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DanHarenChamp
09/03/18 1:11:48 AM
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Just realized this. I mean some do but the average lawyer salary is comparable to an engineer.
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Hawaiian_punch
09/03/18 1:14:25 AM
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DanHarenChamp posted...
Just realized this. I mean some do but the average lawyer salary is comparable to an engineer.


The average lawyer is unfuckable. The average engineer gets blasted by limitless Chad dick
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Zack_Attackv1
09/03/18 1:15:52 AM
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Duh. Didn't you see that Jim Carrey movie?
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SauI_Goodman
09/03/18 1:16:56 AM
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I'd be a terrible lawyer. I'm too honest.
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FFVII_REMAKE
09/03/18 1:20:09 AM
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If they do make a shitload of money, it cones with a lot of stress and threats from clients.
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SauI_Goodman
09/03/18 1:23:45 AM
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FFVII_REMAKE posted...
If they do make a shitload of money, it cones with a lot of stress and threats from clients.


I saw one of the major lawyers in Vegas at Wal-Mart. Dude had what I perceived to be a bodyguard with him. I'm guessing most lawyers probably can't afford that.
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SK8T3R215
09/03/18 1:23:52 AM
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Wal-Mart managers make about $80 million a year.
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tremain07
09/03/18 1:27:16 AM
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to be a highly paid lawyer you need to successfully defend some pretty disgusting clients, see once that world sees you're good at your job, that's where the real payday starts, the hollywood elite and the CEOs of the rich world will know your name and you'll be getting big calls and money, but of course if you fail, better watch your back because not only will you earn the scorn and hatred of the public for defending a POS but you failed, so now that POS's buddies will want to "chat" with you

It's not fair those laywers get to enjoy life for dirty business but the public defenders are completely fighting uphill battles the government constantly keeps adding more dirt on
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Vicious_Dios
09/03/18 1:28:38 AM
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SauI_Goodman posted...
I'd be a terrible lawyer. I'm too honest.


Not to your clients.
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ThePieReborn
09/03/18 6:20:07 AM
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An attorney is generally a middle class profession, yes.
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NeonOctopus
09/03/18 6:43:44 AM
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Irony
09/03/18 6:51:42 AM
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NeonOctopus posted...
If I worked in law, I'd rather be a prosecutor >_>

"Look at this poor person that I can tell didn't do it from the evidence. Let's put his ass away for 20 years." - NeonOctopus
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brandunh11
09/03/18 7:05:03 AM
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I worked as a Financial advisor for 3 years. The lowest I saw a lawyer mske was about $50k but he ran his own practice in a small Texas town in the middle of nowhere. A typical corporate lawyer made anywhere from $120-$200k depending on experience/employer. The highest I remember seeing a corporate lawyer make was about $350k but he was also the VP. The guys making the most money were the ones who ran their own practice. It was not uncommon at all to see those guys making $500k-$1m annually.
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NeonOctopus
09/03/18 7:16:49 AM
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Irony posted...
NeonOctopus posted...
If I worked in law, I'd rather be a prosecutor >_>

"Look at this poor person that I can tell didn't do it from the evidence. Let's put his ass away for 20 years." - NeonOctopus

Gotta catch up to Manfred von Karma yo
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