Current Events > A rich gay man will pay you if you suck his D. Would you do it?

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EternalMelodies
08/06/18 3:42:42 PM
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He says he will pay you 800 bucks if you suck his penis. Would you honestly do it? - Results (31 votes)
Yes
77.42% (24 votes)
24
No
22.58% (7 votes)
7
Maybe
0% (0 votes)
0
He unzips his pants and stares at you:

pSMlYD1

Do you suck him off or not?
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Iodine
08/06/18 3:44:18 PM
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Nah $800 isn't enough. Need to be at least $1500.
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im not 13
08/06/18 3:44:39 PM
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FF_Redux
08/06/18 3:44:50 PM
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Micah_93
08/06/18 3:45:04 PM
#5:


I have a boyfriend, so no.

But if I didn't? I would suck him off for free ;)
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EternalMelodies
08/06/18 3:45:57 PM
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Iodine posted...
Nah $800 isn't enough. Need to be at least $1500.

Damn....

You aren't cheap, haha.
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LadyLuckSmiles
08/06/18 3:48:19 PM
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FF_Redux posted...
Free dick and money, yes.

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YukihoHagiwara
08/06/18 3:49:54 PM
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my daddy taught us not to be ashamed of our purchases
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darkjedilink
08/06/18 3:50:33 PM
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Add about 7 zeroes to that, and I might consider it.
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Zach_is_back
08/06/18 3:54:41 PM
#10:


Easy money. Fuck yes.
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EternalMelodies
08/06/18 4:06:11 PM
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darkjedilink posted...
Add about 7 zeroes to that, and I might consider it.

O_O
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voldothegr8
08/06/18 4:10:00 PM
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I'd take at least two million
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glitteringfairy
08/06/18 4:11:13 PM
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Gonna need to be a lot more than less than a grand
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Sada_Pop
08/06/18 4:12:24 PM
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Into money. Not dick.
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EternalMelodies
08/06/18 4:20:30 PM
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voldothegr8 posted...
I'd take at least two million

glitteringfairy posted...
Gonna need to be a lot more than less than a grand

Jesus...
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Zodd3224
08/06/18 4:21:31 PM
#16:


Not enough money
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bobtuse
08/06/18 4:22:16 PM
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$800 is insulting tbh
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frogman_295
08/06/18 4:23:06 PM
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800 isn't enough to never look my dad in the eyes again. I need like 100k.
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TerrifyingRei
08/06/18 4:23:48 PM
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Zodd3224 posted...
Not enough money

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glitteringfairy
08/06/18 4:24:16 PM
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EternalMelodies posted...
voldothegr8 posted...
I'd take at least two million

glitteringfairy posted...
Gonna need to be a lot more than less than a grand

Jesus...

Well I'm not gay so the incentive has got to be worth it
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Dusk_
08/06/18 4:24:54 PM
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Not for 800. Minimum would be 10k.
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BLAKUboy
08/06/18 4:25:37 PM
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LadyLuckSmiles posted...
FF_Redux posted...
Free dick and money, yes.

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voldothegr8
08/06/18 4:30:20 PM
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EternalMelodies posted...
voldothegr8 posted...
I'd take at least two million

glitteringfairy posted...
Gonna need to be a lot more than less than a grand

Jesus...

I'm not gay but everyone has a price. Mine is steep.
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YOUHAVENOHOPE
08/06/18 4:33:05 PM
#25:


Iodine posted...
Nah $800 isn't enough. Need to be at least $1500.

Yeah that sounds good enough
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SuperShake666
08/06/18 4:34:21 PM
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If he's so rich why the fuck is he only offering 800?
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thronedfire2
08/06/18 4:35:02 PM
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Maybe for 8000 at least
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vocedelmorte
08/06/18 4:38:40 PM
#28:


If he looks like that guy in the picture, sure. If hes ugly then i probably wouldn't do it for 800
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EternalMelodies
08/06/18 5:33:07 PM
#29:


Ok, what if he offers you guys 2,500 dollars?

Final offer.
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nemu
08/06/18 5:35:39 PM
#30:


Nah, while I would easily prostitute myself for the right amount of money, it would have to be thousands of times of what I would actually be worth.
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Fate1021
08/06/18 5:48:45 PM
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EternalMelodies posted...
Ok, what if he offers you guys 2,500 dollars?

Final offer.

that's a good amount :O
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Zodd3224
08/06/18 5:58:46 PM
#32:


EternalMelodies posted...
Ok, what if he offers you guys 2,500 dollars?

Final offer.


I would consider it
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GAMERCAMRY
08/06/18 6:00:47 PM
#33:


so what's the usual price for a bj anyways?
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KiwiTerraRizing
08/06/18 6:00:47 PM
#34:


No, id need 25k
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KStateKing17
08/06/18 6:01:08 PM
#35:


EternalMelodies posted...
Ok, what if he offers you guys 2,500 dollars?

Final offer.

Ooh yes. Pay my car note daddy.
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SailorGoon
08/06/18 6:04:37 PM
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I'd try and haggle. If it doesn't work out then... Well, $800 is $800. I'm pretty confident about my sexuality and it's a grind out here. I wouldn't mind a new phone
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EliteLevel
08/06/18 6:09:08 PM
#37:


Call it $5,000,000 and Ill do it if hes got a nice feminine penis.
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EternalMelodies
08/06/18 6:11:22 PM
#38:


SailorGoon posted...
I'd try and haggle. If it doesn't work out then... Well, $800 is $800. I'm pretty confident about my sexuality and it's a grind out here. I wouldn't mind a new phone

Zodd3224 posted...
EternalMelodies posted...
Ok, what if he offers you guys 2,500 dollars?

Final offer.


I would consider it

Guys who are comfortable enough in their sexuality <3
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LinksLiege
08/06/18 6:12:39 PM
#39:


Yeah, but this clearly isn't meant to target me specifically.
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Kisai
08/06/18 6:13:23 PM
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I'm only getting 5-7 hours a week now, so I'd definitely consider it. I'm greedy though, and would hope for at least $1,000.

Also, there was no mention of quality, or finishing, so that's good to know.
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SpinKirby
08/06/18 6:13:45 PM
#41:


I don't need small money.
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ollie89
08/06/18 6:39:04 PM
#42:


My significant other would kill me if I decided to do it.
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ssj3vegeta
08/06/18 6:39:47 PM
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_Krave_
08/06/18 6:49:12 PM
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One mil for me.

Anything less is not worth losing my future sanity.
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Freddie_Mercury
08/06/18 6:50:30 PM
#45:


52.22% of CE confirmed hoes
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TerrifyingRei
08/06/18 6:57:30 PM
#46:


EternalMelodies posted...
Ok, what if he offers you guys 2,500 dollars?

Final offer.

Eh sure
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KirbyMagicWand
08/06/18 6:59:31 PM
#47:


Not gonna lie, my wife would probably be turned on if I did it. She loves man on man.
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Shopaholic163
08/06/18 7:01:51 PM
#48:


Yes I would.

#NoShame
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EpicMickeyDrew
08/06/18 7:05:43 PM
#49:


Do we have to get him to finish?
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EternalMelodies
08/06/18 7:07:34 PM
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EpicMickeyDrew posted...
Do we have to get him to finish?

@EpicMickeyDrew If you get him to finish then he'll throw in four hundred extra dollars ;)
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