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Peter_Griffin33
08/30/18 4:41:53 PM
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By post 50 ill choose the most quoted one and show that as my bio with pics as proof. I will also post any matches I get.
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Peter_Griffin33
08/30/18 4:48:23 PM
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Bump. Ill use any one no matter how vulgar or offensive.
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Darkman124
08/30/18 4:51:37 PM
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"swipe left"
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And when the hourglass has run out, eternity asks you about only one thing: whether you have lived in despair or not.
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EnragedSlith
08/30/18 4:52:02 PM
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Lordgold666
08/30/18 4:53:22 PM
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I got an STD for ya.....SOME TASTY DICK!
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Alpha218
08/30/18 4:55:04 PM
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Blow me like that tornado that blew my house down

Get it because Oklahoma
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I'm Commander Shepard, and this is my favorite user on the Citadel.
Now Playing: Rainbow 6: Siege, Mario Kart 8, Super Smash Bros 4 (3DS) WarioWare Gold
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Darkrobotisback
08/30/18 4:55:56 PM
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"I'll marry you if can best my body pillow"
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Crayon_Lover
08/30/18 4:56:11 PM
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"I'm just trying to prove to my parents that I'm not gay"
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Women don't even like sex. I've had sex with multiple women and none of them have enjoyed it. - Turtlebread
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Turbam
08/30/18 4:57:00 PM
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"Xtra large"
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~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~
I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs
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0AbsoluteZero0
08/30/18 4:57:17 PM
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My Fleshlight finally wore out and I dont have enough money to replace it, so Im looking for the next best thing
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-The Admirable
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YourDrunkFather
08/30/18 4:57:44 PM
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"I am legally required to inform you that I am a registered sex offender"
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One bourbon,one scotch,one beer
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YukihoHagiwara
08/30/18 4:59:10 PM
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"hello my future girlfriend, this is what I sound like"
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karmageddon28
08/30/18 5:02:39 PM
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"Hello, I'm actor Troy McClure. You kids might remember me from such educational films as Lead Paint, Delicious But Deadly and Here Comes the Metric System. I'm here to provide the facts about sex in a frank and straightforward manner. And now, here's Fuzzy Bunny's Guide To You-Know-What."
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NOM
08/30/18 5:05:46 PM
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You either slam with the best, or jam with the rest.
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I dream broken dreams
I make them come true
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RoboLaserGandhi
08/30/18 5:20:31 PM
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420 friendly
Swipe left if you support Trump
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Peter_Griffin33
08/30/18 5:23:01 PM
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HotLap
08/30/18 5:28:45 PM
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I think ISIS is just misunderstood and my mouth is not my loosest sphincter.
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You don't have to put my thighs in the microwave.
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dontIoseyourway
08/30/18 5:29:31 PM
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EnragedSlith posted...
Youll never tuck me in as tight as mommy
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Peter_Griffin33
08/30/18 5:40:18 PM
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RoboLaserGandhi
08/30/18 5:45:16 PM
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HotLap posted...
I think ISIS is just misunderstood and my mouth is not my loosest sphincter.
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Daffadilio
08/30/18 5:49:36 PM
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0AbsoluteZero0 posted...
My Fleshlight finally wore out and I dont have enough money to replace it, so Im looking for the next best thing

This will prolly actually work.... add the second quote to it, is my vote.
EnragedSlith posted...
Youll never tuck me in as tight as mommy

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You remind me of the times when I knew who I was...
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joestarrr
08/30/18 5:59:09 PM
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the average man is unfuckable
the average woman is blasted by limitless chad dick
so swipe right you average broad
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Lordgold666
08/30/18 6:07:33 PM
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joestarrr posted...
the average man is unfuckable
the average woman is blasted by limitless chad dick
so swipe right you average broad

lol
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RoboLaserGandhi
08/30/18 6:15:53 PM
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joestarrr posted...
the average man is unfuckable
the average woman is blasted by limitless chad dick
so swipe right you average broad

Someone's getting some very limited Chad dick
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Peter_Griffin33
08/30/18 7:11:48 PM
#25:


ok so we have a tie on two things quoted
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stone
08/30/18 7:14:35 PM
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Roses are red
My balls are blue
Let's go to bed
You'll have to do (edit: or "I guess you'll do")
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PONG WAS REAL? I thought that was just a story parents told kids to scare them
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Mareen
08/30/18 7:19:02 PM
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"This bio was selected by random anonymous strangers on a gaming forum. Yes, I'm a massive loser."
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Alpha218
08/30/18 7:24:17 PM
#28:


Just steal something from /r/Tinder
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I'm Commander Shepard, and this is my favorite user on the Citadel.
Now Playing: Rainbow 6: Siege, Mario Kart 8, Super Smash Bros 4 (3DS) WarioWare Gold
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Peter_Griffin33
08/30/18 8:11:03 PM
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Alpha218 posted...
Just steal something from /r/Tinder

that wouldn't be ethical
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stone
08/30/18 9:37:08 PM
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Peter_Griffin33 posted...
Alpha218 posted...
Just steal something from /r/Tinder

that wouldn't be ethical

Speaking of ethical..

