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EliteLevel
08/29/18 1:51:44 PM
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Apparently she has agreed to it.

The thing is both of us have small dicks but mine is bigger than his. In the past weve discussed his and his wifes sex life. Shes always told him things are fine but hes obssessed that she might have an affair.

His wife and I have known each other since we were kids but only properly been friends for about 6 years. Weve never done anything sexual with each other at all.

Ive assured my friend that she loves him and wont leave him. I even talked to her about this once - I was quite embarrassed but my friend was getting depressed.

Anyway, it seems hes been trying to preempt the affair he thinks she will have by trying to get me to sleep with her. Shes finally agreed because its me.

It was her who told me about this, not my friend. She wanted to give me a heads up. Hes going to ask me to come round to their house on Friday night and if all goes well he expects me to sleep with her.

Shes decent looking. However, they are my friends and I dont think this will end well.

Im still undecided as to what to do.
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tamashiini
08/29/18 1:52:38 PM
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Do not do that
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SSJGrimReaper
08/29/18 1:52:39 PM
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green butter
08/29/18 1:52:56 PM
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depends how involved you want to be with this guy tanking his marriage
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voldothegr8
08/29/18 1:54:12 PM
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This reeks of a hoth alt
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__aCEr__
08/29/18 1:54:25 PM
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Now that's a Labor Day weekend right there.
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TheFuriousInch
08/29/18 1:54:27 PM
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Have sex with him.
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X-Pac_Heat
08/29/18 1:54:30 PM
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If you fuck her poorly they'll make fun of you behind your back but you will save the marriage.

If you fuck her well she'll start craving cock like a fiend and you will destroy the marriage
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HaVeNII7
08/29/18 1:55:24 PM
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They are my friends and I do not think this will end well

Its not really much of a decision then, is it? Say no, otherwise you could very easily be the catalyst that brings their marriage down.

Not saying that positively would happen, but with how paranoid your friend sounds, itll just get worse. Hell think shes sleeping with you all the time, or other people, and then be paranoid to BOTH of you.
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Thatuser
08/29/18 1:56:58 PM
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X-Pac_Heat posted...
If you fuck her poorly they'll make fun of you behind your back but you will save the marriage.

If you fuck her well she'll start craving cock like a fiend and you will destroy the marriage

This. Agree to do it, but nut like 30 seconds in then cry for an hour. Should disgust her on foreign dick for a few months or so.
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Awesome
08/29/18 1:58:06 PM
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Wait so he thinks shell cheat on him so hes going to fulfill that fear in a way by asking to have sex with you.

Sounds fake.
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ssk9716757
08/29/18 1:58:09 PM
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tamashiini posted...
Do not do that

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TheFuriousInch
08/29/18 2:03:00 PM
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Maybe he secretly wants to be a cuck.
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ThatMuttGuy
08/29/18 2:04:08 PM
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Yeah this is a fabricated story lmao. Didn't even read it.
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orcus_snake
08/29/18 2:07:37 PM
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ehh, if they're both up for it who cares, if it was cheating then I would say not worth.
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HBOSS
08/29/18 2:08:46 PM
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yo, you your own person. do what you want. who cares what happens

you don't, you don't
you do, you do

if for real, imma be real. you seem like a decent person. you seem to care what happens to them. like, you want the best for them right. you are affected by their choices you had no idea you were a part of.

now I see a couple agreeing to let another man have his wife. nothing you do will save them from each other. That shit sorts itself out eventually. They want YOU to solve their problems? what kind of shit is that bro. You getting involved just adds drama to your life.

however, you seem too interested in this proposition this couple is presenting you. you have ALL the reasons you need in your OP to say no but, your body is telling you yes.
another way to look at is this: you got a free pass. fuck her like she paid you.
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EliteLevel
08/29/18 2:09:17 PM
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I dont want to potentially ruin their marriage. But I dont want to lose a friend either.
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Rexdragon125
08/29/18 2:09:20 PM
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If this is even real, their marriage wasn't even that great in the first place if this brings it down tbh
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Ultima Dragon
08/29/18 2:09:44 PM
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"Hey man, I think my wife might cheat. Could you do me a favour and fuck those thoughts of infidelity out of her?" Lol.

I don't know, stuff like this always looks really bad if the relationship has been agreed upon at the start to be monogamous by both parties imo. Once it gets to the point where she asks/agrees to fuck other guys or even suggests a devil's threesome it's more or less already over. She's straight up contemplating fucking other guys (different than finding other guys attractive or just flirting a bit), and it seems unlikely that she'll let those thoughts go without seeing it through at least once.
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Caution999
08/29/18 2:10:02 PM
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This happened
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DeadSite
08/29/18 2:10:27 PM
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Pics of all 3
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NeonOctopus
08/29/18 2:10:56 PM
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Tappor
08/29/18 2:11:26 PM
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EliteLevel posted...
The thing is both of us have small dicks but mine is bigger than his.

How do you know
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Tyranthraxus
08/29/18 2:13:40 PM
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EliteLevel
08/29/18 2:14:40 PM
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Ultima Dragon posted...
"Hey man, I think my wife might cheat. Could you do me a favour and fuck those thoughts of infidelity out of her?" Lol.

I don't know, stuff like this always looks really bad if the relationship has been agreed upon at the start to be monogamous by both parties imo. Once it gets to the point where she asks/agrees to fuck other guys or even suggests a devil's threesome it's more or less already over. She's straight up contemplating fucking other guys (different than finding other guys attractive or just flirting a bit), and it seems unlikely that she'll let those thoughts go without seeing it through at least once.


