Poll of the Day > "Oh, Tom left his computer unlocked."

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Solid Sonic 08/23/18 10:29:35 AM #1:	What do you do? - Results (11 votes) "Cool, now I can send all those racist rants to the company-wide distro and no one will be the wiser." 9.09% (1 vote) 1 Ignore and keep walking 54.55% (6 votes) 6 Leave a note reminding him to lock his PC or Jerry will send racist rants to the whole company on his account. 36.36% (4 votes) 4 Well? --- Washable toilet paper. <cite>Solid Sonic posted [p:907404045] in "Oh, ... [t:76929680]...</cite> <quote> What do you do? - Results (11 votes) "Cool, now I can send all those racist rants to the company-wide distro and no one will be the wiser." 9.09% (1 vote) 1 Ignore and keep walking 54.55% (6 votes) 6 Leave a note reminding him to lock his PC or Jerry will send racist rants to the whole company on his account. 36.36% (4 votes) 4 Well?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DirtBasedSoap 08/23/18 10:30:19 AM #2:	definitely be racist as fuck --- Any fool with a microphone thinks he can tell you what he loves the most <cite>DirtBasedSoap posted [p:907404077] in "Oh, ... [t:76929680]...</cite> <quote>definitely be racist as fuck</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Red_Frog 08/23/18 10:44:15 AM #3:	I'd probably take a glance to see if he's nearby, and lock it for him if he's not. <cite>Red_Frog posted [p:907404692] in "Oh, ... [t:76929680]...</cite> <quote>I'd probably take a glance to see if he's nearby, and lock it for him if he's not.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
wwinterj25 08/23/18 10:47:52 AM #4:	From the list: Ignore. Other: Load up a porn site and leave it playing while I go about my day. --- One who knows nothing can understand nothing. http://psnprofiles.com/wwinterj - https://imgur.com/kDysIcd <cite>wwinterj25 posted [p:907404873] in "Oh, ... [t:76929680]...</cite> <quote>From the list: Ignore. Other: Load up a porn site and leave it playing while I go about my day.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Dikitain 08/23/18 10:50:32 AM #5:	Nothing as cruel as "potentially get him fired", but I will usually replace his wallpaper with something embarrassing. Whatever strikes me at the moment. --- I am a senior software engineer. If you see me post here, I am tired of writing TPS reports. <cite>Dikitain posted [p:907404979] in "Oh, ... [t:76929680]...</cite> <quote>Nothing as cruel as "potentially get him fired", but I will usually replace his wallpaper with something embarrassing. Whatever strikes me at the moment.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
darkknight109 08/23/18 11:31:06 AM #6:	We actually had a pretty good system for this in the office. If someone left their computer unlocked, you were allowed to use their e-mail account to send out a mass e-mail to everyone in their work group that coffee was on them tomorrow. The following day they had to take the group out for a coffee break and pay for everyone's stuff. It worked pretty well. --- Kill 1 man: You are a murderer. Kill 10 men: You are a monster. Kill 100 men: You are a hero. Kill 10,000 men, you are a conqueror! <cite>darkknight109 posted [p:907406857] in "Oh, ... [t:76929680]...</cite> <quote>We actually had a pretty good system for this in the office. If someone left their computer unlocked, you were allowed to use their e-mail account to send out a mass e-mail to everyone in their work group that coffee was on them tomorrow. The following day they had to take the group out for a coffee break and pay for everyone's stuff. It worked pretty well.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Golden Road 08/23/18 11:35:06 AM #7:	I'd make an announcement: "Hey, you should all check out this brand new site I just found! It's called Facebook!" --- Who's your favorite character from "Bend It Like Beckham"? And you can't say Beckham. <cite>Golden Road posted [p:907407066] in "Oh, ... [t:76929680]...</cite> <quote>I'd make an announcement: "Hey, you should all check out this brand new site I just found! It's called Facebook!"</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
