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Lathissamus
08/09/18 1:39:30 PM
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Then don't even FUCKING talk to me br0
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PoopPotato
08/09/18 1:43:27 PM
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Lost_All_Senses
08/09/18 1:44:46 PM
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Lathissamus
08/09/18 1:46:42 PM
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PoopPotato posted...
Bosmer

Wood Elves are a bunch of n'wah.
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Emerald_Wyvern
08/09/18 1:54:52 PM
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lncsuf6
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DarkFists
08/09/18 1:58:22 PM
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Lathissamus posted...
Then don't even FUCKING talk to me br0

Orc and DE are tied for me br0
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Shotgunnova
08/09/18 2:13:04 PM
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Khajiit conjurer who got a PhD in Crossbows.
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KnightofShikari
08/09/18 2:15:22 PM
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IronWolf87
08/09/18 2:18:51 PM
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They're the best of the Mer for sure, but I prefer my Celtic/French Bretons.
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Ivynn
08/09/18 2:20:20 PM
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I AGREE

So does @ASithLord7, am i right?!

Dunmer bros unite
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IronWolf87
08/09/18 2:20:25 PM
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Honestly you can't go wrong with any race in Elder Scrolls except for Bosmer and Altmer. Fuck those guys.
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GeneralKenobi85
08/09/18 2:22:11 PM
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I want there to be playable Sload. Would be fun to have your character be a pariah yet also the hero.
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Lathissamus
08/09/18 2:27:14 PM
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KnightofShikari posted...
modded dark elves or vanilla dark elves?

Vanilla because mods aren't canon.

DUNMER MASTER RACE

Praise Vivec
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GeneralKenobi85
08/09/18 2:28:16 PM
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GOATTHlEF posted...
GeneralKenobi85 posted...
I want there to be playable Sload. Would be fun to have your character be a pariah yet also the hero.


Are those the walrus people walrein?

They're that fat evil slug people that nobody likes.
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Ivynn
08/09/18 2:29:48 PM
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GeneralKenobi85 posted...
GOATTHlEF posted...
GeneralKenobi85 posted...
I want there to be playable Sload. Would be fun to have your character be a pariah yet also the hero.


Are those the walrus people walrein?

They're that fat evil slug people that nobody likes.


They make soap out of their babies
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IronWolf87
08/09/18 2:29:59 PM
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Lathissamus posted...
KnightofShikari posted...
modded dark elves or vanilla dark elves?

Vanilla because mods aren't canon.

DUNMER MASTER RACE

Praise Vivec


Vivec was a Chad before Chads were even a thing. He probably made Amalexia do things that she never would have done with Neverar.
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spanky1
08/09/18 2:30:30 PM
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Dark Elf ladies seem like they would make good dominatrices.
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IronWolf87
08/09/18 2:31:43 PM
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spanky1 posted...
Dark Elf ladies seem like they would make good dominatrices.


Dunmer women being hyper sexual and awesome at sex is literally cannon.
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Lathissamus
08/09/18 6:09:55 PM
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IronWolf87 posted...
spanky1 posted...
Dark Elf ladies seem like they would make good dominatrices.


Dunmer women being hyper sexual and awesome at sex is literally cannon.

Another reason DUNMER stay winning
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garan
08/09/18 6:33:53 PM
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IronWolf87 posted...
Honestly you can't go wrong with any race in Elder Scrolls except for Bosmer and Altmer. Fuck those guys.


Agreed.

But I prefer Orc, then Lizard, then Khajit.
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Doe
08/09/18 6:34:26 PM
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GeneralKenobi85
08/09/18 6:34:51 PM
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IronWolf87 posted...
Lathissamus posted...
KnightofShikari posted...
modded dark elves or vanilla dark elves?

Vanilla because mods aren't canon.

DUNMER MASTER RACE

Praise Vivec


Vivec was a Chad before Chads were even a thing. He probably made Amalexia do things that she never would have done with Neverar.

Pretty sure she was the man of that relationship.
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Dash_Harber
08/09/18 6:34:57 PM
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Split between Nords (yeah, Vikings!) and Britons (yeah, Celts!).
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jumi
08/09/18 6:49:59 PM
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Emerald_Wyvern posted...
lncsuf6


Sexy.
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Lathissamus
08/09/18 6:51:45 PM
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jumi posted...
Emerald_Wyvern posted...
lncsuf6


Sexy.

Good joke.
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CanuckCowboy
08/09/18 7:07:05 PM
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PoopPotato posted...
Bosmer

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Lathissamus
08/09/18 9:13:05 PM
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CanuckCowboy posted...
PoopPotato posted...
Bosmer

Gross
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ASithLord7
08/09/18 9:13:43 PM
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Ivynn posted...
I AGREE

So does @ASithLord7, am i right?!

Dunmer bros unite

Dunmer is the only answer to all of life's questions
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jumi
08/09/18 9:59:40 PM
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Lathissamus posted...
jumi posted...
Emerald_Wyvern posted...
lncsuf6


Sexy.

Good joke.


Argonians are the lustiest. Once you go Argonian, you never go back.
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Dagon_0
08/09/18 10:05:37 PM
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I like the dunmer but the Tribunal are a bunch of fucks.

They literally killed Nerevar
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hockeybub89
08/09/18 10:18:03 PM
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Lord_Shadow
08/09/18 10:23:03 PM
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Imperial master race
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Skyrim_Guard
08/09/18 10:24:42 PM
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Dark elves are a bunch of Refugee parasites
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ASithLord7
08/09/18 10:26:26 PM
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Dagon_0 posted...

They literally killed Nerevar

Maybe. Probably. Yes and no.
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apolloooo
08/09/18 10:38:50 PM
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Dagon_0 posted...
I like the dunmer but the Tribunal are a bunch of fucks.

They literally killed Nerevar

Iirc canonically nerevar went to akavir after morrowind happened
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Sabram
08/09/18 10:40:33 PM
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Breton ftw, I always play Breton
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Lathissamus
08/10/18 2:05:58 AM
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Sabram posted...
Breton ftw, I always play Breton

BORING.
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Lathissamus
08/10/18 5:56:49 AM
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Blue_Dream87
08/10/18 7:13:03 AM
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I mainly only play Dunmer and Bretons in TES games, depends on what aesthetic I'm feeling.

I think all the races are equal, except Bosmer. If you pick Bosmer there is something wrong with you. I wouldn't be surprised if y'all also play team Instinct
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Kickflip
08/10/18 7:16:58 AM
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I'm in the middle of playing Skyrim, my first scrolls game, for the first time. I went Altmer, illusion magic + sneak w/ dagger. So far it's easy mode.
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Lathissamus
08/10/18 8:48:37 PM
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Kickflip posted...
I'm in the middle of playing Skyrim, my first scrolls game, for the first time. I went Altmer, illusion magic + sneak w/ dagger. So far it's easy mode.

You playing on Master difficulty?
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Thunder_Armor
08/10/18 8:50:59 PM
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They're the second best elf race so I guess that's something

I'd put them maybe like slightly below average
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Orthopox12
08/10/18 8:56:39 PM
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Beast race master race
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_BlueMonk
08/10/18 8:58:12 PM
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i always play redguard

cuz im black
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RoboLaserGandhi
08/10/18 9:06:04 PM
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Orcs

Are you even a warrior if you're something else? Come on bro.
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