Current Events > "There are plenty of fish in the sea"

(+) Yeah! (+)

I hate when people say this what do I look like a got dayum fisherman? The only thing I ever reeled in trying to fish was seaweed, and it's pretty much metaphor for life.
---

There is a deformed Sunfish out there waiting for you somewhere
---

Unless youre looking for a very specific type of sexual partner, I mean, its true.

Although I live in a huge urban area so I freely admit bias. I do feel for folks who live in low population locales.
---

I hate when people use that expression too.

I want a mammal dammit
---

I'll take someone who's half-fish... like Princess Ariel. I've always had a thing for redheads. She was probably the start of that.

Skye Reynolds posted...

I'll take someone who's half-fish... like Princess Ariel. I've always had a thing for redheads. She was probably the start of that.

Isn't Ariel like only 15?
---

Skye Reynolds posted...

I'll take someone who's half-fish... like Princess Ariel. I've always had a thing for redheads. She was probably the start of that.

Ariel sucks though. There are better mermaids.

I should know, I love mermaids.
---

It's legal according to the laws of the sea and whatever the hell kingdom Eric is from.

<_<

And she's 16.

28 in the sequel. Just have her let her hair down like she wore it when she was younger.