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meestermj
08/09/18 6:02:04 PM
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11 days to go.
Told myself I could do it for 4 weeks, or at least the duration of my vacation.
I'm determined to see it through. Its hell guys. Utter hell.
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meestermj
08/09/18 6:03:35 PM
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JustMyOpinion posted...
Blue balls the entire day kinda sucks. And for me at least it doesn't really go away on its own.

Yep. It actually gets painful. It's like a dull ache in the balls.
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kuwab0
08/09/18 6:03:59 PM
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vocedelmorte
08/09/18 6:04:20 PM
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Wtf the point
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Axiom
08/09/18 6:07:09 PM
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vocedelmorte posted...
Wtf the point

Intense orgasm but it's typically just done over hours and not days. I donno what the benefit would be for doing that >_>
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halomonkey1_3_5
08/09/18 6:09:47 PM
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TC gonna nut so hard his balls explode
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meestermj
08/09/18 6:14:32 PM
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Axiom posted...
vocedelmorte posted...
Wtf the point

Intense orgasm but it's typically just done over hours and not days. I donno what the benefit would be for doing that >_>

Mostly because I was expecting a girl back home to be down when I got back.
That's fallen through, but now I've made it halfway might as well follow through.

halomonkey1_3_5 posted...
TC gonna nut so hard his balls explode

Probably man.
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Slip-N-Slide
08/09/18 6:17:17 PM
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Why would you edge yourself for an entire month just because you thought you had a girl for when you got back? Even if you wanted to make it better just simply abstaining for a month would've been more than enough.
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vocedelmorte
08/09/18 6:17:25 PM
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Axiom posted...
vocedelmorte posted...
Wtf the point

Intense orgasm but it's typically just done over hours and not days. I donno what the benefit would be for doing that >_>

You can do it for the duration of the day, but not like 15 days. He gonna break his dick >_\>
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meestermj
08/09/18 6:19:08 PM
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Slip-N-Slide posted...
Why would you edge yourself for an entire month just because you thought you had a girl for you when you got back? Even if you wanted to make it better or something just simply abstaining for a month would've been more than enough.

Because I thought "hey, even if I don't shpoople I can still diddle the fiddle and it'll be fine."
I was wrong. Dead wrong.

vocedelmorte posted...
Axiom posted...
vocedelmorte posted...
Wtf the point

Intense orgasm but it's typically just done over hours and not days. I donno what the benefit would be for doing that >_>

You can do it for the duration of the day, but not like 15 days. He gonna break his dick >_\>

Legit I've been doing it for 2-3 hours every night. Fuck.
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Axiom
08/09/18 6:22:52 PM
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vocedelmorte posted...
Axiom posted...
vocedelmorte posted...
Wtf the point

Intense orgasm but it's typically just done over hours and not days. I donno what the benefit would be for doing that >_>

You can do it for the duration of the day, but not like 15 days. He gonna break his dick >_\>

Yeah I feel like that could cause an injury or something. TC gonna end up with peyronie disease after scar tissue builds up in his dick from jacking it too much
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meestermj
08/09/18 6:24:04 PM
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Axiom posted...
vocedelmorte posted...
Axiom posted...
vocedelmorte posted...
Wtf the point

Intense orgasm but it's typically just done over hours and not days. I donno what the benefit would be for doing that >_>

You can do it for the duration of the day, but not like 15 days. He gonna break his dick >_\>

Yeah I feel like that could cause an injury or something. TC gonna end up with peyronie disease after scar tissue builds up in his dick from jacking it too much

I'll probably be cutting back to 15-20 minutes. But man. I want to so bad. But I am the master of my body.
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mech dragon
08/09/18 6:24:16 PM
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In the bdsm world there's the chastity fetish-- you should check that out.
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BWLurker
08/09/18 6:24:30 PM
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meestermj posted...
Slip-N-Slide posted...
Why would you edge yourself for an entire month just because you thought you had a girl for you when you got back? Even if you wanted to make it better or something just simply abstaining for a month would've been more than enough.

Because I thought "hey, even if I don't shpoople I can still diddle the fiddle and it'll be fine."
I was wrong. Dead wrong.

vocedelmorte posted...
Axiom posted...
vocedelmorte posted...
Wtf the point

Intense orgasm but it's typically just done over hours and not days. I donno what the benefit would be for doing that >_>

You can do it for the duration of the day, but not like 15 days. He gonna break his dick >_\>

Legit I've been doing it for 2-3 hours every night. Fuck.

This sounds like actual torture. Fuck that.

Also dude, you do that for a month before seeing a chick and you're lucky if you last like 10 seconds.
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meestermj
08/09/18 6:25:56 PM
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BWLurker posted...
meestermj posted...
Slip-N-Slide posted...
Why would you edge yourself for an entire month just because you thought you had a girl for you when you got back? Even if you wanted to make it better or something just simply abstaining for a month would've been more than enough.