"Swiping left would be unethical, racist and/or sexist
Don't be a bigoted puppy kicker, swipe right instead."
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Muffinz0rz
08/30/18 9:38:20 PM
#31:


MAGA 2020

caps
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Peter_Griffin33
08/30/18 9:54:20 PM
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Sephiroth1288
08/30/18 9:55:42 PM
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RoboLaserGandhi posted...
joestarrr posted...
the average man is unfuckable
the average woman is blasted by limitless chad dick
so swipe right you average broad

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The person who writes for fools is always sure of a large audience.
Friend Code: 2723-9696-7248
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Peter_Griffin33
08/30/18 10:14:51 PM
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smoliske
08/31/18 12:00:58 AM
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joestarrr posted...
the average man is unfuckable
the average woman is blasted by limitless chad dick
so swipe right you average broad
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The Popo
08/31/18 12:03:52 AM
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EnragedSlith posted...
Youll never tuck me in as tight as mommy

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Live action Hungry Hungry Hippos though, now that was a sport. ~Aeon Azuran
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ReelBigMurlocs
08/31/18 12:09:14 AM
#37:


Swipe Left for Nudes
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You haven't set a signature for the message boards yet
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Charitwo
08/31/18 12:09:40 AM
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joestarrr posted...
the average man is unfuckable
the average woman is blasted by limitless chad dick
so swipe right you average broad

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https://gamerescape.com - Gaming news, podcasts, reviews, wikis and more!
https://discord.gg/gamerescape - Gamer Escape discord server!
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Spidey5
08/31/18 12:10:20 AM
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LightningAce11
08/31/18 12:15:18 AM
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This is a FUCKING bio of some fat fuck on gamefaqs called Peter_Griffin33.
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Zack_Attackv1
08/31/18 12:16:02 AM
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I don't work miracles.
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Peter_Griffin33
08/31/18 11:15:13 AM
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DarthWendy
08/31/18 11:16:39 AM
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Muffinz0rz posted...
MAGA 2020

caps

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Ave Caesar, Rosae Rosam et Spiritus Rex ! - Voila, ca ne veut absolument rien dire mais l'effet reste le meme
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IfGodCouldDie
08/31/18 11:17:57 AM
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smoliske posted...
joestarrr posted...
the average man is unfuckable
the average woman is blasted by limitless chad dick
so swipe right you average broad

The Popo posted...
EnragedSlith posted...
Youll never tuck me in as tight as mommy

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Mind post. XBL:Cyanide Sucker PSN:Paters1 IGN:SuperPattyCakes
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Muffinz0rz
08/31/18 2:57:28 PM
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Sephiroth1288 posted...
RoboLaserGandhi posted...
joestarrr posted...
the average man is unfuckable
the average woman is blasted by limitless chad dick
so swipe right you average broad

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Not removing this until Pat Benatar is in Super Smash Bros. (Started 8/31/2010)
2018 NFLB Autumnsim (Drafting): https://imgur.com/LnfbnNx
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Peter_Griffin33
08/31/18 5:13:13 PM
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DoGCyN
08/31/18 5:13:39 PM
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IfGodCouldDie posted...
smoliske posted...
joestarrr posted...
the average man is unfuckable
the average woman is blasted by limitless chad dick
so swipe right you average broad

The Popo posted...
EnragedSlith posted...
Youll never tuck me in as tight as mommy

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Peter_Griffin33
08/31/18 6:32:17 PM
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stone
08/31/18 6:33:15 PM
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Peter_Griffin33 posted...
https://imgur.com/gZbJagE

You'll probably still get matches. Not everyone reads profiles, and you'll definitely get girls challenging you about tucking you in better than mommy ;)
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RoboLaserGandhi
08/31/18 6:33:41 PM
#50:


Stop quoting me in that one. I didn't vote for it.
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