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Kitt
08/25/18 10:34:08 AM
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I hear you have to zig-zag.
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_Goggalor_
08/25/18 10:40:00 AM
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Only for the first 20 feet or so. They're fast in small bursts.
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Darkrobotisback
08/25/18 10:43:12 AM
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I've actually ran away from one in real life.
Climbed a tree, and sat there for a few hours.
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mhbigboss
08/25/18 10:44:20 AM
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Darkrobotisback posted...
I've actually ran away from one in real life.
Climbed a tree, and sat there for a few hours.


You're lucky it didn't climb up after you. Mustn't have been hungry.
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alt_no_1_loves
08/25/18 10:49:12 AM
#5:


Kitt posted...
I hear you have to zig-zag.

According to the Zoo Miami guy they have on the Le Batard show every week, this is a silly myth more likely to get you caught by an alligator than to help you escape. Just run as fast as you can, straight.
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Darkrobotisback
08/25/18 10:51:45 AM
#6:


mhbigboss posted...
Darkrobotisback posted...
I've actually ran away from one in real life.
Climbed a tree, and sat there for a few hours.


You're lucky it didn't climb up after you. Mustn't have been hungry.

I like to think that I didn't provoke it enough to chase me...
Maybe it lunged at me for a few feet to let me know it was there, and if that's the case I'm glad I distanced myself as fast I could.
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SauI_Goodman
08/25/18 10:55:19 AM
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When I was visiting relatives in Florida we were walking by this creek and I saw the eyes just sticking out of the water. Creepy s***.
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CanuckCowboy
08/25/18 11:10:22 AM
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alt_no_1_loves posted...
Kitt posted...
I hear you have to zig-zag.

According to the Zoo Miami guy they have on the Le Batard show every week, this is a silly myth more likely to get you caught by an alligator than to help you escape. Just run as fast as you can, straight.


That sounds right to me.

It's an alligator not a bull.
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