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Vol2tex 08/31/18 12:48:37 PM #1: |
Guy comes in with a gun. What would you do?
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Questionmarktarius 08/31/18 12:49:41 PM #3: |
Bug spray to the face.
A bit of Raid in the eyes incapacitates an intruder pretty quickly. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Squall28 08/31/18 12:49:53 PM #4: |
Let him take what he wants. Nothing too valuable he can steal.
--- If you're going through hell, keep going. -Winston Churchill ... Copied to Clipboard!
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a-c-a-b 08/31/18 12:50:02 PM #5: |
Baseball bat to the knee.
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Webmaster4531 08/31/18 12:50:31 PM #6: |
Twice as likely to kill a family member than stop a home intruder.
--- Ad Hominem. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Superlinkbro 08/31/18 12:50:57 PM #7: |
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GunmaN1905 08/31/18 12:51:30 PM #8: |
Easily.
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Pepys Monster 08/31/18 12:52:21 PM #9: |
Squall28 posted...
Let him take what he wants. Nothing too valuable he can steal. He wants you sexually. Now what? --- House music owns. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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CommonStar 08/31/18 12:52:51 PM #10: |
Dead switch grenade
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hollow_shrine 08/31/18 12:56:46 PM #11: |
"The police are three minutes away and I've already called, sis. So if you're here to fight, you better hurry and get in here. Otherwise, take this head start and run."
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SageHarpuia 08/31/18 12:58:35 PM #12: |
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Duty_to_retreat
Run across the street in your underwear --- "You will pay dearly for your futile resistance!" ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SpiralDrift 08/31/18 12:59:44 PM #13: |
I start a shaming campaign against them on twitter.
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iPhone_7 08/31/18 1:00:49 PM #14: |
Pepys Monster posted...
Squall28 posted...Let him take what he wants. Nothing too valuable he can steal. Ask if hes got protection. Pls dont hurt me --- Sig User Logic https://imgur.com/lA5fm7w ... Copied to Clipboard!
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TerrifyingRei 08/31/18 1:00:58 PM #15: |
man, thank god i live in a restricted access building with 24/7 security and you can't even get in the elevator or stairs without a fob
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CapnMuffin 08/31/18 1:03:07 PM #16: |
Depending on the situation either barricade or ambush. I keep a large heavy maglite near the bed. Useful for blinding and bludgeoning
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powerman1426 08/31/18 1:03:20 PM #17: |
Bat, or 30 inch piece of 500 MCM copper wire. That would be lethal
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Vicious_Dios 08/31/18 1:03:35 PM #18: |
Improvise.
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DrizztLink 08/31/18 1:03:55 PM #19: |
Rhino charge him dick-first
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Tmaster148 08/31/18 1:03:56 PM #20: |
Pepys Monster posted...
Squall28 posted...Let him take what he wants. Nothing too valuable he can steal. At least you'll never have to worry about it. --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Darkman124 08/31/18 1:03:57 PM #21: |
herd my dogs and wife into the panic room (steel door walk-in closet that has an interior deadbolt)
then call the cops nothing in my house is worth more than 0.5% of my networth so it's all replaceable, and the one thing that is actually kinda valuable is bulky as hell and difficult to remove quickly, plus it's bolted to the wall in a manner that is not easy to undo. no reason to risk my life to defend that --- And when the hourglass has run out, eternity asks you about only one thing: whether you have lived in despair or not. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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eston 08/31/18 1:06:37 PM #22: |
Use my Super move
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GunmaN1905 08/31/18 1:08:01 PM #23: |
Darkman124 posted...
no reason to risk my life to defend that Honestly, it's not even about the money/material possessions. It's about someone breaking in your home and you (not you personally) hiding in the corner like a coward. I couldn't live with myself if that happened. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Tmaster148 08/31/18 1:09:54 PM #24: |
GunmaN1905 posted...
Darkman124 posted...no reason to risk my life to defend that Fortunately you probably won't live very long engaging an armed intruder. --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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GunmaN1905 08/31/18 1:13:41 PM #25: |
Tmaster148 posted...
Fortunately you probably won't live very long engaging an armed intruder. Yeah, as if I would run at them braveheart style. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Tmaster148 08/31/18 1:15:36 PM #26: |
GunmaN1905 posted...
