Current Events > LMAO at people that still use bi fold or tri fold wallets lol

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get a nice leather card case, bring max 4 cards (i only carry 2: ID and credit card), throw $20-40 in the middle slot and you're set. This way, that bulk doesn't ruin the nice slim lines of your outfit. You really don't need that much shit in your wallet.

https://tinyurl.com/ya538l4x
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But it makes my butt look bigger

Imgurian posted...

But it makes my butt look bigger

also lumpier, it's bad for your back and draws the attention of pick pockets more
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Side pocket bulk is godlike
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The important thing is that you've finally found something to feel superior about
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SpinKirby posted...

Side pocket bulk is godlike

ruins your slim lines. one of the ways i can tell how fashionable a person is...along with how much black they are (aren't) wearing
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Or you can go cashless

you can go cashless in nyc but a country bum like you wouldnt understand ;)

soulunison2 posted...

Or you can go cashless

you can go cashless in nyc but a country bum like you wouldnt understand ;)

lol one or 2 twenties hardly add any bulk. i rarely use them, but need to out of necessity...i can have the same 20 for over a year in my wallet.

times i need it: i'm buying drinks at a cash only bar or my phone has died and i need to get this girl back to my house to fuck so i take a taxi
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Drivers license.

Registration to the Rodeo and the VFR

Health Card (cause I don't live in shithole USA)

Organ Donor Card

Apprenticeship Card

Debit Card

Credit Card

Company credit card

Company fuel card

Cash

Etc etc. Yes I need it. No it doesn't ruin anything. I wear Carharts. They have a cellphone and wallet pocket near the knee.

And LOL @ "all the ladies I fuck that I take home in a taxi"
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No_U_L7 posted...

soulunison2 posted...

Or you can go cashless

you can go cashless in nyc but a country bum like you wouldnt understand ;)

lol one or 2 twenties hardly add any bulk. i rarely use them, but need to out of necessity...i can have the same 20 for over a year in my wallet.

times i need it: i'm buying drinks at a cash only bar or my phone has died and i need to get this girl back to my house to fuck so i take a taxi

Imagine not having a booty call by 2am with a charger to borrow lol

Maybe that's why girls always tend to avoid you. They prefer guys with a big, thick wallet because it means they actually have a life to live.
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Family pictures and business cards?
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I stick everything up my ass. No pickpockets and the girls love it when they go for the prostate just to get a nice $10 tip thanking them for the effort. I think everybody will agree.
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Tupacrulez posted...

Drivers license.

Registration to the Rodeo and the VFR

Health Card (cause I don't live in shithole USA)

Organ Donor Card

Apprenticeship Card

Debit Card

Credit Card

Company credit card

Company fuel card

Cash

Etc etc. Yes I need it. No it doesn't ruin anything. I wear Carharts. They have a cellphone and wallet pocket near the knee.

lmao you have much worse problems than using a bifold/trifold....
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No_U_L7 posted...

lmao you have much worse problems than using a bifold/trifold....

Lol true

Nobody who takes the taxi gets pussy.

Uber Everywhere.
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4 cards wtf

soulunison2 posted...

Imagine not having a booty call by 2am with a charger to borrow lol

why would i want to have sex with the same girl again when i can take home a different hot girl...?

(also how do you contact your 2am booty call with a dead phone?)

El Mexicano Texano posted...

Family pictures and business cards?

why do i need either of those? this isn't 1996...that's what phones are for
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No_U_L7 posted...

Tupacrulez posted...

Drivers license.

Registration to the Rodeo and the VFR

Health Card (cause I don't live in shithole USA)

Organ Donor Card

Apprenticeship Card

Debit Card

Credit Card

Company credit card

Company fuel card

Cash

Etc etc. Yes I need it. No it doesn't ruin anything. I wear Carharts. They have a cellphone and wallet pocket near the knee.

lmao you have much worse problems than using a bifold/trifold....

I literally work commercial construction. I belong in a set of double duck Carharts. And my wife likes my ass in them, so how ya like them apples son?
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No_U_L7 posted...

SpinKirby posted...

Side pocket bulk is godlike

ruins your slim lines. one of the ways i can tell how fashionable a person is...along with how much black they are (aren't) wearing

Racist
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Flockaveli posted...

Nobody who takes the taxi gets pussy.

Uber Everywhere.

i didn't say i take the taxi...i said in case my phone dies. i actually live downtown in my hometown so i can just walk girls back to my apartment

but if i'm in a big city, like vegas, out for 8+ hours, get a girl dtf and my phone dies...i'm very grateful for that 20 dollar bill in the middle slot. more of a "better to have it and not need it than to need it and not have it" type thing

Tupacrulez posted...

I literally work commercial construction. I belong in a set of double duck Carharts. And my wife likes my ass in them, so how ya like them apples son?

are you trying to make it sound like having a wife is an accomplishment...? either way, that is fine for work since function over form, but in your off time you may want to learn how to step it up otherwise wifey may end up smooching someone who looks a bit smoother than you do in cargo pants. girls always love james bond...and bond doesn't wear cargo pants
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TC you live in China?
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Mine is almost identical. Idk why people use anything more than this.
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Muffinz0rz posted...

