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ThatMuttGuy
08/10/18 10:15:45 AM
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I kept putting off because it's a huge assignment. How am I going to finish this 250 word essay by midnight?
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catboy0_0
08/10/18 10:16:03 AM
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oh NOOO
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DezDroppedFreak
08/10/18 11:23:38 AM
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Shit man you think thats bad I got a 500 word one due by Saturday night

I dont even know 500 words
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Lost_All_Senses
08/10/18 11:28:09 AM
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You guys are lucky. I have to write a 1000 word essay in Somalian. I don't even know what state people speak that language in.
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Carlbertomfg
08/10/18 11:37:09 AM
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Life is tough in the school of hard knocks.
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Were_Wyrm
08/10/18 11:38:29 AM
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How's your burger flipping skills?
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Darkrobotisback
08/10/18 11:44:47 AM
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Were_Wyrm posted...
How's your burger flipping skills?

hamburger patty gets stuck on the spatula?
Wut do I do!?
*attempts to pull it out with hands*
*hand gets burned*
*drops the f-bomb loudly*
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teepan95
08/10/18 11:59:14 AM
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rip TC
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ThatMuttGuy
08/10/18 1:50:24 PM
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Guys I'm freaking out. I only have 10 more hours left
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Carlbertomfg
08/10/18 1:53:22 PM
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RlP
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Master_Bass
08/10/18 1:54:57 PM
#11:


You're doomed. Just drop out now.
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DragonGirlYuki
08/10/18 1:55:17 PM
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Can you tank the zero? If yes just ace the final exam.
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ThatMuttGuy
08/11/18 9:21:12 AM
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I asked for an extension and my professor told me that it wasn't possible. So I turned in an essay with 50 words.
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ThyCorndog
08/11/18 9:22:25 AM
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is it too late to drop out? better luck next semester :/
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LordChad
08/11/18 9:55:20 AM
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what kind of idiot can't make a 250 word essay in 24 hours?

I could make a 500 words in 1-2 hours .

legit TC would be dead when he encountered thesis project
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LordChad
08/11/18 9:56:08 AM
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* 1-2 hours only if it's an essay that doesn't need lots of references
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ThyCorndog
08/11/18 9:56:53 AM
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LordChad posted...
what kind of idiot can't make a 250 word essay in 24 hours?

I could make a 500 words in 1-2 hours .

legit TC would be dead when he encountered thesis project

get off your high horse. not everyone is up to the level of writing a 500 word thesis for their doctorate
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LordChad
08/11/18 10:19:27 AM
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ThyCorndog posted...
LordChad posted...
what kind of idiot can't make a 250 word essay in 24 hours?

I could make a 500 words in 1-2 hours .

legit TC would be dead when he encountered thesis project

get off your high horse. not everyone is up to the level of writing a 500 word thesis for their doctorate


not saying i am some kind of super genius , but god damn you really sucked if you can't make an essay in 24 hours.

A research proposal would at least be more understandable
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ThatMuttGuy
08/11/18 12:06:52 PM
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I'm really nervous about my grade on this. It's early in the semester, but this was a pretty hefty percentage on the course.
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0AbsoluteZero0
08/11/18 12:09:52 PM
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RIP Menardi

Btw, any plans to host Jackbox games this weekend?
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ThatMuttGuy
08/11/18 12:11:00 PM
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0AbsoluteZero0 posted...
RIP Menardi

Btw, any plans to host Jackbox games this weekend?

Damn, yeah, I should.

I'll probably do it starting at 10pm EST tonight.
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0AbsoluteZero0
08/11/18 12:12:58 PM
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Nice. You know Im down
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kingdrake2
08/11/18 12:16:35 PM
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ThatMuttGuy posted...
I'm really nervous about my grade on this. It's early in the semester, but this was a pretty hefty percentage on the course.


it's FUBAR at this point.
high chances of failure i don't want it to happen to him but gotta speak the truth about it.
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DragonGirlYuki
08/12/18 6:54:12 PM
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Time to drop the course.
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Solid Sonic
08/12/18 6:55:52 PM
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Write the phrase I like pie, I like to eat pie every day, repeatedly until the quota is met. Who could fail that?
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1337toothbrush
08/12/18 6:57:22 PM
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Carlbertomfg posted...
Life is tough in the school of hard knocks.

Not as bad as the school of hard cocks.
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