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ImTheMacheteGuy
09/01/18 6:15:58 PM
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"A) I didn't order that. Pineapple? Wtf. B) Dominos doesn't even have any of that stuff. Is this a scam? C) Let's fuck"
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Offworlder1
09/01/18 6:19:30 PM
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I havr not ordered Dominos pizza in over a decade, and I never get pizza with pinapple on it
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TheDogfather
09/01/18 6:22:35 PM
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:3
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UnfairRepresent
09/01/18 6:25:26 PM
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Offworlder1 posted...
I havr not ordered Dominos pizza in over a decade, and I never get pizza with pinapple on it

Well you did okay. It's a hypothetical

Pretend it's Pizza Hut and Pepperoni then, who cares?
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Darkrobotisback
09/01/18 6:29:06 PM
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never once in my entire life did I ever see a pizza delivery girl.
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NeonOctopus
09/01/18 6:34:00 PM
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SSJGrimReaper posted...
TerrifyingRei posted...
they didn't like me cuz i usually got better tips than them.

did you have bigger boobs than they did

lmao
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EpicMickeyDrew
09/01/18 6:35:56 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
EpicMickeyDrew posted...
HylianFox posted...
EpicMickeyDrew posted...
You're reaching.

I dunno, "women drivers" was a rather common stereotype

He wasn't saying anything about woman drivers. He was talking about something that actually happened regarding two individuals.

Who were women drivers

Why does it matter their sex? NOW who's sexist?
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KainFourteh
09/01/18 7:06:30 PM
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"Must be cold"
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DocileOrangeCup
09/01/18 7:07:08 PM
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bshwalker
09/01/18 7:20:31 PM
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I would think
"This pizza must be the worst pizza on the planet if they have to use a naked woman to deliver it!"

Then I'd think
"She sure does look intelligent!" Because we're not supposed to notice womens bodies, anymore.

Then I'd think
"I would never borrow her car!"

Then I'd call the cops because I'm black and if someone else calls them for me, I'll get shot.

Seriously-
I wouldn't open the door because all or parts of my above jokes are probably what I would really do.
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PonyLivesMatter
09/01/18 7:26:58 PM
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Give her the tip
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frogman_295
09/01/18 7:28:48 PM
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Penetrate her.
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alt_no_1_loves
09/01/18 7:28:49 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
Got your large stuffed crust pineapple and a double slammy, with wedges and a bottle of Pepsi."

"Wrong house, sorry."
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Vol2tex
09/01/18 7:32:03 PM
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I've ordered pizza for 20+ years and never had a female delivery person.
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mitsuruji gun
09/01/18 8:20:16 PM
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RUN!!! Don't want to be #metoo

By the way, which website did you get that from...for science.
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Banjo2553
09/01/18 8:29:21 PM
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I reverse searched that picture...

She's wearing clothes.
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Le__seul_dieu__
09/01/18 8:38:52 PM
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report her for rape/sexualing assult me.
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UnfairRepresent
09/01/18 8:43:08 PM
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mitsuruji gun posted...
RUN!!! Don't want to be #metoo

By the way, which website did you get that from...for science.

Google
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