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FatalAccident
08/25/18 1:39:58 AM
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How do you answer your work phone PotD?
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MICHALECOLE
08/25/18 1:51:31 AM
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Corporate accounts payable, Nina speaking. Just a moment.
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helIy
08/25/18 2:00:31 AM
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"hello"

the only people who call me related to work are nurses.
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BADoglick
08/25/18 2:43:27 AM
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Thank you for calling (bank), my name is (name), and my NMLS ID is (ID). Who am I speaking with today?

It's a lot but it's mandated to say our full name, the company name, and our ID number if we're loan certified.

I always get people thinking I said my animals ID
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Andromicus
08/25/18 2:47:55 AM
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Joe's crematorium, you kill em we grill em
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FatalAccident
08/25/18 2:50:14 AM
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BADoglick posted...
Thank you for calling (bank), my name is (name), and my NMLS ID is (ID). Who am I speaking with today?

It's a lot but it's mandated to say our full name, the company name, and our ID number if we're loan certified.

I always get people thinking I said my animals ID

Hell of a mouthful, whats an nmls id?
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Bugmeat
08/25/18 5:24:39 AM
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Home Depot security. This is Kenneth.


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FrozenBananas
08/25/18 6:36:48 AM
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"Go for Bananas"
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SunWuKung420
08/25/18 7:03:20 AM
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Good morning (afternoon) *name of restaurant* how can I help you?
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Firewood18
08/25/18 11:09:21 AM
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"Ghostbusters, whadaya want?"
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Mead
08/25/18 11:10:54 AM
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Chu won?
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BADoglick
08/25/18 11:39:58 AM
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FatalAccident posted...
BADoglick posted...
Thank you for calling (bank), my name is (name), and my NMLS ID is (ID). Who am I speaking with today?

It's a lot but it's mandated to say our full name, the company name, and our ID number if we're loan certified.

I always get people thinking I said my animals ID

Hell of a mouthful, whats an nmls id?


Nationwide mortgage licensing system. I don't do mortgages but I do home equity, auto, and personal loans. Only a portion of my calls any given day are loan related though, I do everything from online banking support to fraud disputes to basic stuff like check orders and demographic changes. I work in the call center, but specifically for the private client group. Basically instead of talking to just any butthole I exclusively talk to moderately wealthy buttholes.
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SunWuKung420
08/25/18 11:53:36 AM
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BADoglick posted...
Basically instead of talking to just any butthole I exclusively talk to moderately wealthy buttholes.


JQoZXTB
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Metalsonic66
08/25/18 12:57:06 PM
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Andromicus posted...
Joe's crematorium, you kill em we grill em

County Morgue; You stab 'em, we slab 'em!
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SmokeMassTree
08/25/18 1:00:35 PM
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Hola, coma estas
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SunWuKung420
08/25/18 1:05:11 PM
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SmokeMassTree posted...
Hola, coma estas


It's "como estas?", dude.
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gumbercules89
08/25/18 1:30:59 PM
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Whad it iz cuz
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SmokeMassTree
08/25/18 2:29:24 PM
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SunWuKung420 posted...
SmokeMassTree posted...
Hola, coma estas


It's "como estas?", dude.


It's sunwukong, dude
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old_school227
08/25/18 2:35:16 PM
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Hello thank you for calling (blank) my name is (blank) how may I (blank) you today?
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wolfy42
08/25/18 2:41:22 PM
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This is God, how can we help you?
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beerguy961
08/25/18 2:42:54 PM
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Hello, this is beerguy961.
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Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance? --Edgar Bergen 24
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Yojimbooh
08/25/18 3:04:19 PM
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No, this is Patrick.
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