Because I thought "hey, even if I don't shpoople I can still diddle the fiddle and it'll be fine."
I was wrong. Dead wrong.

vocedelmorte posted...
Axiom posted...
vocedelmorte posted...
Wtf the point

Intense orgasm but it's typically just done over hours and not days. I donno what the benefit would be for doing that >_>

You can do it for the duration of the day, but not like 15 days. He gonna break his dick >_\>

Legit I've been doing it for 2-3 hours every night. Fuck.

This sounds like actual torture. Fuck that.

Also dude, you do that for a month before seeing a chick and you're lucky if you last like 10 seconds.

You're assuming sex ends after the first blam. Nah man. With a situation like this you usually do oral to "pop the cork" and then do the deed.
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Milkman5
08/09/18 6:25:59 PM
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You're going to have a wet dream and it will defeat the whole point of restraining yourself
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meestermj
08/09/18 6:26:35 PM
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Milkman5 posted...
You're going to have a wet dream and it will defeat the whole point of restraining yourself

Haven't had a wet dream in 10 years bruh. If I do, I'll be mad pissed.
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Doe
08/09/18 6:28:15 PM
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My most intense edging thing was like doing some edging after a period of nothing for a week or two, I shot through a towel
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meestermj
08/09/18 6:29:33 PM
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Doe posted...
My most intense edging thing was like doing some edging after a period of nothing for a week or two, I shot through a towel

Jesus. I'll have two towels on standby
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Sir Will
08/09/18 6:43:21 PM
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...this is dumb.
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MrNintendo1213
08/09/18 6:55:26 PM
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Tbh whenever i edge the orgasm is worse, not better.
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Coolppl Owns
08/09/18 6:56:49 PM
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if you hold out long enough you can fly
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superman 2000
08/09/18 7:30:20 PM
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I used to do this dumb shit as recently as mere months ago. It was always to test my willpower and see if it would make me a more focused and productive person. As it turns out, all it did was give me headaches, increase my stress, and make me much more prone to spend money on porn.

So, I eventually said fuck that noise and decided to masturbate regularly. The result was higher-quality sleep, more composure, and money saved. In short: if youre horny as hell, just rub one out. Feels great, and the post-nut clarity that follows can prevent you from self-sabotage.
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meestermj
08/09/18 7:32:03 PM
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superman 2000 posted...
and make me much more prone to spend money on porn

This has been true......fuck.
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vocedelmorte
08/09/18 7:33:17 PM
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superman 2000 posted...
I used to do this dumb shit as recently as mere months ago. It was always to test my willpower and see if it would make me a more focused and productive person. As it turns out, all it did was give me headaches, increase my stress, and make me much more prone to spend money on porn.

So, I eventually said fuck that noise and decided to masturbate regularly. The result was higher-quality sleep, more composure, and money saved. In short: if youre horny as hell, just rub one out. Feels great, and the post-nut clarity that follows can prevent you from self-sabotage.

Nice. Quality of sleep is definitely higher. Also who even spend money on porn??
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Kitt
08/09/18 7:35:57 PM
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Wait? So are you jerking it then stopping before ejaculation periodically throughout the day for 15 days?
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meestermj
08/09/18 7:36:29 PM
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Kitt posted...
Wait? So are you jerking it then stopping before ejaculation periodically throughout the day for 15 days?

Yes. With another 12 days ahead of me.
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Kitt
08/09/18 7:38:54 PM
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meestermj posted...
Kitt posted...
Wait? So are you jerking it then stopping before ejaculation periodically throughout the day for 15 days?

Yes. With another 12 days ahead of me.

What the fuck is wrong with you!?
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Questionmarktarius
08/09/18 7:39:37 PM
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vocedelmorte posted...
Also who even spend money on porn??

"Tube" sites will end up making you 'edge' for an hour or two anyway, trying to find something fappable, only to find endless seas of five-minute clips that are all the same: thirty seconds of site logos or ads, three minutes of not-fucking, maybe a minute of actual fucking, then either an extended-linger on the money shot or a "see the rest at:" and the site logo again.
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meestermj
08/09/18 7:39:46 PM
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Kitt posted...
meestermj posted...
Kitt posted...
Wait? So are you jerking it then stopping before ejaculation periodically throughout the day for 15 days?

Yes. With another 12 days ahead of me.

What the fuck is wrong with you!?

A very healthy dose of self loathing. That's shy I've platinumed Bloodborne (and its dlc), and almost have DS3.
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vocedelmorte
08/09/18 7:41:12 PM
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Questionmarktarius posted...
vocedelmorte posted...
Also who even spend money on porn??

