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deupd_u 08/31/18 6:49:05 PM #1:	$14.27 or Ivanka Trump teaches you to play croquet - Results (5 votes) The money 60% (3 votes) 3 The honey 40% (2 votes) 2 Ivanka will play 1 game of croquet with you. She'll explain the rules and show you proper technique before starting. You'll be in a private field with a sun umbrella and cold water. She will also let you call her "Vank." --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG <cite>deupd_u posted [p:907891548] in $14.27 or ... [t:76955186]...</cite> <quote> $14.27 or Ivanka Trump teaches you to play croquet - Results (5 votes) The money 60% (3 votes) 3 The honey 40% (2 votes) 2 Ivanka will play 1 game of croquet with you. She'll explain the rules and show you proper technique before starting. You'll be in a private field with a sun umbrella and cold water. She will also let you call her "Vank." </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BLAKUboy 08/31/18 6:50:18 PM #2:	Money. --- Aeris dies if she takes more damage than her current HP - Panthera https://signavatar.com/26999_s.png <cite>BLAKUboy posted [p:907891611] in $14.27 or ... [t:76955186]...</cite> <quote>Money.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
thronedfire2 08/31/18 6:51:29 PM #3:	I already know how to play, gimme that cash --- I could see you, but I couldn't hear you You were holding your hat in the breeze Turning away from me In this moment you were stolen... <cite>thronedfire2 posted [p:907891675] in $14.27 or ... [t:76955186]...</cite> <quote>I already know how to play, gimme that cash</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
deupd_u 08/31/18 9:22:31 PM #4:	When you make a freaking awesome croquet shot --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG <cite>deupd_u posted [p:907899188] in $14.27 or ... [t:76955186]...</cite> <quote>When you make a freaking awesome croquet shot </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zikten 08/31/18 9:24:29 PM #5:	thronedfire2 posted... I already know how to play, gimme that cash yea but you have never been leaning up against Ivanka's body as she holds your arms and shows you how to move the bat. and you feel her breath on the back of your neck <cite>Zikten posted [p:907899270] in $14.27 or ... [t:76955186]...</cite> <quote><cite>thronedfire2 posted...</cite> <quote>I already know how to play, gimme that cash</quote> yea but you have never been leaning up against Ivanka's body as she holds your arms and shows you how to move the bat. and you feel her breath on the back of your neck</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
thronedfire2 08/31/18 9:59:50 PM #6:	you don't play croquet with a bat, you savage --- I could see you, but I couldn't hear you You were holding your hat in the breeze Turning away from me In this moment you were stolen... <cite>thronedfire2 posted [p:907900730] in $14.27 or ... [t:76955186]...</cite> <quote>you don't play croquet with a bat, you savage</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
V-E-G-Y- 08/31/18 10:01:48 PM #7:	her sexy voice is enough to get me off --- https://imgur.com/L6MQGtI https://imgur.com/HAj1Ocp https://imgur.com/Op6gMTg https://imgur.com/hNkY6mv <cite>V-E-G-Y- posted [p:907900818] in $14.27 or ... [t:76955186]...</cite> <quote>her sexy voice is enough to get me off</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Nextgengamer666 08/31/18 10:08:39 PM #8:	I dont know how to play and shes sexy as hell. Cant wait to play with her. --- "Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems." <cite>Nextgengamer666 posted [p:907901084] in $14.27 or ... [t:76955186]...</cite> <quote>I dont know how to play and shes sexy as hell. Cant wait to play with her.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ImTheMacheteGuy 08/31/18 10:44:03 PM #9:	Is she willing to fuck after? --- Place-holder sig because new phone and old sigs not saved :/ <cite>ImTheMacheteGuy posted [p:907902639] in $14.27 or ... [t:76955186]...</cite> <quote>Is she willing to fuck after?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zack_Attackv1 08/31/18 10:44:47 PM #10:	I'd rather play with her cricket. --- https://imgur.com/TiKukuT <cite>Zack_Attackv1 posted [p:907902669] in $14.27 or ... [t:76955186]...</cite> <quote>I'd rather play with her cricket.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Oregano 08/31/18 10:46:44 PM #11:	deupd_u posted... Jesus. Her sister is hitting the plastic surgery way too hard. <cite>Oregano posted [p:907902739] in $14.27 or ... [t:76955186]...</cite> <quote><cite>deupd_u posted...</cite> <quote> </quote> Jesus. Her sister is hitting the plastic surgery way too hard.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lord_Shadow 08/31/18 11:09:16 PM #12:	Can I be naked? --- GT My Lord Shadow :3DS FC 0791 2649 3488 Member of the PC Master race <cite>Lord_Shadow posted [p:907903684] in $14.27 or ... [t:76955186]...</cite> <quote>Can I be naked?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
