Current Events > lmao some random guy from the other side of my state accused me of...

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...hacking his brother's Boost Mobile account and putting my phone number on it. I cba to post his text in its entirety, but he's insisting that I "did a felony" and he "got where [I] change the bill to $35 when it was $50."

And then the cherry on this white trash sundae is that his mama texted me, laughingly saying that I tried to tricked her son. She also called me "little walker" but I'm assuming that was an autocorrect off of "little fucker."
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Listen to me you little walker.
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Did you do it?

Nidhoggr posted...

Did you do it?

Nah, I've had this phone number for about eight months. I even went to the trouble of checking my account to see if I'd somehow accidentally stolen someone else's and didn't see shit. So either he's dialed the wrong number, someone's fucked with both of our accounts, or he's just a moron. I'm guessing it's either option 1 or option 3 since I've seen zero suspicious activity on my phone and barely use it for anything other than browsing reddit on the commode.

I'm also curious about this epidemic of phone hackers stealing an account and then paying the bill for it.
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I'm guessing she tried to call you a wanker.
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I is smart posted...

I'm guessing she tried to call you a wanker.

And I'm guessing that trashy North Carolina folks just messed up spelling "fucker" so badly that it autocorrected to walker.
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