Current Events > How the fuck do movie theater employees identify what you're eating in the dark?

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R0N1N187
07/29/18 3:19:52 AM
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So I snuck some costco hot dogs and burgers into the movie theater and didn't think I'd get caught since they're also being sold at the concession stands.... but this motherfucker was able to ID the god damn food and told me to throw it out or to leave and finish eating it OUTSIDE of the movie theater.

Who hires these people?
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TheDarkCircle
07/29/18 3:20:50 AM
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did u whip em out in the middle of the movie or like were you sitting there with a fucking buffet before the lights went down?
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eggcorn
07/29/18 3:20:59 AM
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what the hell I bring food in all the time and never have been approached.
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SauI_Goodman
07/29/18 3:21:15 AM
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Were you the only one in the theater
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Bad_Mojo
07/29/18 3:25:41 AM
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That's crazy. I bring stuff the movies all the time and never get bothered.
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nicklebro
07/29/18 3:26:00 AM
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Seriously? What a fucking tool. Just take solace in the fact that he's a loser who's gonna die cold and alone.
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--Zero-
07/29/18 3:27:17 AM
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Support your movie theater, pleb
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MabusIncarnate
07/29/18 3:35:12 AM
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I mean, this is when you whip your dick out and stare him directly in the eye like the next move is his.
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gunplagirl
07/29/18 3:43:51 AM
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You didn't have the wrappers for the stuff they sell and most theaters only make a profit from their concessions, so fair play by them.
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MissAtomicBomb
07/29/18 4:53:35 AM
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You obviously didnt sneak them in
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Touya999
07/29/18 5:00:15 AM
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Nvg
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Zeeak4444
07/29/18 5:08:32 AM
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eggcorn posted...
what the hell I bring food in all the time and never have been approached.


Bad_Mojo posted...
That's crazy. I bring stuff the movies all the time and never get bothered.


I think it depends on location/theater.

Mine let's you bring in anything so I always go in with whatever. I walk in with Panda Express or cold stone all the time, many times with a bottled soda or a drink from panda. A different theatre stopped me a few times though so now I just stick to my main one.
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TommyG663513
07/29/18 5:16:43 AM
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This happened
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AsucaHayashi
07/29/18 5:17:48 AM
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were you holding the food in plain sight?

if yes, then you didn't "sneak" them in xd
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TheFuriousInch
07/29/18 5:45:54 AM
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Smell-o-vision.
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Lordgold666
07/29/18 7:27:16 AM
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Wait, so people dont want to buy a $20 hotdog while they watch superhero movie #423675??
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l0bcity
07/29/18 7:31:45 AM
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I honestly dont even know how movie theaters are still a thing
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Johnny_Nutcase
07/29/18 7:32:25 AM
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That's like the time I tried to grill some burgers in the aisles. Fuckin guy comes down all huffin and puffin gettin all mad sayin some shit like "SIR! You're unbelievably out of line here here" I said "Fuck you senior, i'm we...AGGHHHH GET OFF OF MEE!!!! ...TURN THE FUCKIN PROPANE OFF YOU IDIOTS IT'S A MOVE THEATER!!". Damn sure won't go back there again. Assholes.
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TeaMilk
07/29/18 7:32:58 AM
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smell, and sonar detection
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fuzzylittlbunny
07/29/18 7:39:37 AM
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Put your dong in the hot dog bun and say it's a snack for your girl :3
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