Current Events > CNN: "Guys, please don't grow an effing beard"

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AlphaCuck
08/09/18 11:36:40 PM
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Unknown5uspect
08/09/18 11:38:12 PM
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AlphaCuck posted...
https://www.cnn.com/2018/08/09/opinions/please-no-more-beards-thomas/index.html

Okay.
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Fin_Dawg_004
08/09/18 11:39:25 PM
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thanks for letting me know what holly thomas thinks about beards. I've been waiting for her to weigh in
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TheAnthraxBunny
08/09/18 11:39:35 PM
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My facial hair is too nice to not have one.
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Kombucha
08/09/18 11:39:42 PM
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article reeks of sexism tbh
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Tappor
08/09/18 11:40:15 PM
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beards are great. what does she know
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hockeybub89
08/09/18 11:40:27 PM
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DavidWong
08/09/18 11:41:20 PM
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I know she counters it in the article, but I legit look about 15 clean shaved. I'm 27 now and I keep stubble on my face, I maintain it to 3mm with clippers and shape it though, I don't just leave it unkempt.

Last time I was clean shaved was maybe... October 2012?
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darkjedilink
08/09/18 11:42:33 PM
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Wanna bet her pits and bush are an unkempt forest?
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DarkProto05
08/09/18 11:43:55 PM
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I'd bet if a male wrote an article saying" women please get your eyebrows done" he'd get fired and ostracized by millions of sjws.
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KamenRiderBlade
08/09/18 11:45:37 PM
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DavidWong posted...
I know she counters it in the article, but I legit look about 15 clean shaved. I'm 27 now and I keep stubble on my face, I maintain it to 3mm with clippers and shape it though, I don't just leave it unkempt.

Last time I was clean shaved was maybe... October 2012?
You need to be clean shaven every day!
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Solid Snake07
08/09/18 11:45:42 PM
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Lol I got an ad for beard oil in the middle of that article
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KamenRiderBlade
08/09/18 11:48:20 PM
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Solid Snake07 posted...
Lol I got an ad for beard oil in the middle of that article
How come you're not using Ad-block?
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DirkDiggles
08/09/18 11:48:40 PM
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We will shave our beards when you shave your pits.
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Doe
08/09/18 11:49:11 PM
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Beards are for numales to cover up their low t. They look like teenagers without the beard
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0AbsoluteZero0
08/09/18 11:49:31 PM
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darkjedilink posted...
Wanna bet her pits and bush are an unkempt forest?

Looking at her wild caterpillar eyebrows, Im inclined to agree lol
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ssjevot
08/09/18 11:55:26 PM
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The article was amusing to me because I have been specifically told by women I look to young without a beard.
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Funbazooka
08/09/18 11:59:10 PM
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Unknown5uspect posted...
AlphaCuck posted...
https://www.cnn.com/2018/08/09/opinions/please-no-more-beards-thomas/index.html

Okay.


Right because CNN bears no responsibility for the opinion pieces they publish. They don't even check that stuff.
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The Great Muta 22
08/10/18 12:07:19 AM
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Funbazooka posted...
Unknown5uspect posted...
AlphaCuck posted...
https://www.cnn.com/2018/08/09/opinions/please-no-more-beards-thomas/index.html

Okay.


Right because CNN bears no responsibility for the opinion pieces they publish. They don't even check that stuff.


It's an opinion piece about the over saturation of beards, something that's absolutely a thing happening with dudes.

Why the fuck do you let such petty shit bother you?
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Letron_James
08/10/18 12:09:06 AM
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Lol she can gtfo

My beard is fuckin amazing, quality beard right here

Some women/men love beards, some don't. If you can rock one and maintain it go for it.
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Caution999
08/10/18 12:10:02 AM
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Did you guys get a load of CNNs new theme song?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8LQftYK2n8o" data-time="


Clown News Network
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Tyranthraxus
08/10/18 12:10:13 AM
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Funbazooka posted...
Unknown5uspect posted...
AlphaCuck posted...
https://www.cnn.com/2018/08/09/opinions/please-no-more-beards-thomas/index.html

Okay.


Right because CNN bears no responsibility for the opinion pieces they publish. They don't even check that stuff.

They literally don't. Those things are basically blogs hosted on CNN.
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darkjedilink
08/10/18 12:11:00 AM
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Tyranthraxus posted...
Funbazooka posted...
Unknown5uspect posted...
AlphaCuck posted...
https://www.cnn.com/2018/08/09/opinions/please-no-more-beards-thomas/index.html

Okay.

Right because CNN bears no responsibility for the opinion pieces they publish. They don't even check that stuff.

They literally don't. Those things are basically blogs hosted on CNN.

If that's the case, I bet we'll see Alex Jones on there by the end of the month.
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Unknown5uspect
08/10/18 12:11:26 AM
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The Great Muta 22 posted...
Funbazooka posted...
Unknown5uspect posted...
AlphaCuck posted...
https://www.cnn.com/2018/08/09/opinions/please-no-more-beards-thomas/index.html

Okay.


