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Vol2tex
08/31/18 12:48:37 PM
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Guy comes in with a gun. What would you do?
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Questionmarktarius
08/31/18 12:49:41 PM
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Bug spray to the face.
A bit of Raid in the eyes incapacitates an intruder pretty quickly.
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Squall28
08/31/18 12:49:53 PM
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Let him take what he wants. Nothing too valuable he can steal.
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a-c-a-b
08/31/18 12:50:02 PM
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Baseball bat to the knee.
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Webmaster4531
08/31/18 12:50:31 PM
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Twice as likely to kill a family member than stop a home intruder.
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Superlinkbro
08/31/18 12:50:57 PM
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Baseball bat or tennis racket in my room.
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GunmaN1905
08/31/18 12:51:30 PM
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Easily.
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Pepys Monster
08/31/18 12:52:21 PM
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Squall28 posted...
Let him take what he wants. Nothing too valuable he can steal.

He wants you sexually. Now what?
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CommonStar
08/31/18 12:52:51 PM
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Dead switch grenade
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hollow_shrine
08/31/18 12:56:46 PM
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"The police are three minutes away and I've already called, sis. So if you're here to fight, you better hurry and get in here. Otherwise, take this head start and run."
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SageHarpuia
08/31/18 12:58:35 PM
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https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Duty_to_retreat

Run across the street in your underwear
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SpiralDrift
08/31/18 12:59:44 PM
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I start a shaming campaign against them on twitter.
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iPhone_7
08/31/18 1:00:49 PM
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Pepys Monster posted...
Squall28 posted...
Let him take what he wants. Nothing too valuable he can steal.

He wants you sexually. Now what?

Ask if hes got protection. Pls dont hurt me
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TerrifyingRei
08/31/18 1:00:58 PM
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man, thank god i live in a restricted access building with 24/7 security and you can't even get in the elevator or stairs without a fob
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CapnMuffin
08/31/18 1:03:07 PM
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Depending on the situation either barricade or ambush. I keep a large heavy maglite near the bed. Useful for blinding and bludgeoning
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powerman1426
08/31/18 1:03:20 PM
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Vicious_Dios
08/31/18 1:03:35 PM
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Improvise.
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DrizztLink
08/31/18 1:03:55 PM
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Tmaster148
08/31/18 1:03:56 PM
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Pepys Monster posted...
Squall28 posted...
Let him take what he wants. Nothing too valuable he can steal.

He wants you sexually. Now what?


At least you'll never have to worry about it.
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Darkman124
08/31/18 1:03:57 PM
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herd my dogs and wife into the panic room (steel door walk-in closet that has an interior deadbolt)

then call the cops

nothing in my house is worth more than 0.5% of my networth so it's all replaceable, and the one thing that is actually kinda valuable is bulky as hell and difficult to remove quickly, plus it's bolted to the wall in a manner that is not easy to undo.

no reason to risk my life to defend that
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eston
08/31/18 1:06:37 PM
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GunmaN1905
08/31/18 1:08:01 PM
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Darkman124 posted...
no reason to risk my life to defend that


Honestly, it's not even about the money/material possessions.
It's about someone breaking in your home and you (not you personally) hiding in the corner like a coward.

I couldn't live with myself if that happened.
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Tmaster148
08/31/18 1:09:54 PM
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GunmaN1905 posted...
Darkman124 posted...
no reason to risk my life to defend that


Honestly, it's not even about the money/material possessions.
It's about someone breaking in your home and you (not you personally) hiding in the corner like a coward.

I couldn't live with myself if that happened.


Fortunately you probably won't live very long engaging an armed intruder.
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GunmaN1905
08/31/18 1:13:41 PM
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Tmaster148 posted...
Fortunately you probably won't live very long engaging an armed intruder.


Yeah, as if I would run at them braveheart style.
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Tmaster148
08/31/18 1:15:36 PM
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GunmaN1905 posted...
Tmaster148 posted...
Fortunately you probably won't live very long engaging an armed intruder.


Yeah, as if I would run at them braveheart style.


Still doesn't change anything.
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SageHarpuia
08/31/18 1:18:02 PM
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DuranOfForcena posted...
reason with him

LOL
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Darkman124
08/31/18 1:18:36 PM
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GunmaN1905 posted...
Darkman124 posted...
no reason to risk my life to defend that


Honestly, it's not even about the money/material possessions.
It's about someone breaking in your home and you (not you personally) hiding in the corner like a coward.

