Current Events > You're planning on getting an abortion, but your fetus is Raptured.

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HylianFox
08/01/18 4:41:26 PM
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what do you do, what DO you DO!?
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LedZeppelin
08/01/18 4:42:08 PM
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does the fetus burst out of your abdomen while being raptured, or does it just kind of disappear?
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HylianFox
08/01/18 4:47:40 PM
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LedZeppelin posted...
does it just kind of disappear?

This one.

The Left Behind books are hilarious.

"oh noes! Abortion Clinics(TM) are upset because there aren't any more unborn babies to murder! Now how will they find work!?"
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mustachedmystic
08/01/18 4:52:11 PM
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When I hear the word Rapture, the first thing I think of is Bioshock. Blondie is the second.
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LedZeppelin
08/01/18 4:53:49 PM
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HylianFox posted...
LedZeppelin posted...
does it just kind of disappear?

This one.

The Left Behind books are hilarious.

"oh noes! Abortion Clinics(TM) are upset because there aren't any more unborn babies to murder! Now how will they find work!?"

lmfao does it actually put it liek that?
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boxington
08/01/18 4:55:23 PM
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happy that I no longer have to pay for an abortion.

sad that Heaven and Hell are real.
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Webmaster4531
08/01/18 4:55:23 PM
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Pfft, that fetus isn't baptised.
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catboy0_0
08/01/18 4:56:27 PM
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"Oh no! now I can't prevent my unborn baby from going to heaven! Grrr!" -This is how republicans think liberals think
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kingdrake2
08/01/18 4:56:47 PM
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mustachedmystic posted...
When I hear the word Rapture, the first thing I think of is Bioshock. Blondie is the second.


Blondie Rapture?
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KILBOTz
08/01/18 4:56:59 PM
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Get pregnant again so I can get an abortion. No rapture is going to stop me from getting an abortion!
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HylianFox
08/01/18 5:06:27 PM
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LedZeppelin posted...
lmfao does it actually put it liek that?

www.patheos.com/blogs/slacktivist/ 2007/04/20/lb-why-doctors-hate-healthy-people/

Rayford had to admit he had never found Hattie guilty of brilliance, but now he wished he could look into her eyes. "Hattie, um, I don't know how to ask this. But are you saying your sister is hoping women can get pregnant again so they'll need abortions and she can keep working?"

"Well, sure. What is she going to do otherwise? Counseling jobs in other fields are pretty hard to come by, you know."

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mustachedmystic
08/01/18 5:07:33 PM
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kingdrake2 posted...
mustachedmystic posted...
When I hear the word Rapture, the first thing I think of is Bioshock. Blondie is the second.


Blondie Rapture?


Indeed
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Questionmarktarius
08/01/18 5:07:54 PM
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HylianFox posted...
LedZeppelin posted...
does it just kind of disappear?

This one.

The Left Behind books are hilarious.

"oh noes! Abortion Clinics(TM) are upset because there aren't any more unborn babies to murder! Now how will they find work!?"

You've got a good seven years between the rapture and armageddon to go get knocked up all over again.
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HylianFox
08/01/18 5:09:18 PM
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But the Rapture has occurred. It's the end of the world. The last generation.
You can't get pregnant anymore.
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Doe
08/01/18 5:13:13 PM
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Why are abortions bad then if they're the equivalent of baby rapture? It guarantees that soul won't be damned in hell.
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CapnMuffin
08/01/18 5:14:48 PM
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HylianFox posted...
But the Rapture has occurred. It's the end of the world. The last generation.
You can't get pregnant anymore.

Why not?
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catboy0_0
08/01/18 5:15:23 PM
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CapnMuffin posted...
HylianFox posted...
But the Rapture has occurred. It's the end of the world. The last generation.
You can't get pregnant anymore.

Why not?

because Christians believe conception is a supernatural gift from god
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CapnMuffin
08/01/18 6:29:47 PM
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catboy0_0 posted...
CapnMuffin posted...
HylianFox posted...
But the Rapture has occurred. It's the end of the world. The last generation.
You can't get pregnant anymore.

Why not?

because Christians believe conception is a supernatural gift from god

What if you already have embryos on ice and do IVF?
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HylianFox
08/01/18 7:09:44 PM
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CapnMuffin posted...
What if you already have embryos on ice and do IVF?

They got Raptured, too
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Zikten
08/01/18 7:12:01 PM
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LedZeppelin posted...
HylianFox posted...
LedZeppelin posted...
does it just kind of disappear?

This one.

The Left Behind books are hilarious.

"oh noes! Abortion Clinics(TM) are upset because there aren't any more unborn babies to murder! Now how will they find work!?"

lmfao does it actually put it liek that?

No. I read the entire series. The only thing I remember is a pregnant woman suddenly being not pregnant. I don't recall abortion even being mentioned
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HylianFox
08/01/18 7:12:30 PM
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Zikten posted...
No. I read the entire series. The only thing I remember is a pregnant woman suddenly being not pregnant. I don't recall abortion even being mentioned

www.patheos.com/blogs/slacktivist/ 2007/04/20/lb-why-doctors-hate-healthy-people/
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Zikten
08/01/18 7:14:01 PM
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It was one tiny little paragraph out of like 12 books that I read like 10 years ago. Sue me
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CapnMuffin
08/01/18 7:16:34 PM
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HylianFox posted...
CapnMuffin posted...
What if you already have embryos on ice and do IVF?

They got Raptured, too

Aw damn. :(
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HylianFox
08/01/18 7:17:34 PM
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CapnMuffin posted...
Aw damn. :(

If it's been fertilized, it's been Raptured. Whether in womb or a test tube.
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