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Peter_Griffin33
08/20/18 2:53:29 PM
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Thing had the girth of a coke can comin out of there. But I succeeded in expelling the demon. God is pleased.
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frogman_295
08/20/18 2:54:42 PM
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Nice.
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Muffinz0rz
08/20/18 2:55:04 PM
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pics
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Touch
08/20/18 2:55:05 PM
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But is your butthole a bloody mess
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Peter_Griffin33
08/20/18 2:55:59 PM
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Muffinz0rz posted...
pics

Not unless youre a doctotTouch posted...
But is your butthole a bloody mess

Its sore from the stretching but ill live
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Lordgold666
08/20/18 3:00:03 PM
#6:


Do your farts still make noise?
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HotLap
08/20/18 3:01:51 PM
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Peter_Griffin33 posted...
Touch posted...
But is your butthole a bloody mess

Its sore from the stretching but ill live


Aaah the good hurt.
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Tappor
08/20/18 3:02:12 PM
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Does your butthole burn
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Jerry_Hellyeah
08/20/18 3:02:26 PM
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I took a shit behind the Mellon Arena during the Grand Slam Monster Jam in Pittsburgh. There was obviously no TP, so I used some old news paper and, regrettably, a few pine cones.
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Muffinz0rz
08/20/18 3:27:43 PM
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Peter_Griffin33 posted...
Muffinz0rz posted...
pics

Not unless youre a doctot

Pics of the poop I mean, not your asshole
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Alpha218
08/20/18 3:28:34 PM
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Jesus Chucky what the fuck have you been eating

Actually nvm dont tell me
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SSJGrimReaper
08/20/18 3:29:40 PM
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Alpha218 posted...
Jesus Chucks what the fuck have you been eating

Actually nvm dont tell me

he ate a coke can obviously
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Alpha218
08/20/18 3:30:43 PM
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SSJGrimReaper posted...
Alpha218 posted...
Jesus Chucks what the fuck have you been eating

Actually nvm dont tell me

he ate a coke can obviously

I can actually see that
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slimfizzle2
08/20/18 3:31:49 PM
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Jerry_Hellyeah posted...
I took a shit behind the Mellon Arena during the Grand Slam Monster Jam in Pittsburgh. There was obviously no TP, so I used some old news paper and, regrettably, a few pine cones.

You. I had to clean that shit hehe up.
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Peter_Griffin33
08/20/18 3:43:39 PM
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Alpha218 posted...
Jesus Chucky what the fuck have you been eating

Actually nvm dont tell me

A large cheesy bite pizza yesterday, a chicken dinner on Saturday, and some catfish on Friday. Among various other things I do on weekends.
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Peter_Griffin33
08/20/18 3:44:07 PM
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Muffinz0rz posted...
Peter_Griffin33 posted...
Muffinz0rz posted...
pics

Not unless youre a doctot

Pics of the poop I mean, not your asshole

Maybe next time
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synth_real
08/20/18 6:34:45 PM
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I consider a solid poop of that size to be a good one. After eating burritos twice this week-end, I wish I pooped like that this morning.
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Ruid
08/20/18 6:36:25 PM
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Eat a chocolate bhutlah pepper and then I might give you some sympathy.
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SiO4
08/20/18 6:39:07 PM
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Alpha218 posted...
SSJGrimReaper posted...
Alpha218 posted...
Jesus Chucks what the fuck have you been eating

Actually nvm dont tell me

he ate a coke can obviously

I can actually see that


An asshole the size of a mason jar.

Extra points to anyone who gets that..
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Lordgold666
08/21/18 3:36:06 PM
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1 guy, 1 jar
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SiO4
08/21/18 3:44:43 PM
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Lordgold666 posted...
1 guy, 1 jar


Nah, it was an old Love Line joke.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Loveline_games#Mason_Jar
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obeseexplosive
08/21/18 3:50:52 PM
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Captain_Qwark posted...
Ever have those huge poops that are so big they don't even get flushed when you push down the handle? You gotta flush 2-3 times?

Real life achievement basically.

You don't have a poop knife?
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Peter_Griffin33
08/21/18 4:42:52 PM
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obeseexplosive posted...
Captain_Qwark posted...
Ever have those huge poops that are so big they don't even get flushed when you push down the handle? You gotta flush 2-3 times?

Real life achievement basically.

You don't have a poop knife?

Yeah wtf everyone needs a poop knife
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Lordgold666
08/21/18 8:08:38 PM
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SiO4 posted...
Lordgold666 posted...
1 guy, 1 jar


Nah, it was an old Love Line joke.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Loveline_games#Mason_Jar

lol
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slimfizzle2
08/21/18 8:29:43 PM
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Peter_Griffin33 posted...
obeseexplosive posted...
Captain_Qwark posted...
Ever have those huge poops that are so big they don't even get flushed when you push down the handle? You gotta flush 2-3 times?

Real life achievement basically.

You don't have a poop knife?

Yeah wtf everyone needs a poop knife

This man poop knifes ^5
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