TC you live in China?

i live in california
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southcoast09 posted...

Mine is almost identical. Idk why people use anything more than this.

Because their life cannot be restrained to just 4 cards and a couple of bills.
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Paragon21XX posted...

southcoast09 posted...

Mine is almost identical. Idk why people use anything more than this.

Because their life cannot be restrained to just 4 cards and a couple of bills.

yes it can. why do you need more than 4 cards in a single evening...?
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The poor should should keep their opinions themselves.
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muchdran posted...

The poor should should keep their opinions th themselves.

who are the poor in this topic...
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No_U_L7 posted...

Paragon21XX posted...

southcoast09 posted...

Mine is almost identical. Idk why people use anything more than this.

Because their life cannot be restrained to just 4 cards and a couple of bills.

yes it can. why do you need more than 4 cards in a single evening...?

Half of my cards are mandatory to have on my person (driver's license, CCW permit, debit card, 2 credit cards, health insurance, HSA card, fuel card). The rest are just a matter of convenience such as store rewards/credit, gift cards, etc. If your own little life allows you to have only 4 cards at most, more power to you, but don't try to force your standard of living on others.
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Pretty sure sitting your ass on a bulky wallet is terrible for your back too
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Paragon21XX posted...

Half of my cards are mandatory to have on my person (driver's license, CCW permit, debit card, 2 credit cards, health insurance, HSA card, fuel card). The rest are just a matter of convenience such as store rewards/credit, gift cards, etc. If your own little life allows you to have only 4 cards at most, more power to you, but don't try to force your standard of living on others.

Drivers license, debit card, insurance card. There, you only need 3. You don't need 3 credit cards. Don't need to carry your HSA/fuel card with you either. You can have 1 rotating slot, your CCW permit if you happen to have your gun, bring the HSA with you when you buy medicine or fuel card when you fill up your tank. If you don't need any of those, just bring your CC in the 4th slot.
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C, final answer.
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I have a long wallet similar to this:

https://goo.gl/x3qFPL

No_U_L7 posted...

Paragon21XX posted...

Half of my cards are mandatory to have on my person (driver's license, CCW permit, debit card, 2 credit cards, health insurance, HSA card, fuel card). The rest are just a matter of convenience such as store rewards/credit, gift cards, etc. If your own little life allows you to have only 4 cards at most, more power to you, but don't try to force your standard of living on others.

Drivers license, debit card, insurance card. There, you only need 3. You don't need 3 credit cards. Don't need to carry your HSA/fuel card with you either. You can have 1 rotating slot, your CCW permit if you happen to have your gun, bring the HSA with you when you buy medicine or fuel card when you fill up your tank. If you don't need any of those, just bring your CC in the 4th slot.

Maybe you should get a better job than McDonald's if you want to act like someone that makes money.

Also

sktgamer_13dude posted...

C, final answer.

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are you trying to make it sound like having a wife is an accomplishment...? either way, that is fine for work since function over form, but in your off time you may want to learn how to step it up otherwise wifey may end up smooching someone who looks a bit smoother than you do in cargo pants. girls always love james bond...and bond doesn't wear cargo pants

It's more of an accomplishment than attempting to bang randoms?

I don't need to learn how to step it up son. I had my whoorin days. Found a better deal by a long shot.

There's two kinds of women. Women who want James Bond, for their man to dress in a suit constantly, and women who want a guy who looks good in a tool pouch and work clothes.
You're alienating half your talent pool by not looking good in a set of clean work clothes.

If you ever want any tips on how to get a woman who isn't into guys with a haircut like a pigeotto and skinny jeans, let me know.

And FYI, Carhartts aren't cargo jeans. XD kids these days.
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Schwarber posted...

Maybe you should get a better job than McDonald's if you want to act like someone that makes money.

wat...that makes no sense
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Tupacrulez posted...

It's more of an accomplishment than attempting to bang randoms?

I don't need to learn how to step it up son. I had my whoorin days. Found a better deal by a long shot.

There's two kinds of women. Women who want James Bond, for their man to dress in a suit constantly, and women who want a guy who looks good in a tool pouch and work clothes.
You're alienating half your talent pool by not looking good in a set of clean work clothes.

If you ever want any tips on how to get a woman who isn't into guys with a haircut like a pigeotto and skinny jeans, let me know.

And FYI, Carhartts aren't cargo jeans. XD kids these days.

it is not more of an accomplishment. it's also not less of an accomplishment to not be married. not sure why people act liking getting married is such a big milestone. 50% of marriages end in divorce, so i wouldn't count my chickens before they hatch if i were you. marriage is marriage...it's not a big deal and a big mistake by many who attempt it.
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Marriage just makes me better than most people.
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No_U_L7 posted...

Tupacrulez posted...

It's more of an accomplishment than attempting to bang randoms?

I don't need to learn how to step it up son. I had my whoorin days. Found a better deal by a long shot.