captpackrat 08/23/18 12:15:28 PM #8:	Take a screenshot of the desktop and set it as the wallpaper. <cite>captpackrat posted [p:907409187] in "Oh, ... [t:76929680]...</cite> <quote>Take a screenshot of the desktop and set it as the wallpaper.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mead 08/23/18 12:17:19 PM #9:	Pick up the computer and throw it as far as I can Blame Helen --- If they drag you through the mud, it doesnt change whats in your blood <cite>Mead posted [p:907409283] in "Oh, ... [t:76929680]...</cite> <quote>Pick up the computer and throw it as far as I can Blame Helen</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Chewster 08/23/18 12:20:03 PM #10:	Wait, are you Jerry trying to decide what to do with Tom's computer, or are you Tom asking us to guess which one Jerry did? Cause I can totally picture you being the type who has racist rants stored on his PC <cite>Chewster posted [p:907409429] in "Oh, ... [t:76929680]...</cite> <quote>Wait, are you Jerry trying to decide what to do with Tom's computer, or are you Tom asking us to guess which one Jerry did? Cause I can totally picture you being the type who has racist rants stored on his PC</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
InfestedAdam 08/23/18 12:25:53 PM #11:	I'll leave it alone but if I was to troll said coworker, I'll probably just move some folders/shortcuts around. Personally I find it more frustrating if I know something exist, am staring at the screen, and yet can't find it. --- "You must gather your party before venturing forth" "Go for the eyes Boo! Go for the eyes!" <cite>InfestedAdam posted [p:907409741] in "Oh, ... [t:76929680]...</cite> <quote>I'll leave it alone but if I was to troll said coworker, I'll probably just move some folders/shortcuts around. Personally I find it more frustrating if I know something exist, am staring at the screen, and yet can't find it.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LinkPizza 08/23/18 12:38:24 PM #12:	On base, we first change their wallpaper to something embarrassing, but that fits. Then, we take their CAC out of the computer and do something with it. Could freeze it in a block of ice, wrap it in a bag wrapped with tape, in another bag with tape, and so forth and so on(or sometimes, pretend to...), or whatever... --- Official King of Kings Switch FC: 7216-4417-4511 Add Me because I'll probably add you. I'm probably the LinkPizza you'll see around. <cite>LinkPizza posted [p:907410427] in "Oh, ... [t:76929680]...</cite> <quote>On base, we first change their wallpaper to something embarrassing, but that fits. Then, we take their CAC out of the computer and do something with it. Could freeze it in a block of ice, wrap it in a bag wrapped with tape, in another bag with tape, and so forth and so on(or sometimes, pretend to...), or whatever...</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
thekingoftown 08/23/18 1:32:33 PM #13:	captpackrat posted... Take a screenshot of the desktop and set it as the wallpaper. Don't forget to hide icons --- I'm so glad The Cheat is not dead <cite>thekingoftown posted [p:907413344] in "Oh, ... [t:76929680]...</cite> <quote><cite>captpackrat posted...</cite> <quote>Take a screenshot of the desktop and set it as the wallpaper.</quote> Don't forget to hide icons</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SunWuKung420 08/23/18 1:59:11 PM #14:	Change his wallpaper --- "I'm probably one of the few here who would actually make it a real fight" - Ohhhja 8/14/18 PSN - SunWuKung420 <cite>SunWuKung420 posted [p:907414798] in "Oh, ... [t:76929680]...</cite> <quote>Change his wallpaper</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
nesrtkfan 08/23/18 2:32:33 PM #15:	i would install a <secret> on Tom's computer <cite>nesrtkfan posted [p:907416532] in "Oh, ... [t:76929680]...</cite> <quote>i would install a <secret> on Tom's computer</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mario_VS_DK 08/23/18 2:40:20 PM #16:	Increase mouse sensitivity one notch. --- How often do people read this? <cite>Mario_VS_DK posted [p:907416950] in "Oh, ... [t:76929680]...</cite> <quote>Increase mouse sensitivity one notch.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
eli_loves_ddr 08/23/18 3:02:54 PM #17:	Harmless wallpaper pranks. I did this at a previous workplace. One time I used Oprah shouting, the other time, lions riding horses. Nothing so serious that the coworker would get in trouble. --- CFN: DDRgasm (FANG/Menat) DBFZ: GlutenFreeKrilln (Gohan, Frieza, Krillin) <cite>eli_loves_ddr posted [p:907418196] in "Oh, ... [t:76929680]...</cite> <quote>Harmless wallpaper pranks. I did this at a previous workplace. One time I used Oprah shouting, the other time, lions riding horses. Nothing so serious that the coworker would get in trouble.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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