garan 09/01/18 12:03:18 AM #13:	That amount of money is nothing. <cite>garan posted [p:907905715] in $14.27 or ... [t:76955186]...</cite> <quote>That amount of money is nothing.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Schwarz 09/01/18 12:07:14 AM #14:	Will my "Vank" privileges be revoked if I get a boner --- I'm a loner, Dottie. A rebel. <cite>Schwarz posted [p:907905843] in $14.27 or ... [t:76955186]...</cite> <quote>Will my "Vank" privileges be revoked if I get a boner</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Rad_Chad 09/01/18 12:12:20 AM #15:	lol her dad would probably get all heated because she was spending time with a better looking dude --- Female body inspector and motorboating enthusiast. <cite>Rad_Chad posted [p:907906023] in $14.27 or ... [t:76955186]...</cite> <quote>lol her dad would probably get all heated because she was spending time with a better looking dude</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DarkAkatosh 09/01/18 12:16:23 AM #16:	I cant fuck her? Money <cite>DarkAkatosh posted [p:907906177] in $14.27 or ... [t:76955186]...</cite> <quote>I cant fuck her? Money</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
deupd_u 09/01/18 6:11:51 AM #17:	Zikten posted... yea but you have never been leaning up against Ivanka's body as she holds your arms and shows you how to move the bat. and you feel her breath on the back of your neck Nextgengamer666 posted... I dont know how to play and shes sexy as hell. Cant wait to play with her. ImTheMacheteGuy posted... Is she willing to fuck after? Lord_Shadow posted... Can I be naked? Schwarz posted... Will my "Vank" privileges be revoked if I get a boner She is under no obligation, and will leave if you're a creep. --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG <cite>deupd_u posted [p:907914528] in $14.27 or ... [t:76955186]...</cite> <quote><cite>Zikten posted...</cite> <quote>yea but you have never been leaning up against Ivanka's body as she holds your arms and shows you how to move the bat. and you feel her breath on the back of your neck</quote> <cite>Nextgengamer666 posted...</cite> <quote>I dont know how to play and shes sexy as hell. Cant wait to play with her.</quote> <cite>ImTheMacheteGuy posted...</cite> <quote>Is she willing to fuck after?</quote> <cite>Lord_Shadow posted...</cite> <quote>Can I be naked?</quote> <cite>Schwarz posted...</cite> <quote>Will my "Vank" privileges be revoked if I get a boner</quote> She is under no obligation, and will leave if you're a creep.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
deupd_u 09/01/18 11:49:26 AM #18:	Imagine if your mom or dad called you during the game. They would ask, "Hey, son! What are you up to?" and you could be like, "I'm just hangin' with Vank!" --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG <cite>deupd_u posted [p:907923849] in $14.27 or ... [t:76955186]...</cite> <quote>Imagine if your mom or dad called you during the game. They would ask, "Hey, son! What are you up to?" and you could be like, "I'm just hangin' with Vank!"</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Miles_Above_You 09/01/18 1:50:02 PM #19:	can't stonk the vank --- Comin' down fast <cite>Miles_Above_You posted [p:907929616] in $14.27 or ... [t:76955186]...</cite> <quote>can't stonk the vank</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
deupd_u 09/01/18 2:32:13 PM #20:	When she was about to give you some of that cold water, but she sees how close the poll is --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG <cite>deupd_u posted [p:907931696] in $14.27 or ... [t:76955186]...</cite> <quote>When she was about to give you some of that cold water, but she sees how close the poll is </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Leftnoob_Canada 09/01/18 4:10:02 PM #21:	garan posted... That amount of money is nothing. Mr. Moneybags o'er here <cite>Leftnoob_Canada posted [p:907936533] in $14.27 or ... [t:76955186]...</cite> <quote><cite>garan posted...</cite> <quote>That amount of money is nothing.</quote> Mr. Moneybags o'er here</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NeonOctopus 09/01/18 4:11:09 PM #22:	Do I get to fuck her? --- https://imgur.com/nlaY1qH https://imgur.com/zHJ1OCo https://imgur.com/btBPP4E https://imgur.com/1B3bMHw https://i.imgtc.com/oBtziLb.png <cite>NeonOctopus posted [p:907936594] in $14.27 or ... [t:76955186]...</cite> <quote>Do I get to fuck her?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kickflip 09/01/18 4:12:15 PM #23:	Ivanka is fiiiiiine --- https://i.imgtc.com/EXJmSZF.gif <cite>Kickflip posted [p:907936650] in $14.27 or ... [t:76955186]...</cite> <quote>Ivanka is fiiiiiine</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
deupd_u 09/01/18 6:15:46 PM #24:	I really like that photo of her with Tiffany, except Tiffany is in it. --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG <cite>deupd_u posted [p:907942599] in $14.27 or ... [t:76955186]...</cite> <quote>I really like that photo of her with Tiffany, except Tiffany is in it.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
deupd_u 09/01/18 7:23:07 PM #25:	deupd_u posted... I really like that photo of her with Tiffany, except Tiffany is in it. There we go. --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG <cite>deupd_u posted [p:907945706] in $14.27 or ... [t:76955186]...</cite> <quote><cite>deupd_u posted...</cite> <quote>I really like that photo of her with Tiffany, except Tiffany is in it.</quote> There we go. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
immaWHOOPdatASS 09/01/18 7:25:56 PM #26:	Ivanka couldn't teach someone to tie their own shoes --- Backup Conflict alt lol <cite>immaWHOOPdatASS posted [p:907945840] in $14.27 or ... [t:76955186]...</cite> <quote>Ivanka couldn't teach someone to tie their own shoes</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
King Rial 09/01/18 7:28:36 PM #27:	Money, please! --- I use Google... A lot.... >______> <cite>King Rial posted [p:907945966] in $14.27 or ... [t:76955186]...</cite> <quote>Money, please!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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