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AngryGrandpa
08/03/18 5:59:23 PM
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Is there a reason? I never really thought about it.
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Back_Stabbath
08/03/18 6:13:38 PM
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because their troubles in this world have begun
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Irony
08/03/18 6:15:34 PM
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Outside world is cold
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Muffinz0rz
08/03/18 6:17:55 PM
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Wouldn't that be anyone's reaction after being thrust from a warm cocoon of warmth and sustenance and no worries in the world?
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NES4EVER
08/03/18 6:18:32 PM
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fenderbender321 posted...
Because they were forced into living in this world without consent. That's why I've always felt that having babies is immoral.


If only your parents had agreed.

And I'd cry too if I just spent 40 weeks eating, sleeping and playing in a nice warm place, only to get jammed through a small hole head first and come out in a cold, bright world where the first person you meet slaps your ass.
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DarkTransient
08/03/18 6:18:57 PM
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It's actually just a really high-pitched burp.
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Kazi1212
08/03/18 6:19:17 PM
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fenderbender321 posted...
Because they were forced into living in this world without consent. That's why I've always felt that having babies is immoral.


Same
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CookieV3
08/03/18 6:19:57 PM
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I googled it.
Either A: Its cold when they come out as opposed to the warmness of the Womb.
B: Being born hurts the baby on the way out.
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Touch
08/03/18 6:20:12 PM
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fenderbender321 posted...
Because they were forced into living in this world without consent. That's why I've always felt that having babies is immoral.

Well this is a thing
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Evolician
08/03/18 6:20:15 PM
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Ivynn
08/03/18 6:21:36 PM
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fenderbender321 posted...
Because they were forced into living in this world without consent. That's why I've always felt that having babies is immoral.


They should make a law where it's illegal to have babies.
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Prestoff
08/03/18 6:23:44 PM
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Because it's probably equally as painful for the baby to get pushed out as well. Also they're used to the warmth, so it's pretty cold in the outside world.
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Tappor
08/03/18 6:24:38 PM
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because fuck actually living
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IHeartRadiation
08/03/18 6:26:19 PM
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Muffinz0rz posted...
Wouldn't that be anyone's reaction after being thrust from a warm cocoon of warmth and sustenance and no worries in the world?

NES4EVER posted...
And I'd cry too if I just spent 40 weeks eating, sleeping and playing in a nice warm place,

Did you know that unborn babies consume some of the fluids in utero to practice swallowing?
Did you also know that the unborn babies still pee?
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Paragon21XX
08/03/18 6:34:50 PM
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Because after being in warm darkness for several months, being exposed to cold brightness is very unpleasant.

fenderbender321 posted...
Because they were forced into living in this world without consent. That's why I've always felt that having babies is immoral.

I don't know about you, but I couldn't wait to get out of the womb and into the world (precipitous birth).
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