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weekoldhotdog 09/01/18 5:41:52 AM #1:	Girl one is perfect, but girl 2 is a devout nun and won't get naked around you, making sex awkward because even though she thinks you're sweet, she's married to God. Since they share a hip, this makes intercourse impossible due to spiritual obligations, not witholding your wedding night, which is under God. Since the perfect girl is also the perfect sister, your optional date has agreed to these terms before she ever met you, although your choice girl promises she also gives the perfect bj. What do CE? --- Y helo thar buttsecks <cite>weekoldhotdog posted [p:907914091] in The perfec... [t:76956499]...</cite> <quote>Girl one is perfect, but girl 2 is a devout nun and won't get naked around you, making sex awkward because even though she thinks you're sweet, she's married to God. Since they share a hip, this makes intercourse impossible due to spiritual obligations, not witholding your wedding night, which is under God. Since the perfect girl is also the perfect sister, your optional date has agreed to these terms before she ever met you, although your choice girl promises she also gives the perfect bj. What do CE?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SpiralDrift 09/01/18 5:47:21 AM #2:	What if I have a nun fetish though? Sounds win/win to me. --- Do unto others what your parents did to you. <cite>SpiralDrift posted [p:907914171] in The perfec... [t:76956499]...</cite> <quote>What if I have a nun fetish though? Sounds win/win to me.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
weekoldhotdog 09/01/18 5:51:51 AM #3:	I wonder if you have sex with one, if they would both moan? --- Y helo thar buttsecks <cite>weekoldhotdog posted [p:907914246] in The perfec... [t:76956499]...</cite> <quote>I wonder if you have sex with one, if they would both moan?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SpiralDrift 09/01/18 5:57:39 AM #4:	weekoldhotdog posted... I wonder if you have sex with one, if they would both moan? There's a documentary on Netflix about the life of conjoined twin sisters, "Bound by Flesh". They talk about how sex and relationships worked. They even married a few times. It's a very sad story though. --- Do unto others what your parents did to you. <cite>SpiralDrift posted [p:907914336] in The perfec... [t:76956499]...</cite> <quote><cite>weekoldhotdog posted...</cite> <quote>I wonder if you have sex with one, if they would both moan?</quote> There's a documentary on Netflix about the life of conjoined twin sisters, "Bound by Flesh". They talk about how sex and relationships worked. They even married a few times. It's a very sad story though.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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