"Tube" sites will end up making you 'edge' for an hour or two anyway, trying to find something fappable, only to find endless seas of five-minute clips that are all thirty seconds of site logos or ads, three minutes of not-fucking, maybe a minute of actual fucking, then either an extended-linger on the money shot or a site logo again.

I know free places where most of the videos are 15-30 minutes or even a full movies. You need to look better >) also it has no 'tube' in its name
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Questionmarktarius
08/09/18 7:42:11 PM
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vocedelmorte posted...
Questionmarktarius posted...
vocedelmorte posted...
Also who even spend money on porn??

"Tube" sites will end up making you 'edge' for an hour or two anyway, trying to find something fappable, only to find endless seas of five-minute clips that are all thirty seconds of site logos or ads, three minutes of not-fucking, maybe a minute of actual fucking, then either an extended-linger on the money shot or a site logo again.

I know free places where most of the videos are 15-30 minutes or even a full movies. You need to look better >) also it has no 'tube' in its name

The rodent one?
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superman 2000
08/09/18 9:17:38 PM
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vocedelmorte posted...
superman 2000 posted...
I used to do this dumb shit as recently as mere months ago. It was always to test my willpower and see if it would make me a more focused and productive person. As it turns out, all it did was give me headaches, increase my stress, and make me much more prone to spend money on porn.

So, I eventually said fuck that noise and decided to masturbate regularly. The result was higher-quality sleep, more composure, and money saved. In short: if youre horny as hell, just rub one out. Feels great, and the post-nut clarity that follows can prevent you from self-sabotage.

Nice. Quality of sleep is definitely higher. Also who even spend money on porn??


Im into fetish-based stuff and can be pretty particular about what I wanna watch. The longer I go without bustin a nut, the more likely I am to hit up some hottie and request custom content.
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Axiom
08/09/18 9:18:28 PM
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Questionmarktarius posted...
vocedelmorte posted...
Questionmarktarius posted...
vocedelmorte posted...
Also who even spend money on porn??

"Tube" sites will end up making you 'edge' for an hour or two anyway, trying to find something fappable, only to find endless seas of five-minute clips that are all thirty seconds of site logos or ads, three minutes of not-fucking, maybe a minute of actual fucking, then either an extended-linger on the money shot or a site logo again.

I know free places where most of the videos are 15-30 minutes or even a full movies. You need to look better >) also it has no 'tube' in its name

The rodent one?

There's a nice one that starts with your and they're always full videos
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vocedelmorte
08/09/18 9:24:28 PM
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Questionmarktarius posted...
vocedelmorte posted...
Questionmarktarius posted...
vocedelmorte posted...
Also who even spend money on porn??

"Tube" sites will end up making you 'edge' for an hour or two anyway, trying to find something fappable, only to find endless seas of five-minute clips that are all thirty seconds of site logos or ads, three minutes of not-fucking, maybe a minute of actual fucking, then either an extended-linger on the money shot or a site logo again.

I know free places where most of the videos are 15-30 minutes or even a full movies. You need to look better >) also it has no 'tube' in its name

The rodent one?

correct
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Parappa09
08/10/18 4:44:00 AM
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Tappor
08/10/18 4:46:13 AM
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tc how did you not give in after a day after that shit

your balls start to hurt and cry out for release, man
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DiScOrD tHe LuNaTiC
08/10/18 5:37:54 AM
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I'm crying laughing with some of this shit you guys said. ^_^
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meestermj
08/10/18 9:53:27 AM
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Parappa09 posted...
thats kinda hot TC

It's all pain and regret my dude.

Tappor posted...
tc how did you not give in after a day after that shit

your balls start to hurt and cry out for release, man

Willpower? Self loathing? Insanity? Idk.
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J-O-N-I-C-S
08/10/18 10:06:16 AM
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I once edged for 3 hours, lying down.

It literally flew over my face.
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DrizztLink
08/10/18 10:12:32 AM
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This is gonna be like that deleted scene from Hancock where he blasts holes in the ceiling.
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meestermj
08/10/18 10:57:23 AM
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J-O-N-I-C-S posted...
I once edged for 3 hours, lying down.

It literally flew over my face.
DrizztLink posted...
This is gonna be like that deleted scene from Hancock where he blasts holes in the ceiling.

Why y'all tryin to make me scared?
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meestermj
08/11/18 1:02:57 AM
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Update: took my edging too far tonight and almost ruined it.
Had to literally hold it in. Fucking hurt.
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ProfessorKukui
08/11/18 1:22:54 AM
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You are going to bust a nut & not in a good way.
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GameboyTroy
08/11/18 6:56:19 AM
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ProfessorKukui posted...
You are going to bust a nut & not in a good way.

What is going to happen?
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