There's two kinds of women. Women who want James Bond, for their man to dress in a suit constantly, and women who want a guy who looks good in a tool pouch and work clothes.
You're alienating half your talent pool by not looking good in a set of clean work clothes.

If you ever want any tips on how to get a woman who isn't into guys with a haircut like a pigeotto and skinny jeans, let me know.

And FYI, Carhartts aren't cargo jeans. XD kids these days.

it is not more of an accomplishment. it's also not less of an accomplishment to not be married. not sure why people act liking getting married is such a big milestone. 50% of marriages end in divorce, so i wouldn't count my chickens before they hatch if i were you. marriage is marriage...it's not a big deal and a big mistake by many who attempt it.

It is 100% without a doubt more of an accomplishment to be with someone and have a relationship with that person which lasts, and is beneficial to both people individually and the couple as a whole, than it is to be with a different person you have no comittment to every week.

Owning a house and a car will get your foot in the door (literally and figuratively) with a huge margin of women. Having a stable career and not being a stereotypical asshole will basically get you laid at will.

There's nothing hard about it. It's not an accomplishment.

As for statistics, well, 100% of marriages end anyway, cause one person dies first in the huge, vast majority of cases.

Doesn't really bother me. Mine is mine, focusing on other people's isn't helping mine.
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I've got The Ridge Wallet myself. It's awesome, I love it. Tiny and holds 12 cards.
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Tupacrulez posted...

If you ever want any tips on how to get a woman who isn't into guys with a haircut like a pigeotto and skinny jeans, let me know.

Holy shit!
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cuttin_in_farm posted...

Tupacrulez posted...

If you ever want any tips on how to get a woman who isn't into guys with a haircut like a pigeotto and skinny jeans, let me know.

Holy shit!

I feel for all these hipster bastards walking around looking like mooks thinking women are into that shit.

Women like a strong, confident man. Looking like a 12 year old who got ahold of hair gel isn't either of those.
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Drivers license
Credit card
Debit card 1
Debit card 2
Medicare card (because like above poster I don't live in shithole USA)
Frequent flyer card
Go card (public transport, like an Oyster card)

I need my trifold wallet. Plus my parents got it in Italy for me (real Italian leather) and it has my initials monogrammed inside.
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DavidWong posted...

Drivers license
Credit card
Debit card 1
Debit card 2
Medicare card (because like above poster I don't live in shithole USA)
Frequent flyer card
Go card (public transport, like an Oyster card)

I need my trifold wallet. Plus my parents got it in Italy for me (real Italian leather) and it has my initials monogrammed inside.

That reminds me, I have a bifold from my great grandfather that he made. Has his name embossed into the leather. Dude needed a wallet and rather than buying one, made one from a tanned hide he had on the farm. Stitched, embossed, treated. Right near 110 years old now.

So that's a pretty good reason to iwn a wallet I think. Although I haven't used it in absolutely ages,as I don't want to ruin it.
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davyheinz posted...

Marriage just makes me better than most people.

until you get divorced

Tupacrulez posted...

It is 100% without a doubt more of an accomplishment to be with someone and have a relationship with that person which lasts, and is beneficial to both people individually and the couple as a whole, than it is to be with a different person you have no comittment to every week.

Owning a house and a car will get your foot in the door (literally and figuratively) with a huge margin of women. Having a stable career and not being a stereotypical asshole will basically get you laid at will.

There's nothing hard about it. It's not an accomplishment.

As for statistics, well, 100% of marriages end anyway, cause one person dies first in the huge, vast majority of cases.

Doesn't really bother me. Mine is mine, focusing on other people's isn't helping mine.

no, it isn't. marriage is a lifestyle choice. it's like saying being vegan makes you superior. do whatever makes you happy, but don't try and act like some random choice makes you superior
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DavidWong posted...

Drivers license
Credit card
Debit card 1
Debit card 2
Medicare card (because like above poster I don't live in shithole USA)
Frequent flyer card
Go card (public transport, like an Oyster card)

I need my trifold wallet. Plus my parents got it in Italy for me (real Italian leather) and it has my initials monogrammed inside.

drivers license, credit card, medicare card, go card. why do you need 3 credit cards? why do you need your frequent flyer card unless you're flying? is your wallet full grain leather?
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No_U_L7 posted...

but don't try and act like some random choice makes you superior

Says the guy making a topic about feeling superior because of a wallet.
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stone posted...

No_U_L7 posted...

but don't try and act like some random choice makes you superior

Says the guy making a topic about feeling superior because of a wallet.

i'm giving people helpful advice, but people are so deadset in their ways they are resistant to all change, even if its for the better. anything to avoid a paradigm shift in their mind. just read this topic, how many credit cards do people carry? how many cards do they not use that they still carry on them? who the hell needs their HSA card or frequent flyer card on them 24/7?
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Some of us don't need the shitty advice of a try hard "Playboy" who thinks he's smart for leaving his cards at home in his dresser drawer.
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Imagine not using your rectum as a wallet
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