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Behaviorism
09/02/18 7:55:17 PM
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Well?
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Mareen
09/02/18 7:55:53 PM
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God gave birth to them.
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On_The_Edge
09/02/18 7:56:02 PM
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Who said they do
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frozenshock
09/02/18 7:57:38 PM
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God put bellybuttons to test our faith
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Behaviorism
09/02/18 7:57:59 PM
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frozenshock posted...
God put bellybuttons to test our faith

Alright....
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Behaviorism
09/02/18 7:58:14 PM
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On_The_Edge posted...
Who said they do

Every picture in church
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Dragonblade01
09/02/18 7:59:33 PM
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:O
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Lordgold666
09/02/18 8:04:03 PM
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I remember i once saw this video of a fat guy putting like $5+ in quarters in his belly button

It was pretty gross, and its one of the reasons i only carry plastic
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Jiek_Fafn
09/02/18 8:05:47 PM
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That's just the church letting out it's pent up sexual tension. They're not actually belly buttons. They're tiny vaginas.

The first priests hid them in religious paintings as something to beat off to. Art priests today continue the practice.
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Super Slash
09/02/18 8:09:20 PM
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God works in mysterious ways
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Behaviorism
09/02/18 8:35:55 PM
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Jiek_Fafn posted...
That's just the church letting out it's pent up sexual tension. They're not actually belly buttons. They're tiny vaginas.

The first priests hid them in religious paintings as something to beat off to. Art priests today continue the practice.

Wtf
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02fran
09/02/18 9:40:08 PM
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Jiek_Fafn posted...
That's just the church letting out it's pent up sexual tension. They're not actually belly buttons. They're tiny vaginas.

The first priests hid them in religious paintings as something to beat off to. Art priests today continue the practice.

Mind blown
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BLAKUboy
09/02/18 9:42:15 PM
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Jiek_Fafn posted...
That's just the church letting out it's pent up sexual tension. They're not actually belly buttons. They're tiny vaginas.

The first priests hid them in religious paintings as something to beat off to. Art priests today continue the practice.

Head canon accepted.
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SSJGrimReaper
09/02/18 9:49:07 PM
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Why does Behav have a belly button
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Zikten
09/02/18 9:51:39 PM
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Behaviorism posted...
On_The_Edge posted...
Who said they do

Every picture in church

They also show them as white anf they would have been either black or arab
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Behaviorism
09/02/18 10:52:30 PM
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02fran posted...
Jiek_Fafn posted...
That's just the church letting out it's pent up sexual tension. They're not actually belly buttons. They're tiny vaginas.

The first priests hid them in religious paintings as something to beat off to. Art priests today continue the practice.

Mind blown

I thought he was joking. Is that actually true?
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Guerrilla Soldier
09/02/18 10:54:49 PM
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02fran posted...
Jiek_Fafn posted...
That's just the church letting out it's pent up sexual tension. They're not actually belly buttons. They're tiny vaginas.

The first priests hid them in religious paintings as something to beat off to. Art priests today continue the practice.

Mind blown

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L0Z
09/02/18 11:04:44 PM
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they would have them because the umbilical cord is apart of the child not the parent. it grows starting from the the baby towards the placenta. if you were to clone a human and have it in an artificial womb it would still grow the umbilical cord from the belly
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