Tmaster148 posted...Fortunately you probably won't live very long engaging an armed intruder. Still doesn't change anything. --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SageHarpuia 08/31/18 1:18:02 PM #28: |
DuranOfForcena posted...
reason with him LOL --- "You will pay dearly for your futile resistance!" ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Darkman124 08/31/18 1:18:36 PM #29: |
GunmaN1905 posted...
Darkman124 posted...no reason to risk my life to defend that my ego is not so fragile that an act of self preservation would make me suicidal --- And when the hourglass has run out, eternity asks you about only one thing: whether you have lived in despair or not. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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HighOnSolar 08/31/18 1:18:56 PM #30: |
Tmaster148 posted...
Fortunately you probably won't live very long you sound pleasant --- Surf ... Copied to Clipboard!
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The_Doge 08/31/18 1:18:59 PM #31: |
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DragonGirlYuki 08/31/18 1:19:16 PM #32: |
Grab a kitchen knife and camp at a corner.
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Tmaster148 08/31/18 1:21:02 PM #34: |
HighOnSolar posted...
Tmaster148 posted...Fortunately you probably won't live very long He would rather kill themself than to hide and stay safe. Just letting him know that at the very least he'll likely perish either way. --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Webmaster4531 08/31/18 1:21:10 PM #35: |
GunmaN1905 posted...
Tmaster148 posted...Fortunately you probably won't live very long engaging an armed intruder. Kinda hypocritical when you have archaic views on cowardice. Thin line between bravery and foolishness. --- Ad Hominem. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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HighOnSolar 08/31/18 1:21:59 PM #36: |
that doesn't make it fortunate you weenies.
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Tmaster148 08/31/18 1:22:38 PM #37: |
HighOnSolar posted...
that doesn't make it fortunate you weenies. Forturnate for him since he was going to kill himself if he hid. --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Foppe 08/31/18 1:26:47 PM #38: |
The same thing I do every time that happen, I kill them and go back to sleep.
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Darkrobotisback 08/31/18 1:28:12 PM #39: |
Hide in the shadows, wait for them to get close, and cqc their ass.
Sure they may have a gun... But that doesn't necessarily mean they know the layout of my house, thus giving me the element of surprise. --- I'll sell u my drawings for $0.00 +tax https://i.imgtc.com/RIL4tvl.jpg https://i.imgtc.com/bV4hPii.jpg https://i.imgtc.com/Q3NVBh7.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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darkjedilink 08/31/18 1:28:32 PM #40: |
Grab one of my many functional swords.
--- 'It's okay that those gangbangers stole all my personal belongings and cash at gunpoint, cuz they're building a rec center!' - OneTimeBen ... Copied to Clipboard!
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BignutzisBack 08/31/18 1:29:59 PM #41: |
My purebred German Shepherd would maul the shit out of them
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Pepys Monster 08/31/18 1:31:06 PM #42: |
Tmaster148 posted...
Pepys Monster posted...Squall28 posted...Let him take what he wants. Nothing too valuable he can steal. Youre right, because Im a gun owner. What are you going to do in that situation? --- House music owns. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Tmaster148 08/31/18 1:32:12 PM #43: |
Pepys Monster posted...
Tmaster148 posted...Pepys Monster posted...Squall28 posted...Let him take what he wants. Nothing too valuable he can steal. I meant that no one will ever want you sexually. --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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BalisticWarri0r 08/31/18 1:36:18 PM #44: |
Knife.
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Pepys Monster 08/31/18 1:57:42 PM #45: |
Tmaster148 posted...
Pepys Monster posted...Tmaster148 posted...Pepys Monster posted...Squall28 posted...Let him take what he wants. Nothing too valuable he can steal. My fiance does. Now stop dodging the question. --- House music owns. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Tmaster148 08/31/18 1:58:28 PM #46: |
Pepys Monster posted...
Tmaster148 posted...Pepys Monster posted...Tmaster148 posted...Pepys Monster posted...Squall28 posted...Let him take what he wants. Nothing too valuable he can steal. Didn't realize you could call your right hand a fianc. --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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kkTheKiller42 08/31/18 1:59:44 PM #47: |
I got a few weapons in my room from my martial arts days and a few pocket knives here and there.
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JoeDangIt 08/31/18 2:07:40 PM #48: |
Throw furniture.
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Complete_Idi0t 08/31/18 2:24:26 PM #49: |
I bet my 1W 435nm laser would make him go away
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clearaflagrantj 08/31/18 2:26:24 PM #50: |
I have a knife in my nightstand from when I cosplayed as Naked Snake for Halloween
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