Current Events > Have you ever had to use the bathroom incredibly bad in your car?

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i've always wondered what if those hour long traffic jams in nyc, l.a. china etc.......a bag or something?
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That's what makes life exciting. Do we shit our pants on our way into work today? Who knows!? That's why we get up in the morning.
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one time i was stuck in a terrible traffic jam (full stop, not moving for 5+ minutes) on the freeway and i really had to pee. after not moving an inch for more than 5 minutes and with my bladder about to burst, i pulled over to the emergency lane because thankfully i had an empty 20oz soda bottle in the car and i decided to relieve myself into that. well, i pull over, unzip and start peeing into the bottle while sitting in my car and i quickly fill up the bottle but im not done peeing. at this point i just pinch myself shut (which stings like a mf btw) and start to freak out b/c i still have to go. then guess what happens? a freaking cop pulls up behind me (b/c im on the berm). he approaches the car and goes "Excuse me sir, is everyth ---- OH", he quickly figured out what was going on. i explain to him that i had a bathroom emergency but then mentioned that my bottle filled up and i wasn't finished. i asked him if he had anything in his car i could relieve myself into. he laughed (not in a mean way) and went back to his car to look. he came back and told me he didn't have anything and i explained that i really needed to finish. he told me that if i didn't mind the entire freeway of stopped cars seeing me go, i was free to exit my car and finish my business on the side of the road. "OH YES PLEASE" i said and i jumped out of my car, hobbled over to the other side and had the best piss of my life.
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Thankfully never been in a situation where the end wasnt in sight.

I once had a 45 minute drive turn into 6 hours because of traffic. I lucked out there.
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Giant_Aspirin posted...

one time i was stuck in a terrible traffic jam (full stop, not moving for 5+ minutes) on the freeway and i really had to pee. after not moving an inch for more than 5 minutes and with my bladder about to burst, i pulled over to the emergency lane because thankfully i had an empty 20oz soda bottle in the car and i decided to relieve myself into that. well, i pull over, unzip and start peeing into the bottle while sitting in my car and i quickly fill up the bottle but im not done peeing. at this point i just pinch myself shut (which stings like a mf btw) and start to freak out b/c i still have to go. then guess what happens? a freaking cop pulls up behind me (b/c im on the berm). he approaches the car and goes "Excuse me sir, is everyth ---- OH", he quickly figured out what was going on. i explain to him that i had a bathroom emergency but then mentioned that my bottle filled up and i wasn't finished. i asked him if he had anything in his car i could relieve myself into. he laughed (not in a mean way) and went back to his car to look. he came back and told me he didn't have anything and i explained that i really needed to finish. he told me that if i didn't mind the entire freeway of stopped cars seeing me go, i was free to exit my car and finish my business on the side of the road. "OH YES PLEASE" i said and i jumped out of my car, hobbled over to the other side and had the best piss of my life.

wow, unbelievable, was this in nyc?
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I've pulled off on the side of the road before but now that's risky with that being considered indecent exposure so for the next long trip I may just keep a large empty 32 oz bottle around in the car.
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oh yeah what about no. 2?
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I suddenly really had to take a shit. Traffic was backed up and I had about 40 minutes left until I could get to work. I used a combination of:

- turning on the seat warmer
- yelling "COME ON!!!!!!!" loudly
- gritting my teeth
- reassuring myself constantly in my mind
- heavy breathing
- careful, slow, and short releasing of farts

I made it to work, hobble-ran to the nearest bathroom, managed to fit in time to put a cover on the seat, and unloaded the instant my ass touched the seat. What a relief that was. I was always good at holding it in.
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really? if it's that bad then just forget the seat cover
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Nah, I have an obsession with not touching the bare seat of public toilets.
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DoubleOSnake posted...

Giant_Aspirin posted...

one time i was stuck in a terrible traffic jam (full stop, not moving for 5+ minutes) on the freeway and i really had to pee. after not moving an inch for more than 5 minutes and with my bladder about to burst, i pulled over to the emergency lane because thankfully i had an empty 20oz soda bottle in the car and i decided to relieve myself into that. well, i pull over, unzip and start peeing into the bottle while sitting in my car and i quickly fill up the bottle but im not done peeing. at this point i just pinch myself shut (which stings like a mf btw) and start to freak out b/c i still have to go. then guess what happens? a freaking cop pulls up behind me (b/c im on the berm). he approaches the car and goes "Excuse me sir, is everyth ---- OH", he quickly figured out what was going on. i explain to him that i had a bathroom emergency but then mentioned that my bottle filled up and i wasn't finished. i asked him if he had anything in his car i could relieve myself into. he laughed (not in a mean way) and went back to his car to look. he came back and told me he didn't have anything and i explained that i really needed to finish. he told me that if i didn't mind the entire freeway of stopped cars seeing me go, i was free to exit my car and finish my business on the side of the road. "OH YES PLEASE" i said and i jumped out of my car, hobbled over to the other side and had the best piss of my life.

