Poll of the Day > So a bird just dumped on my cap...

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pionear
08/31/18 3:48:45 PM
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Walking to the subway, no trees around...then felt a small 'dud' on my head.

Glad I was wearing my ballcap!
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OhhhJa
08/31/18 4:23:37 PM
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When I was like 5 a bird shat on my head... it actually hurt. Felt like someone slapped me on the head with a sweaty hand
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Mead
08/31/18 4:24:12 PM
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Birds are so weird
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Far-Queue
08/31/18 4:35:16 PM
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Better a bird than a human.

Unless you're into that sort of thing.
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OhhhJa
08/31/18 4:45:57 PM
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Far-Queue posted...
Better a bird than a human.

Unless you're into that sort of thing.

Only on my chest
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EnvyFox
08/31/18 5:06:07 PM
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Isn't that supposed to be good luck or something?

Whatever. I hate birds.
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pionear
09/01/18 4:19:09 PM
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EnvyFox posted...
Isn't that supposed to be good luck or something?

Whatever. I hate birds.


Eh...well, I did find (I think) a winning scratch off lotto ticket...
But on the flip side my phone won't charge anymore, so I gotta replace it.

Would post pics, but I dunno if posting bird poo is a moddable offense...
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LinkPizza
09/02/18 11:37:34 AM
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OhhhJa posted...
Far-Queue posted...
Better a bird than a human.

Unless you're into that sort of thing.

Only on my chest

As it should be...

EnvyFox posted...
Isn't that supposed to be good luck or something?

Whatever. I hate birds.

That's what they kept telling the female in my marching group on base all those years ago. She didn't think so, though...

pionear posted...
EnvyFox posted...
Isn't that supposed to be good luck or something?

Whatever. I hate birds.


Eh...well, I did find (I think) a winning scratch off lotto ticket...
But on the flip side my phone won't charge anymore, so I gotta replace it.

Would post pics, but I dunno if posting bird poo is a moddable offense...

Probably not. Go ahead. I won't tell...
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pionear
09/05/18 1:12:15 PM
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VrD4JoU
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SilentSeph
09/05/18 1:25:42 PM
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OhhhJa posted...
When I was like 5 a bird shat on my head... it actually hurt. Felt like someone slapped me on the head with a sweaty hand

A bird shat on my head like 2 years ago, it felt like someone dropped a cracked egg on my head.

A few months ago when I went to the zoo, a bird projectile shat towards me and some of it landed on my legs and shoes.

Not to mention how they like to think cars are their toilets...

EnvyFox posted...
I hate birds.

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