM #24:	She is a woman, so she'll probably leave big fucking tumbleweeds of blonde hair in your house, though. --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG <cite>deupd_u posted [p:908364161] in $4.88 or M... [t:76978270]...</cite> <quote>She is a woman, so she'll probably leave big fucking tumbleweeds of blonde hair in your house, though.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KamenRiderBlade 09/08/18 5:52:39 PM #25:	I'd like to oil her up =D --- Are you a MexiCAN or a MexiCAN'T - Johnny Depp '*Once Upon A Time in Mexico*' <cite>KamenRiderBlade posted [p:908364250] in $4.88 or M... [t:76978270]...</cite> <quote>I'd like to oil her up =D</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
divot1338 09/08/18 5:55:36 PM #26:	My balls have been making a squeaking noise lately whenever I use them. --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey <cite>divot1338 posted [p:908364401] in $4.88 or M... [t:76978270]...</cite> <quote>My balls have been making a squeaking noise lately whenever I use them.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
wannabepranksta 09/08/18 6:22:17 PM #27:	Only if she oils up my squeaky butthole... with her tongue. --- shut up and take my money <cite>wannabepranksta posted [p:908365767] in $4.88 or M... [t:76978270]...</cite> <quote>Only if she oils up my squeaky butthole... with her tongue.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
deupd_u 09/08/18 10:15:43 PM #28:	Needs more votes --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG <cite>deupd_u posted [p:908377636] in $4.88 or M... [t:76978270]...</cite> <quote>Needs more votes</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Master_Bass 09/08/18 10:18:18 PM #29:	Does she do car doors too? My one door is really squeaky. --- Many Bothans died to bring you this post. <cite>Master_Bass posted [p:908377776] in $4.88 or M... [t:76978270]...</cite> <quote>Does she do car doors too? My one door is really squeaky.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
deupd_u 09/08/18 10:27:13 PM #30:	Master_Bass posted... Does she do car doors too? My one door is really squeaky. She'll try, but that sounds like more of a job for white lithium grease. --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG <cite>deupd_u posted [p:908378246] in $4.88 or M... [t:76978270]...</cite> <quote><cite>Master_Bass posted...</cite> <quote>Does she do car doors too? My one door is really squeaky.</quote> She'll try, but that sounds like more of a job for white lithium grease.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
thanosibe 09/08/18 10:29:23 PM #31:	KamenRiderBlade posted... I'd like to oil her up =D --- I think I need a drink. Almost everybody does only they don't know it. -- Charles Bukowski <cite>thanosibe posted [p:908378356] in $4.88 or M... [t:76978270]...</cite> <quote><cite>KamenRiderBlade posted...</cite> <quote>I'd like to oil her up =D</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
deupd_u 09/09/18 6:43:35 AM #32:	Each of these topics needs 50 votes before I can make a conclusion and start the next one. --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG <cite>deupd_u posted [p:908394501] in $4.88 or M... [t:76978270]...</cite> <quote>Each of these topics needs 50 votes before I can make a conclusion and start the next one.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DocileOrangeCup 09/09/18 6:51:46 AM #33:	my fuckin door has been pissin me off lately so the squek repeiar --- https://imgur.com/kHnd6lr https://imgur.com/uG042id https://imgur.com/tIfDfZH https://imgur.com/xhtRl8w https://imgur.com/ggQozRe https://imgur.com/xfhfLOc <cite>DocileOrangeCup posted [p:908394633] in $4.88 or M... [t:76978270]...</cite> <quote>my fuckin door has been pissin me off lately so the squek repeiar</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
frogman_295 09/09/18 6:54:58 AM #34:	Money. She's really obnoxious. --- Pastor of Muppets <cite>frogman_295 posted [p:908394698] in $4.88 or M... [t:76978270]...</cite> <quote>Money. She's really obnoxious.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
deupd_u 09/09/18 8:35:25 AM #35:	deupd_u posted... Each of these topics needs 50 votes before I can make a conclusion and start the next one. I got impatient! We've got TWO polls at the same time! https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/400-current-events/76983122 --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG <cite>deupd_u posted [p:908396786] in $4.88 or M... [t:76978270]...</cite> <quote><cite>deupd_u posted...</cite> <quote>Each of these topics needs 50 votes before I can make a conclusion and start the next one.</quote> I got impatient! We've got TWO polls at the same time! https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/400-current-events/76983122</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
deupd_u 09/09/18 10:01:21 AM #36:	deupd_u posted... deupd_u posted... Each of these topics needs 50 votes before I can make a conclusion and start the next one. I got impatient! We've got TWO polls at the same time! https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/400-current-events/76983122 NEVERMIND! --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG <cite>deupd_u posted [p:908399277] in $4.88 or M... [t:76978270]...</cite> <quote><cite>deupd_u posted...</cite> <quote><cite>deupd_u posted...</cite> <quote>Each of these topics needs 50 votes before I can make a conclusion and start the next one.</quote> I got impatient! We've got TWO polls at the same time! https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/400-current-events/76983122</quote> NEVERMIND!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
gatorsPENSbucs 09/09/18 10:06:33 AM #37:	She's pretty fine so I'll have her over. --- https://imgur.com/pqMQZyw <cite>gatorsPENSbucs posted [p:908399450] in $4.88 or M... [t:76978270]...</cite> <quote>She's pretty fine so I'll have her over.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The Popo 09/09/18 10:13:37 AM #38:	Oiling the squeaky doors and chairs in my house is something that I never do. Since $4.88 is not gonna make any difference to me, Ill take anyone doing that service over the money. So long as Kelly just gets the job done quickly and doesnt bother me, Ill take it. --- Live action Hungry Hungry Hippos though, now that was a sport. ~Aeon Azuran <cite>The Popo posted [p:908399687] in $4.88 or M... [t:76978270]...</cite> <quote>Oiling the squeaky doors and chairs in my house is something that I never do. Since $4.88 is not gonna make any difference to me, Ill take anyone doing that service over the money. So long as Kelly just gets the job done quickly and doesnt bother me, Ill take it.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SkittyOnWailord 09/09/18 10:23:39 AM #39:	None of my doors or chairs are squeaky. Does that mean I'm forced to get the $4.88? Or can I chose other household items for her to oil? --- I'm here! I'm furry! I'll try not to shed! =^_^= i7 5820K\|Rampage V Extreme\|32GB DDR4 Ripjaws 4\|2xSLI GTX 980ti Lightning LE\|HAF 932\|Sony 55inch 4K HDR\|HTC Vive <cite>SkittyOnWailord posted [p:908400004] in $4.88 or M... [t:76978270]...</cite> <quote>None of my doors or chairs are squeaky. Does that mean I'm forced to get the $4.88? Or can I chose other household items for her to oil?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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