Right because CNN bears no responsibility for the opinion pieces they publish. They don't even check that stuff.


It's an opinion piece about the over saturation of beards, something that's absolutely a thing happening with dudes.

Why the fuck do you let such petty shit bother you?

Don't worry about irrelevant people like him.
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RainblowDash
08/10/18 12:14:13 AM
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Are beards too threatening now too? Ugh
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HylianFox
08/10/18 12:14:58 AM
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I agree when it comes to guys who don't take good care of it
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Funbazooka
08/10/18 12:14:58 AM
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The Great Muta 22 posted...
Funbazooka posted...
Unknown5uspect posted...
AlphaCuck posted...
https://www.cnn.com/2018/08/09/opinions/please-no-more-beards-thomas/index.html

Okay.


Right because CNN bears no responsibility for the opinion pieces they publish. They don't even check that stuff.


It's an opinion piece about the over saturation of beards, something that's absolutely a thing happening with dudes.

Why the fuck do you let such petty shit bother you?

I'm not bothered over this article I'm just saying. People try to dismiss articles just because they're opinion pieces on a myriad of topics even when it's about more pressing matters, as if they exist separately in a vacuum away from the Lugunpresse who is publishing it.
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The Great Muta 22
08/10/18 12:17:54 AM
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You probably don't want to use the actual term tied to the Nazi party to be edgy because you're outraged over CNN
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Unknown5uspect
08/10/18 12:18:22 AM
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CrimsonRage posted...
Funbazooka posted...
The Great Muta 22 posted...
Funbazooka posted...
Unknown5uspect posted...
AlphaCuck posted...
https://www.cnn.com/2018/08/09/opinions/please-no-more-beards-thomas/index.html

Okay.


Right because CNN bears no responsibility for the opinion pieces they publish. They don't even check that stuff.


It's an opinion piece about the over saturation of beards, something that's absolutely a thing happening with dudes.

Why the fuck do you let such petty shit bother you?

I'm not bothered over this article I'm just saying. People try to dismiss articles just because they're opinion pieces on a myriad of topics even when it's about more pressing matters, as if they exist separately in a vacuum away from the Lugunpresse who is publishing it.


don't do that

I'm telling you that person is irrelevant. Just ignore them.
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MuayThai85
08/10/18 12:18:58 AM
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I haven't been clean shaven since like 2004 and have no intentions of ever being again. I've gone from simple goatees to glorious viking beards. Right now it's about 1.5cm long because of work. I miss my viking beard...
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Funbazooka
08/10/18 12:21:04 AM
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It's German. I'm half-German.
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Questionmarktarius
08/10/18 12:21:22 AM
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I'm to lazy to shave more than once a week, so beard it is.
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MorningRose
08/10/18 12:22:38 AM
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Tbh, I think beards are ugly if they have any length, but that's just me, >.<
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The Great Muta 22
08/10/18 12:22:48 AM
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Funbazooka posted...
It's German. I'm half-German.


Hey man, whatever you got to tell yourself to use Nazi terminology be my guest, I'm just saying it's a bad look that no one will ever believe
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Unknown5uspect
08/10/18 12:23:23 AM
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MorningRose posted...
Tbh, I think beards are ugly if they have any length, but that's just me, >.<

D:
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Corman321
08/10/18 12:24:33 AM
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Women: Please stop shaving your eyebrows and drawing them on like a clown

What what what?? You sexist pig!!
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Funbazooka
08/10/18 12:25:05 AM
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Come on, lighten up guys. I'm an incorrigible scamp. You can have a laugh with me, it's okay.
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HylianFox
08/10/18 12:25:40 AM
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MorningRose posted...
Tbh, I think beards are ugly if they have any length, but that's just me, >.<

IMO Chris Evans has the world's most perfect beard and it has decent length to it without being too long

S2u2Fhn

nnnnngh
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MorningRose
08/10/18 12:26:39 AM
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HylianFox posted...

IMO Chris Evans has the world's most perfect beard and it has decent length to it without being too long

Any longer than that is when I draw the line, >.<
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Questionmarktarius
08/10/18 12:27:58 AM
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MorningRose posted...
Any longer than that is when I draw the line, >.<

Not a ZZ Top fan, huh?
Incidentally, Frank Beard is the one without a long-ass beard.
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AlphaCuck
08/10/18 12:29:52 AM
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Will the left ever not be offended by something? Particularly things men have?
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shnangyboos
08/10/18 12:32:56 AM
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I think she might actually look better with a beard.
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Turbam
08/10/18 12:33:23 AM
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I aint shaving for this nasty hoe
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DrizztLink
08/10/18 12:34:22 AM
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shnangyboos posted...
I think she might actually look better with a beard.

She looks like Macaulay Culkin in a wig.

And I'm talking haggard Macaulay Culkin.
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