It seems to me that he thinks if I (as his friend) sleep with her it wont be so bad. When we were younger we used to share girls so its nothing new. However, this is his wife, not some random girl from a club.

His wife has only agreed because its me. She doesnt want to go through with it, but will do so for him.
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Zodd3224
08/29/18 2:15:44 PM
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sLaCkEr408___RJ
08/29/18 2:16:02 PM
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Nut in her for the lulz.
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HotLap
08/29/18 2:17:46 PM
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EliteLevel posted...
I dont want to potentially ruin their marriage. But I dont want to lose a friend either.


"Fuck my wife or this friendship is over."
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EliteLevel
08/29/18 2:18:48 PM
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HotLap posted...
EliteLevel posted...
I dont want to potentially ruin their marriage. But I dont want to lose a friend either.


"Fuck my wife or this friendship is over."


Well maybe not quite like that, but I know how depressed he can get.
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thelovefist
08/29/18 2:19:13 PM
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1. Who's alt is this?
2. This happened.
3. lol
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EliteLevel
08/29/18 2:19:26 PM
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sLaCkEr408___RJ posted...
Nut in her for the lulz.


Excuse me, these are my friends were talking about.
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vocedelmorte
08/29/18 2:19:28 PM
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Do this. You overreacting imo. Its not gonna ruin marriage if you taking it lightly, not overthinking, not getting emotionally involved and just having a good time together
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EliteLevel
08/29/18 2:21:16 PM
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thelovefist posted...
1. Who's alt is this?
2. This happened.
3. lol


1. No ones.
2. Not yet it hasnt...and probably wont. Hopefully.
3. Its no laughing matter. I dont want to hurt them but it seems Im damned if I do and damned if I dont.
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Abyssea
08/29/18 2:21:33 PM
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NeuralLaxative
08/29/18 2:21:56 PM
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EliteLevel posted...
The thing is both of us have small dicks.


Picked out the only true part of OP
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Im_JustMe0129
08/29/18 2:24:02 PM
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Undecided? Do not go through with it TC. Stand your ground. If his paranoia derails his marriage, that's on him. They should seek counseling and see if that might help.
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Alpha218
08/29/18 2:24:45 PM
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Pretend you did but dont actually
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EliteLevel
08/29/18 2:28:02 PM
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Alpha218 posted...
Pretend you did but dont actually


Interesting. I might go with this as long as he doesnt want to watch.

Thanks!
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Im_JustMe0129
08/29/18 2:30:59 PM
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EliteLevel posted...
Alpha218 posted...
Pretend you did but dont actually


Interesting. I might go with this as long as he doesnt want to watch.

Thanks!

No, then you'd be caught in a lie which might upset him more. Again, if his marriage tanks because of his paranoia that's on him......don't let it be on you too.
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EliteLevel
08/29/18 2:37:56 PM
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Im_JustMe0129 posted...
EliteLevel posted...
Alpha218 posted...
Pretend you did but dont actually


Interesting. I might go with this as long as he doesnt want to watch.

Thanks!

No, then you'd be caught in a lie which might upset him more. Again, if his marriage tanks because of his paranoia that's on him......don't let it be on you too.


I get what youre saying but its unlikely wed be caught lying. The main thing is that he doesnt want to watch.
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apocalyptic_4
08/29/18 2:42:12 PM
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Lots if cuck stories here lately
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Im_JustMe0129
08/29/18 2:48:35 PM
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EliteLevel posted...
Im_JustMe0129 posted...
EliteLevel posted...
Alpha218 posted...
Pretend you did but dont actually


Interesting. I might go with this as long as he doesnt want to watch.

Thanks!

No, then you'd be caught in a lie which might upset him more. Again, if his marriage tanks because of his paranoia that's on him......don't let it be on you too.


I get what youre saying but its unlikely wed be caught lying. The main thing is that he doesnt want to watch.

He is so convinced that's she's going to cheat on him that he's going to be actively looking for confirmation of that. Whether you sleep with her, don't sleep with her, or say you did without really doing it, it will not make him feel any better. He's going to sabotage the marriage and actually drive her into the arms of another man no matter what you do, there's no win here. Do what you think best, but I don't think anything would actually really help here.
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Big_Nabendu
08/29/18 2:49:04 PM
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Pics please
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DeadSite
08/29/18 2:50:39 PM
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AlephZero
08/29/18 2:51:16 PM
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apocalyptic_4 posted...
Lots if cuck stories here lately

cuckoldry is the thinking man's fetish
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Im_JustMe0129
08/29/18 2:53:45 PM
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AlephZero posted...
apocalyptic_4 posted...
Lots if cuck stories here lately

cuckoldry is the thinking man's fetish

A beta male fetish maybe. I don't understand how someone could get off on their spouse being an adulterer.
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ThyCorndog
08/29/18 2:56:16 PM
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AlephZero posted...
apocalyptic_4 posted...
Lots if cuck stories here lately

cuckoldry is the thinking man's fetish

word is that cucks are the new bulls
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Lordgold666
08/29/18 3:06:45 PM
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__aCEr__ posted...
Now that's a Labor Day weekend right there.

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Caution999
08/29/18 3:13:53 PM
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cucktales

WOO HOO
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Im_JustMe0129
08/29/18 3:17:41 PM
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Caution999 posted...
cucktales

WOO HOO

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