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Caution999
08/28/18 9:39:42 AM
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(NOTE: This is for fun as I am trying to survive PiOverlord's tournament. Nothing in here is to be taken seriously. This is in jest since SBAllen is my opponent in the tourney).

1. I didn't remove the old search bar
2. I didn't ban your favorite account
3. I have never changed my username
4. My username is not based off of a meme food
5. I didn't tease you with an "off topic" flair and then take it away like a big meanie.
6. I didn't change the website from GameFAQs.com to GameFAQs.Gamespot.com
7. My username begins with the letter "C" and that comes before S.
8. I can tolerate the word "moist."
9. PiOverlord is my friend.
10. I once stomped on a copy of FFIV (DS) to show my dominance over SBAllen.
11. Like a normal person, Theatrhythm Final Fantasy makes me angry
12. SBAllen's favorite wrestler in WWF: Smackdown 2: Know Your Role is Michael Cole.
13. Some of us were only privileged enough to play MediEvil exclusively on that PS1 demo disc
14. SBAllen's favorite Chrono Cross character is Funguy.
15. SBAllen likes the ugly characters in Animal Crossing and will spend hours obtaining them.
16. SBAllen LIKES the water temple in OoT.
17. SBAllen actually reads what the owl says as he interrupts your gameplay in Zelda:LA.
18. Rumor has it he wrote that FAQ for Ms.Pacman Maze Madness because he considers her "hot."
19. SBAllen enjoys spending up to an hour + trying to steal from the Hill Gigas in FFIX
20. and WORST OF ALL he still has not made The_Doge a moderator
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SageHarpuia
08/28/18 9:47:34 AM
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Caution999 posted...
17. SBAllen actually reads what the owl says as he interrupts your gameplay in Zelda:LA

Gaebora was worse in OoT
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WrkHrdPlayHrdr
08/28/18 9:53:32 AM
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Caution999 posted...
SBAllen actually reads what the owl says as he interrupts your gameplay in Zelda:LA.


*HOOT HOOT*
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PiOverlord
08/28/18 10:23:33 AM
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This is pretty compelling evidence.

How can SBAllen survive such scandalous accusations?
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frozenshock
08/28/18 10:26:09 AM
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dPb6LR2
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Looked gf
08/28/18 10:27:07 AM
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DevsBro
08/28/18 10:31:25 AM
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I would laugh if there were suddenly a new account level called "loser" with only TC in it.
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Caution999
08/28/18 10:35:39 AM
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DevsBro posted...
I would laugh if there were suddenly a new account level called "loser" with only TC in it.


LOL yesss
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catboy0_0
08/28/18 10:39:28 AM
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subowland owned
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Caution999
08/28/18 7:32:44 PM
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This topic has not aged well >_>
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PiOverlord
08/29/18 12:22:24 AM
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You still can't press enter...I think for search bars.
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