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Mist_Turnips
09/02/18 1:11:38 PM
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And he glances over
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SSJCAT
09/02/18 1:12:07 PM
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*wink*
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Kobe8Bryant24
09/02/18 1:12:13 PM
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"Nice."
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Mist_Turnips
09/02/18 4:50:18 PM
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"What's up?"
"Well, I currently have my penis out for the purpose of expelling urine. You?"
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synth_real
09/02/18 5:17:08 PM
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"Hey, nice watch!"
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PiOverlord
09/02/18 5:18:58 PM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IzO1mCAVyMw" data-time="

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Hayame Zero
09/02/18 5:25:00 PM
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It's usually older men who do this. Fucking why?
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YukihoHagiwara
09/02/18 5:25:38 PM
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mining lvls?
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LinksLiege
09/02/18 5:28:51 PM
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"Look all you like."
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EternalDivide
09/02/18 5:29:00 PM
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Seriously though. It never ceases to surprise me just how many man who probably think of themselves as real manly men all have to go hide in a stall to pee.
More than once at a stadium or other large capacity site there's a line at the door and when you get close enough to see inside there's 6-8 urinals not being used and all these men ages 20-50 are all in line to use the 2 stalls to pee. Because they're afraid.
Just pee at the urinal. I just go ahead of these mental midgets and use the urinal. Even if a guy next to you would glance over which they're not, who cares. Pee, look forward or down at your own junk and then leave.

All these men would have gone into the fetal position and cried in the corner out of fear if they had to shower in school like people did 40 years ago.
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PiOverlord
09/02/18 5:33:06 PM
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EternalDivide posted...
Seriously though. It never ceases to surprise me just how many man who probably think of themselves as real manly men all have to go hide in a stall to pee.
More than once at a stadium or other large capacity site there's a line at the door and when you get close enough to see inside there's 6-8 urinals not being used and all these men ages 20-50 are all in line to use the 2 stalls to pee. Because they're afraid.
Just pee at the urinal. I just go ahead of these mental midgets and use the urinal. Even if a guy next to you would glance over which they're not, who cares. Pee, look forward or down at your own junk and then leave.

All these men would have gone into the fetal position and cried in the corner out of fear if they had to shower in school like people did 40 years ago.

wtf, this is stupid, if people are more comfortable using the urinal, then don't judge them.

I literally have a mental block when I use a urinal for some reason. I try so hard but nothing will come out. Don't really know why it started, maybe it's because I graduated a semester early from High School, and being isolated from society made it awkward for me to have to pee around others. It sucks, and I hate it, but I have to use a stall.

Don't be judgmental.
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EternalDivide
09/02/18 5:42:15 PM
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Oh god. I'll be judgmental about stupidity whenever I see it. You either have to pee or you don't. Jfc.
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XxKrazyChaosxX
09/02/18 5:47:46 PM
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EternalDivide posted...
Seriously though. It never ceases to surprise me just how many man who probably think of themselves as real manly men all have to go hide in a stall to pee.
More than once at a stadium or other large capacity site there's a line at the door and when you get close enough to see inside there's 6-8 urinals not being used and all these men ages 20-50 are all in line to use the 2 stalls to pee. Because they're afraid.
Just pee at the urinal. I just go ahead of these mental midgets and use the urinal. Even if a guy next to you would glance over which they're not, who cares. Pee, look forward or down at your own junk and then leave.

All these men would have gone into the fetal position and cried in the corner out of fear if they had to shower in school like people did 40 years ago.


This is the type of guy who looks at your junk.
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KiwiTerraRizing
09/02/18 5:48:48 PM
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He wants you to pee on him
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PiOverlord
09/02/18 5:50:49 PM
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EternalDivide posted...
Oh god. I'll be judgmental about stupidity whenever I see it. You either have to pee or you don't. Jfc.

Then you're just ignorant.

There are times where I really have to pee, it is terrible, I'm in total pain, and I go to the restroom. The stalls are taken so I go to the urinal and try to pee, but for whatever reason, it's blocked, I try so hard, but all I can do is just stand there like a weirdo with nothing coming out. It is obviously a mental block, something subconscious, and something that I really can't control. I was able to pee at a urinal for years until suddenly I couldn't.

Since you want to be proud of your "you either have to pee or you don't" how about you read some actual facts: https://www.betterhealth.vic.gov.au/health/conditionsandtreatments/shy-bladder-syndrome:

Paruresis is not a physical condition because nothing is wrong with the persons urinary tract. The urinary sphincter must be relaxed in order for urine to flow from the bladder down the urethra. Anxiety about urinating overstimulates the persons nervous system and clamps the sphincter shut. Failure to urinate heightens the persons anxiety, particularly if the bladder is uncomfortably full.


Notice how it says that even if your bladder is full, you still are unable to pee due to this? You probably don't because I imagine your education is so low that you can't comprehend basic facts, but there, I pointed out for you, so you don't have to work that little mind of yours.
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Pitlord_Special
09/02/18 5:56:48 PM
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EternalDivide posted...
Seriously though. It never ceases to surprise me just how many man who probably think of themselves as real manly men all have to go hide in a stall to pee.
More than once at a stadium or other large capacity site there's a line at the door and when you get close enough to see inside there's 6-8 urinals not being used and all these men ages 20-50 are all in line to use the 2 stalls to pee. Because they're afraid.
Just pee at the urinal. I just go ahead of these mental midgets and use the urinal. Even if a guy next to you would glance over which they're not, who cares. Pee, look forward or down at your own junk and then leave.


How do you know they don't have to drop a deuce?

inb4 a real man would poop in the urinal
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yusiko
09/02/18 6:18:57 PM
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i dont know how to respond to that
since im usually the one who picks the urinal by the hot guy as an excuse to stare at his junk
im not even subtle about it
i bring popcorn and everything
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immaWHOOPdatASS
09/02/18 6:24:54 PM
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apocalyptic_4
09/02/18 6:27:44 PM
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EternalDivide posted...
Oh god. I'll be judgmental about stupidity whenever I see it. You either have to pee or you don't. Jfc.


I never understood what jfc was supposed to mean until I read this post
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Mist_Turnips
09/02/18 9:59:43 PM
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yusiko posted...
i dont know how to respond to that
since im usually the one who picks the urinal by the hot guy as an excuse to stare at his junk
im not even subtle about it
i bring popcorn and everything

I thought I smelled popcorn.
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thrashmetal14
09/02/18 10:05:06 PM
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My pee refuses to come out if another guy is peeing next to me. Don't know why, I just feel awkward having my genitals mere inches away from another dude.
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Vicious_Dios
09/02/18 10:07:27 PM
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I'd slap him away with my flaccid trunk.
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