Current Events > What is the worst thing you have ever done in your life?

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I want to see how bad you all are. I'll post mine when I think of something legal.

Been born.
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My microwave dinner said to let stand for 1-2 minutes before eating.

I did not let stand for 1-2 minutes before eating.

EliteLevel posted...

Been born.

dwi
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Oh, there was one girl at work that was getting married and she had an affair with me. At one point I thought I got her pregnant. I saw her kiss her fiance in the mouth after she swallowed once. That was cool.

I didnt stick up for my brother once when some bullies were pickin on him. Still feel pretty bad about that...
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BuckVanHammer posted...

I didnt stick up for my brother once when some bullies were pickin on him. Still feel pretty bad about that...

How old were yall?

I abandoned my best friend because I found new friends.
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I cut the tag off my mattress that clearly said do not remove
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nevershine posted...

I cut the tag off my mattress that clearly said do not remove

The FBI are on their way.
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I dropped the screw in the tuna.
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cornmans mom

Not the worst thing but something most people would consider not very good.

I was living in an apartment at the time and I checked my mail one afternoon and saw that there was a letter included that was addressed to a different building.

I did not open it but I eventually was able to see the contents and inside was an assortment of small bills that equaled $112 and a letter.

The letter was a sappy read summarized that the sender was so sorry for the hardships that the single mom who was to receive the letter was going through. The sender wished she could do more to help but this was the last of her money and she was really hoping it would help the mom buy some groceries and pay her electric bill.

I bought some sick new video games that week.

Why should I tell yall
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Fondled my dogs butthole
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Im a real life victor strand
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iClockwork posted...

Not the worst thing but something most people would consider not very good.

I was living in an apartment at the time and I checked my mail one afternoon and saw that there was a letter included that was addressed to a different building.

I did not open it but I eventually was able to see the contents and inside was an assortment of small bills that equaled $112 and a letter.

The letter was a sappy read summarized that the sender was so sorry for the hardships that the single mom who was to receive the letter was going through. The sender wished she could do more to help but this was the last of her money and she was really hoping it would help the mom buy some groceries and pay her electric bill.

I bought some sick new video games that week.

So far you're winning I think.

Lordgold666 posted...

Im a real life victor strand

He's not a good person?

I'll never tell CE my darkest secrets.
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catboy0_0 posted...

one time I peed on a memorial because I didn't know it was a memorial to people that lost their lives. I thought it was just like "I'm a famous dude look how cool I am"

You are amazing.

ThatMuttGuy posted...

EliteLevel posted...

Been born.

RIP CB 76-17
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I'm not proud of it. I literally thought it was just a memorial to a previous super intendent or principal
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A few things Id never be able to post, and one thing Id only post anonymously. I guess something I could share, I once kicked a drowning kid in the face because I thought he was horsing around grabbing my ankles in the public pool. Some people jumped in and rescued him
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JackHammer515 posted...

iClockwork posted...

Not the worst thing but something most people would consider not very good.

I was living in an apartment at the time and I checked my mail one afternoon and saw that there was a letter included that was addressed to a different building.

I did not open it but I eventually was able to see the contents and inside was an assortment of small bills that equaled $112 and a letter.

The letter was a sappy read summarized that the sender was so sorry for the hardships that the single mom who was to receive the letter was going through. The sender wished she could do more to help but this was the last of her money and she was really hoping it would help the mom buy some groceries and pay her electric bill.

I bought some sick new video games that week.

So far you're winning I think.

Thank you!

iClockwork posted...

JackHammer515 posted...

iClockwork posted...

Not the worst thing but something most people would consider not very good.

I was living in an apartment at the time and I checked my mail one afternoon and saw that there was a letter included that was addressed to a different building.

I did not open it but I eventually was able to see the contents and inside was an assortment of small bills that equaled $112 and a letter.

The letter was a sappy read summarized that the sender was so sorry for the hardships that the single mom who was to receive the letter was going through. The sender wished she could do more to help but this was the last of her money and she was really hoping it would help the mom buy some groceries and pay her electric bill.

I bought some sick new video games that week.

So far you're winning I think.

Thank you!

lolllll
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When I was like 8, I was being bullied by this indigenous kid. He was a real asshole, I feel hated this guy. I had noticed on The Simpsons and other shows that they called darker-skinned characters "black", and I noticed that people used the c-word to describe people they particularly disliked. I decided to combine the words to be as devastating as they could have been.

That was MrMallard's first experience with racism, and I was the one perpetuating it. I felt really fucking bad, and it ages like milk - I feel worse about it the older I get. It's arguably my worst moment as a person.
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MrMallard posted...

When I was like 8, I was being bullied by this indigenous kid. He was a real asshole, I feel hated this guy. I had noticed on The Simpsons and other shows that they called darker-skinned characters "black", and I noticed that people used the c-word to describe people they particularly disliked. I decided to combine the words to be as devastating as they could have been.

That was MrMallard's first experience with racism, and I was the one perpetuating it. I felt really fucking bad, and it ages like milk - I feel worse about it the older I get. It's arguably my worst moment as a person.

You shouldn't feel too bad man. You were 8. Relax.

