Current Events > I just got yelled at for 10 minutes for taking a shit in front of a Embassy

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Skyrim_Guard
09/04/18 8:52:29 AM
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So me and the boys are out drinking and my buddy dares me to go the Thalmor Embassy and drop a shit so long story short I do and my captain found out and he just ranted for 10 minutes about how I almost started a war but I'm like its the Thalmor who cares.
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TheDogfather
09/04/18 8:54:07 AM
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Never change.
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Cheater87
09/04/18 8:55:00 AM
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Skyrim_Guard
09/04/18 8:56:03 AM
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Cheater87 posted...
In public?

Yes
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Kitt
09/04/18 8:56:25 AM
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Top-tier gimmick.
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Skyrim_Guard
09/04/18 2:40:03 PM
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Goats posted...
All I was doing was using a dragonshout into the open air and this fascist guard comes up to me and tells me to stop. I wasn't hurting anyone. Just shouting my Thu'um into the air away from every other person cobalion

Your making people nervous.
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masterpug53
09/04/18 3:00:41 PM
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Goats posted...
All I was doing was using a dragonshout into the open air and this fascist guard comes up to me and tells me to stop. I wasn't hurting anyone. Just shouting my Thu'um into the air away from every other person cobalion


Whiterun finally got a nice rain after a month-long dry spell, and you just had to come along and Clear Skies everything for no reason. You're lucky you only got a scolding.
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Darkrobotisback
09/04/18 3:03:41 PM
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You're lucky the police didn't arrest you, and put you in jail for a couple of months...
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thronedfire2
09/04/18 3:05:54 PM
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too bad you're not better at sneaking, could have done it without being seen
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Lordgold666
09/04/18 3:08:26 PM
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lol
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Skyrim_Guard
09/04/18 9:35:16 PM
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thronedfire2 posted...
too bad you're not better at sneaking, could have done it without being seen

Tough chance of that I looked right into elenwen eyes as I did it.
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YellowSUV
09/04/18 9:37:04 PM
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Skyrim belongs to the Nords!
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FursonaNonGrata
09/04/18 9:39:31 PM
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All I wanted was a Skooma
And she wouldn't give it to me
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Paragon21XX
09/04/18 9:39:34 PM
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Why simply shit in front of the embassy when you can murder all of them instead?
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