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Blue_Inigo
08/02/18 1:11:13 PM
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The average Aeris gets blasted by limitless Sephiroth sword dick
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eston
08/02/18 1:12:24 PM
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He tries to go down and oops you just got stabbed in the stomach
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Corman321
08/02/18 1:12:38 PM
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Expected the average Sephiroth gets blasted with limitless Chad dick
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Muffinz0rz
08/02/18 1:14:39 PM
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I expected Zack tbh
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Squall28
08/02/18 1:14:51 PM
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The average Seifer is unfuckable. The average Rinoa is blasted by unlimited Squall dick.
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CIoud
08/02/18 1:15:20 PM
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Tf you just say?
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Blue_Inigo
08/02/18 1:15:30 PM
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Muffinz0rz posted...
I expected Zack tbh

Zack really is the Chad of FF7 isnt he?
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Ivynn
08/02/18 1:17:19 PM
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Aeris wanted the BBC

Big Barret Cock
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vocedelmorte
08/02/18 1:20:04 PM
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Corman321 posted...
Expected the average Sephiroth gets blasted with limitless Chad dick
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Sylph
08/02/18 2:57:44 PM
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I dunno, the second Cloud got all dressed up, that guy was all down for bedding him.
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Reis
08/02/18 2:58:48 PM
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aerith is a trash tier girl, cloud actually got it right with tifa
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Caution999
08/02/18 2:59:13 PM
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Cloud literally fucks Tifa during the game.
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frogman_295
08/02/18 3:00:12 PM
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I need an adult!
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philsov
08/02/18 3:01:37 PM
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Squall28 posted...
unlimited Squall dick.


Well I'm nauseous now.
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Zack_Attackv1
08/02/18 3:02:24 PM
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I only go down on Tifa.
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NeonOctopus
08/02/18 3:02:52 PM
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Squall28 posted...
The average Seifer is unfuckable. The average Rinoa is blasted by unlimited Squall dick.

I'm pretty sure it's the other way. Seifer fucked Rinoa first and Squall is licking up his sloppy seconds >_>
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Blue_Inigo
08/02/18 3:03:37 PM
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NeonOctopus posted...
Squall28 posted...
The average Seifer is unfuckable. The average Rinoa is blasted by unlimited Squall dick.

I'm pretty sure it's the other way. Seifer fucked Rinoa first and Squall is licking up his sloppy seconds >_>

Yep. Seifer is the epitome of a Chad
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Reis
08/02/18 3:04:34 PM
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ya forreal, you know seifer was laying the pipe on fuujin and raijin
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Master_Bass
08/02/18 3:06:03 PM
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Muffinz0rz posted...
I expected Zack tbh

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philsov
08/02/18 3:06:20 PM
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Reis posted...
pipe on fuujin


God, that would be terrible. Mostly silence and deadpan face with intermittent, one word feedback

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RAGE

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catboy0_0
08/02/18 3:09:05 PM
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Blue_Inigo posted...
Muffinz0rz posted...
I expected Zack tbh

Zack really is the Chad of FF7 isnt he?

yep
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NeonOctopus
08/02/18 3:23:30 PM
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Highwind07 posted...
Tifa got friendzoned.

But Cloud and Tifa canonically fucked at the end of FF7. Even the director came out and said this..... for some reason lol
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Reis
08/02/18 3:23:57 PM
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plus don't they live together in advent children
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slimfizzle2
08/02/18 3:25:45 PM
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NeonOctopus posted...
for some reason

You know the reason
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Squall28
08/02/18 3:27:27 PM
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Blue_Inigo posted...
NeonOctopus posted...
Squall28 posted...
The average Seifer is unfuckable. The average Rinoa is blasted by unlimited Squall dick.

I'm pretty sure it's the other way. Seifer fucked Rinoa first and Squall is licking up his sloppy seconds >_>

Yep. Seifer is the epitome of a Chad


Seifer is a scrub that strikes people while their down after getting hit by a fireball.
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Caution999
08/02/18 3:27:34 PM
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Maybe in the remake, they'll at least make them go back to the Nibelheim Inn instead of doing it out in the cold wind on the rocks....with Cid watching like a pervert.

@NeonOctopus
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VectorChaos
08/02/18 3:27:54 PM
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Reis posted...
aerith is a trash tier girl,


fite me irl
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BLAKUboy
08/02/18 3:30:02 PM
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Reis posted...
plus don't they live together in advent children

"Live together" implies Cloud is ever around.
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Reis
08/02/18 3:31:06 PM
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BLAKUboy posted...
Reis posted...
plus don't they live together in advent children

"Live together" implies Cloud is ever around.

cut the man some slack, he is actually insane
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Caution999
08/02/18 3:31:41 PM
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Highwind07 posted...
NeonOctopus posted...
Highwind07 posted...
Tifa got friendzoned.

But Cloud and Tifa canonically fucked at the end of FF7. Even the director came out and said this..... for some reason lol


I don't remember this.

What.


Let me get this straight: You, seemingly, named your account after FFVII, and yet, can't even remember that part of the game...which took place underneath...the name of your username.

Sad!
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VectorChaos
08/02/18 3:33:37 PM
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Highwind07 posted...
NeonOctopus posted...
Highwind07 posted...
Tifa got friendzoned.

But Cloud and Tifa canonically fucked at the end of FF7. Even the director came out and said this..... for some reason lol


I don't remember this.

What.


Right before returning to the North Crater at the very end, it's very heavily implied by what Tifa says before, and by what someone says after on the Highwind (Cid I think?)
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BLAKUboy
08/02/18 3:36:59 PM
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That's no excuse to just abandon his own son.
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Zack_Attackv1
08/02/18 3:39:43 PM
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