For those that want to do this anonymously they can send messages to this

https://curiouscat.me/CE_Confessional

There is no one anyone can know who said what. I can the post them in this topic.

Attempted to murder the guy who raped my little sister, after my brother paid him to do it. Left him in a coma, and laughed at his crying mother in court. Last I heard, he's still in the coma.

Most people consider trying to smash the head of another human being with a baseball bat to be bad. Those people can eat glass. My only regret is that there were enough people there to pull me off before I could finish the job.
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omega cookie posted...

Attempted to murder the guy who raped my little sister, after my brother paid him to do it. Left him in a coma, and laughed at his crying mother in court. Last I heard, he's still in the coma.

Most people consider trying to smash the head of another human being with a baseball bat to be bad. Those people can eat glass. My only regret is that there were enough people there to pull me off before I could finish the job.

Your brother paid him?

JackHammer515 posted...

omega cookie posted...

Attempted to murder the guy who raped my little sister, after my brother paid him to do it. Left him in a coma, and laughed at his crying mother in court. Last I heard, he's still in the coma.

Most people consider trying to smash the head of another human being with a baseball bat to be bad. Those people can eat glass. My only regret is that there were enough people there to pull me off before I could finish the job.

Your brother paid him?

He was mad at me because I wouldn't buy him heroin.
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In general I had anger issues, and it's taken me a long time to reign myself in. The problem crops up every now and again but hopefully I'll become a more better person.

In a way I can relate to Kratos in the new God of War who clearly is trying to have patience >_>.
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EliteLevel posted...

nevershine posted...

I cut the tag off my mattress that clearly said do not remove

The FBI are on their way.

@FBl
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i had sex with a girl who had just broken up with me while she was asleep, she was having a sex dream (i didn't realize) and saying fuck me fuck me, so I fucked her thinking she was awake. then she woke up and found out what i'd done. we got back together after that and she was cool but i feel bad

https://curiouscat.me/CE_Confessional

omega cookie posted...

Attempted to murder the guy who raped my little sister, after my brother paid him to do it. Left him in a coma, and laughed at his crying mother in court. Last I heard, he's still in the coma.

Most people consider trying to smash the head of another human being with a baseball bat to be bad. Those people can eat glass. My only regret is that there were enough people there to pull me off before I could finish the job.

You did good. What those monsters did is super fucked up.
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make a gamefaqs account
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I tore off the tag on my mattress
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For the worst thing youve ever done topic.
I have a habit of breaking in to peoples homes and snooping around in their stuff. I never take anything, but I always jerk it in the house. Ive been doing this off and on for the past 10 years and have never been caught.

https://curiouscat.me/CE_Confessional

In fifth grade, I befriended a girl in my class. She had dark skin, dark hair, and always wore a puffy jacket and glasses. Her eyesight was terrible, so she had to sit in the front of the class right next to the board.

Through a sequence of events that I don't remember on account of my bad memory, we became friends, and we would spend our recess playing make-believe behind the school. Our favorite fantasy was "virtual reality Pojo's" (referring to Pojo's Family Fun Center in neighboring Boise) where we would pretend we were using VR goggles to be at an arcade. I had never been to Pojo's but she filled me in on what that place had to offer, and I was able to follow along.

One day at the end of recess when everyone was lined up outside of the classroom, a kid asked me to call that girl the n-word. I had no idea what that word meant, but I assumed it was some kind of funny swear word and that I could be edgy by calling her that name. I did, and she cried.

I don't think we were friends after that. I think I tried to excuse myself to her by saying that I was tricked, but I can't remember exactly how that went.
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I once didn't be kind and rewind :/
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It's something no one knows, and never will, but it was an abuse of someone's trust and I feel bad about it.
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alt_no_1_loves posted...

It's something no one knows, and never will, but it was an abuse of someone's trust and I feel bad about it.

Post it anyway and omit names. We're nosy people.

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I voted for Donald trump. I will never forgive myself.

Probable kicking against a door when someones head was between it and the post.

It's been about 15 years and I still feel like an *******
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Left someone to die stranded in the middle of nowhere in the winter after they raped a friend of mine. He rode with me and my friends to buy weed (not knowing we were friends with this chick) and once we were in the middle of nowhere my buddy grabbed him by the neck from the back seat and pressed a paslode nail gun to his temple and said "start walking son".

He survived anyway but he was briefly hospitalized from frostbite damage.

No regrets.
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Kaliesto posted...

EliteLevel posted...

nevershine posted...

I cut the tag off my mattress that clearly said do not remove

The FBI are on their way.

@FBl

Thanks for the tip, we'll send the proper authorities out to re-attach the mattress tag.

Eat fresh!
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Trigg3rH4ppy posted...

Left someone to die stranded in the middle of nowhere in the winter after they raped a friend of mine. He rode with me and my friends to buy weed (not knowing we were friends with this chick) and once we were in the middle of nowhere my buddy grabbed him by the neck from the back seat and pressed a paslode nail gun to his temple and said "start walking son".

He survived anyway but he was briefly hospitalized from frostbite damage.

No regrets.

Deserved it.

Banged my cousin.
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