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Ic3Bullet
08/17/18 8:47:23 PM
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Tom Bombadil can bend trees, Barrow Wights, and basically any living thing in the Old Forest to his will by singing songs. Though he may be a bit scruffy for most of your likings, his lady Goldberry (last pic) will occasionally join for a threesome.

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Sphyx
08/17/18 8:48:06 PM
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Tom Bomba...

NO SALE!
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You're so vain,
You probably think this sig is about you.
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Shotgunnova
08/17/18 8:50:57 PM
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lmao
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Take me down from the ridge where the summer ends
And watch the city spread out just like a jet's flame
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alt_no_1_loves
08/17/18 8:56:04 PM
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Yes please.
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sig poll: buzz cola or duff beer
1 - 1 thus far (after like 2 years)
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WafflehouseJK
08/20/18 6:09:38 AM
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alt_no_1_loves posted...
Yes please.

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"She was like, 'Oh, did you see that firefighter? Hes so cute.' And I was like, Mom, I just got blown up."
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Dash_Harber
08/20/18 6:11:50 AM
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You mean your going on a nice date and having a great time until she randomly derails it for like fifty pages worth of nonsense, only to disappear before anything good happens and leave you walking home for like three months?
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