I couldn't live with myself if that happened.


my ego is not so fragile that an act of self preservation would make me suicidal
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HighOnSolar
08/31/18 1:18:56 PM
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Tmaster148 posted...
Fortunately you probably won't live very long

you sound pleasant
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The_Doge
08/31/18 1:18:59 PM
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Bite
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DragonGirlYuki
08/31/18 1:19:16 PM
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Grab a kitchen knife and camp at a corner.
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Tmaster148
08/31/18 1:21:02 PM
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HighOnSolar posted...
Tmaster148 posted...
Fortunately you probably won't live very long

you sound pleasant


He would rather kill themself than to hide and stay safe. Just letting him know that at the very least he'll likely perish either way.
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Webmaster4531
08/31/18 1:21:10 PM
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GunmaN1905 posted...
Tmaster148 posted...
Fortunately you probably won't live very long engaging an armed intruder.


Yeah, as if I would run at them braveheart style.

Kinda hypocritical when you have archaic views on cowardice. Thin line between bravery and foolishness.
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HighOnSolar
08/31/18 1:21:59 PM
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that doesn't make it fortunate you weenies.
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Tmaster148
08/31/18 1:22:38 PM
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HighOnSolar posted...
that doesn't make it fortunate you weenies.


Forturnate for him since he was going to kill himself if he hid.
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Foppe
08/31/18 1:26:47 PM
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The same thing I do every time that happen, I kill them and go back to sleep.
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Darkrobotisback
08/31/18 1:28:12 PM
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Hide in the shadows, wait for them to get close, and cqc their ass.
Sure they may have a gun...
But that doesn't necessarily mean they know the layout of my house, thus giving me the element of surprise.
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darkjedilink
08/31/18 1:28:32 PM
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Grab one of my many functional swords.
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BignutzisBack
08/31/18 1:29:59 PM
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My purebred German Shepherd would maul the shit out of them
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Pepys Monster
08/31/18 1:31:06 PM
#42:


Tmaster148 posted...
Pepys Monster posted...
Squall28 posted...
Let him take what he wants. Nothing too valuable he can steal.

He wants you sexually. Now what?


At least you'll never have to worry about it.

Youre right, because Im a gun owner. What are you going to do in that situation?
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Tmaster148
08/31/18 1:32:12 PM
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Pepys Monster posted...
Tmaster148 posted...
Pepys Monster posted...
Squall28 posted...
Let him take what he wants. Nothing too valuable he can steal.

He wants you sexually. Now what?


At least you'll never have to worry about it.

Youre right, because Im a gun owner. What are you going to do in that situation?


I meant that no one will ever want you sexually.
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BalisticWarri0r
08/31/18 1:36:18 PM
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Knife.
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Pepys Monster
08/31/18 1:57:42 PM
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Tmaster148 posted...
Pepys Monster posted...
Tmaster148 posted...
Pepys Monster posted...
Squall28 posted...
Let him take what he wants. Nothing too valuable he can steal.

He wants you sexually. Now what?


At least you'll never have to worry about it.

Youre right, because Im a gun owner. What are you going to do in that situation?


I meant that no one will ever want you sexually.

My fiance does. Now stop dodging the question.
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Tmaster148
08/31/18 1:58:28 PM
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Pepys Monster posted...
Tmaster148 posted...
Pepys Monster posted...
Tmaster148 posted...
Pepys Monster posted...
Squall28 posted...
Let him take what he wants. Nothing too valuable he can steal.

He wants you sexually. Now what?


At least you'll never have to worry about it.

Youre right, because Im a gun owner. What are you going to do in that situation?


I meant that no one will ever want you sexually.

My fiance does. Now stop dodging the question.


Didn't realize you could call your right hand a fianc.
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kkTheKiller42
08/31/18 1:59:44 PM
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I got a few weapons in my room from my martial arts days and a few pocket knives here and there.
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JoeDangIt
08/31/18 2:07:40 PM
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Throw furniture.
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Complete_Idi0t
08/31/18 2:24:26 PM
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I bet my 1W 435nm laser would make him go away
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clearaflagrantj
08/31/18 2:26:24 PM
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I have a knife in my nightstand from when I cosplayed as Naked Snake for Halloween

So I would stab the intruder in my boxers while screaming what a thrill
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