wow, unbelievable, was this in nyc?

no, Columbus OH
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I have, but there wasn't any traffic around so I just pulled over and ran into the woods.
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In Manhattan at about 3-4 AM. Was going from BX to Queens and decided to grab some Halal Guys. So I went through Manhattan but I needed to piss extremely badly.

I would usually go by a woody area in the other boroughs, but I was in midtown Manhattan. So I pulled over and pissed in a bottle while sitting in the car. Even though it was night and 3-4 AM, there were tons and tons of people just walking around. Felt like 8 PM.
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Giant_Aspirin posted...

one time i was stuck in a terrible traffic jam (full stop, not moving for 5+ minutes) on the freeway and i really had to pee. after not moving an inch for more than 5 minutes and with my bladder about to burst, i pulled over to the emergency lane because thankfully i had an empty 20oz soda bottle in the car and i decided to relieve myself into that. well, i pull over, unzip and start peeing into the bottle while sitting in my car and i quickly fill up the bottle but im not done peeing. at this point i just pinch myself shut (which stings like a mf btw) and start to freak out b/c i still have to go. then guess what happens? a freaking cop pulls up behind me (b/c im on the berm). he approaches the car and goes "Excuse me sir, is everyth ---- OH", he quickly figured out what was going on. i explain to him that i had a bathroom emergency but then mentioned that my bottle filled up and i wasn't finished. i asked him if he had anything in his car i could relieve myself into. he laughed (not in a mean way) and went back to his car to look. he came back and told me he didn't have anything and i explained that i really needed to finish. he told me that if i didn't mind the entire freeway of stopped cars seeing me go, i was free to exit my car and finish my business on the side of the road. "OH YES PLEASE" i said and i jumped out of my car, hobbled over to the other side and had the best piss of my life.

Surprised he didn't wait for you to whip it out and then arrest you for indecent exposure and make you register as a sex offender
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Muffinz0rz posted...

Giant_Aspirin posted...

one time i was stuck in a terrible traffic jam (full stop, not moving for 5+ minutes) on the freeway and i really had to pee. after not moving an inch for more than 5 minutes and with my bladder about to burst, i pulled over to the emergency lane because thankfully i had an empty 20oz soda bottle in the car and i decided to relieve myself into that. well, i pull over, unzip and start peeing into the bottle while sitting in my car and i quickly fill up the bottle but im not done peeing. at this point i just pinch myself shut (which stings like a mf btw) and start to freak out b/c i still have to go. then guess what happens? a freaking cop pulls up behind me (b/c im on the berm). he approaches the car and goes "Excuse me sir, is everyth ---- OH", he quickly figured out what was going on. i explain to him that i had a bathroom emergency but then mentioned that my bottle filled up and i wasn't finished. i asked him if he had anything in his car i could relieve myself into. he laughed (not in a mean way) and went back to his car to look. he came back and told me he didn't have anything and i explained that i really needed to finish. he told me that if i didn't mind the entire freeway of stopped cars seeing me go, i was free to exit my car and finish my business on the side of the road. "OH YES PLEASE" i said and i jumped out of my car, hobbled over to the other side and had the best piss of my life.

Surprised he didn't wait for you to whip it out and then arrest you for indecent exposure and make you register as a sex offender

yeah really, a lot of cops are like that
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Just roll down the window and shit on the pavement
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One time I went out clubbing with my cousins. We had a lot to drink obviously and were driving home when a couple of us needed to pee so bad. I was so close to pissing myself it was the worst feeling ever. We stop at this shady ass gas station in the middle of nowhere and ask to use the restroom. The man was creepy af and leering at us. I was honestly afraid.

My cousin was freaked out too and whispered to me If were nice to him maybe he wont rape us. And then we all started smiling and being super nice. He took us to this weirdo back room where they had a really dinky employee bathroom. It was honestly a scary experience.