Current Events > Jealous wife snips husband's member w/ scissors because she believed he cheated

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Vtriggering
08/02/18 3:14:20 PM
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A jealous wife cut off her husband's member with a pair of scissors while he was brushing his teeth after suspecting he was cheating on her.

Doctors have been able to successfully re-attached his member but he has been warned he may never be able to have sex properly again.

The horrified man, named only as Li, believed she maimed his manhood in a grizzly bid to make sure he did not stray after he started a new job.


https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/wife-cuts-husbands-penis-scissors-13014388

For the first time I truly appreciate knife and scissor bans in some countries.
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Zeeak4444
08/02/18 3:14:54 PM
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Well did he?
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Slayerblade11
08/02/18 3:16:11 PM
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Fair, next. Don't cheat
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Zikten
08/02/18 3:17:02 PM
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Zeeak4444 posted...
Well did he?

I get the impression that he was innocent based on the wording of the story
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Zikten
08/02/18 3:17:12 PM
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Slayerblade11 posted...
Fair, next. Don't cheat

he didn't

not fair
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BlueJester007
08/02/18 3:17:57 PM
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Slayerblade11 posted...
Fair, next.


Dafuq?
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eston
08/02/18 3:18:04 PM
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gunplagirl
08/02/18 3:18:34 PM
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he may never be able to have sex properly again

Is this a joke about how he cheated and won't have relations with his wife again?
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Vtriggering
08/02/18 3:18:48 PM
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Slayerblade11 posted...
Fair, next. Don't cheat

Someone please check on his partner make sure they aren't a victim of domestic violence.
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specialkid8
08/02/18 3:19:43 PM
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Can women, like, stop doing this? Please?
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frogman_295
08/02/18 3:20:03 PM
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Slayerblade11 posted...
Fair, next. Don't cheat

Are you serious? Come on bro penis torture should be punishable by death.
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Zeeak4444
08/02/18 6:22:51 PM
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eston posted...
Zeeak4444 posted...
Well did he?

I don't think it matters


Of course it doesn't but now I'm invested in the story.
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EliteLevel
08/02/18 6:24:19 PM
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This is old. It happened years ago....oh wait.
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KamenRiderBlade
08/02/18 6:25:34 PM
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This is grounds for divorce.
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thronedfire2
08/02/18 6:29:32 PM
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KamenRiderBlade posted...
This is grounds for divorce.


Shell sue for divorce and win because he can no longer fulfill his marital duties
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KamenRiderBlade
08/02/18 6:30:15 PM
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thronedfire2 posted...
Shell sue for divorce and win because he can no longer fulfill his marital duties
He can't fulfill his marital duties because she permanently injured him.

So it's her fault to begin with.
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EliteLevel
08/02/18 6:30:19 PM
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Wouldnt have happened if hed had a waifu instead.
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WMWMWMWMWMWMWMW
08/02/18 9:53:02 PM
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EliteLevel posted...
This is old. It happened years ago....oh wait.

The article says this is a different one.
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untrustful
08/02/18 9:58:42 PM
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EliteLevel posted...
Wouldnt have happened if hed had a waifu instead.

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voldothegr8
08/02/18 10:04:19 PM
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And that kids is why you never stick your dick in crazy.
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KnightofShikari
08/02/18 10:08:27 PM
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voldothegr8 posted...
And that kids is why you never stick your dick in crazy.

yeah but some women are good at hiding the crazy until it's too late
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HiddenLurker
08/02/18 10:18:05 PM
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Husband: Just the tip.
Wife: OK.
*snip*
Husband: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING YOU FUCKING CRAZY WOMAN!
Wife: Just the tip.
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