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Patty_Fleur
07/26/18 3:55:44 PM
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I'm 6 inches. Like legit from base to head. I don't jam the ruler to my abdomen either.
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joestarrr
07/26/18 3:59:15 PM
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I don't have a dick
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Letron_James
07/26/18 4:00:07 PM
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8 x 6

Slangin that Home Depot
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Tappor
07/26/18 4:00:18 PM
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69
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EliteLevel
07/26/18 4:01:19 PM
#6:


4.5 inches long (and 4 inch girth).
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KLouD_KoNNeCteD
07/26/18 4:01:53 PM
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hung like a gerbil
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Patty_Fleur
07/26/18 4:01:54 PM
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EliteLevel posted...
4.5 inches long (and 4 inch girth).


What race are you?
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EliteLevel
07/26/18 4:02:33 PM
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Patty_Fleur posted...
EliteLevel posted...
4.5 inches long (and 4 inch girth).


What race are you?


Asian.
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Patty_Fleur
07/26/18 4:03:34 PM
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EliteLevel posted...
Patty_Fleur posted...
EliteLevel posted...
4.5 inches long (and 4 inch girth).


What race are you?


Asian.


I never would have guessed that all.

What was your gpa?
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EliteLevel
07/26/18 4:04:01 PM
#11:


Patty_Fleur posted...
EliteLevel posted...
Patty_Fleur posted...
EliteLevel posted...
4.5 inches long (and 4 inch girth).


What race are you?


Asian.


I never would have guessed that all.

What was your gpa?


Whats gpa?
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Patty_Fleur
07/26/18 4:04:55 PM
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EliteLevel posted...
Patty_Fleur posted...
EliteLevel posted...
Patty_Fleur posted...
EliteLevel posted...
4.5 inches long (and 4 inch girth).


What race are you?


Asian.


I never would have guessed that all.

What was your gpa?


Whats gpa?


Your grade point average from school.

Mine was like a 2.6 because I was lazy.
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Conception616
07/26/18 4:05:28 PM
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Patty_Fleur posted...
I'm 6 inches. Like legit from base to head. I don't jam the ruler to my abdomen either.


You are supposed to bone press, as fatty tissue will obscure length at the base. If one were to exercise that fat away, more of the penis is "available." The bone press is the ACTUAL length.
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InstaReturns
07/26/18 4:05:57 PM
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6ish
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EliteLevel
07/26/18 4:06:14 PM
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Patty_Fleur posted...
EliteLevel posted...
Patty_Fleur posted...
EliteLevel posted...
Patty_Fleur posted...
EliteLevel posted...
4.5 inches long (and 4 inch girth).


What race are you?


Asian.


I never would have guessed that all.

What was your gpa?


Whats gpa?


Your grade point average from school.

Mine was like a 2.6 because I was lazy.


I assume this is some American thing. In Scotland we do Highers or some shit like that. I rarely went to school so I have no qualifications.
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TeaMilk
07/26/18 4:06:35 PM
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DiScOrD tHe LuNaTiC
07/26/18 4:06:35 PM
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5 by 5.
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Patty_Fleur
07/26/18 4:07:40 PM
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Conception616 posted...
Patty_Fleur posted...
I'm 6 inches. Like legit from base to head. I don't jam the ruler to my abdomen either.


You are supposed to bone press, as fatty tissue will obscure length at the base. If one were to exercise that fat away, more of the penis is "available." The bone press is the ACTUAL length.


I think you got a small one
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DocileOrangeCup
07/26/18 4:07:49 PM
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Conception616
07/26/18 4:08:23 PM
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Patty_Fleur posted...
Conception616 posted...
Patty_Fleur posted...
I'm 6 inches. Like legit from base to head. I don't jam the ruler to my abdomen either.


You are supposed to bone press, as fatty tissue will obscure length at the base. If one were to exercise that fat away, more of the penis is "available." The bone press is the ACTUAL length.


I think you got a small one


It's bigger than yours. I'm a bit over 7.
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Tappor
07/26/18 4:09:02 PM
#21:


online literal dick measuring contests, oh boy
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vocedelmorte
07/26/18 4:09:03 PM
#22:


About 7
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Patty_Fleur
07/26/18 4:10:33 PM
#23:


Conception616 posted...
Patty_Fleur posted...
Conception616 posted...
Patty_Fleur posted...
I'm 6 inches. Like legit from base to head. I don't jam the ruler to my abdomen either.


You are supposed to bone press, as fatty tissue will obscure length at the base. If one were to exercise that fat away, more of the penis is "available." The bone press is the ACTUAL length.


I think you got a small one


It's bigger than yours. I'm a bit over 7.


That's because you're jamming the ruler as far into your pelvic area as possible.

I need to measure it for you so it's consistent.
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KLouD_KoNNeCteD
07/26/18 4:10:36 PM
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My pen15 is like 3 feet long.
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Cornmuffins
07/26/18 4:11:37 PM
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3" hard
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Tappor
07/26/18 4:11:37 PM
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Patty_Fleur posted...
I need to measure it for you so it's consistent.


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Conception616
07/26/18 4:12:47 PM
#27:


Patty_Fleur posted...
Conception616 posted...
Patty_Fleur posted...
Conception616 posted...
Patty_Fleur posted...
I'm 6 inches. Like legit from base to head. I don't jam the ruler to my abdomen either.


You are supposed to bone press, as fatty tissue will obscure length at the base. If one were to exercise that fat away, more of the penis is "available." The bone press is the ACTUAL length.


I think you got a small one


It's bigger than yours. I'm a bit over 7.


That's because you're jamming the ruler as far into your pelvic area as possible.

I need to measure it for you so it's consistent.


That isn't what "bone pressed" means. But sure, come handle it, baby.
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Patty_Fleur
07/26/18 4:13:10 PM
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Cornmuffins posted...
3" hard


I've seen clits bigger
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EliteLevel
07/26/18 4:13:35 PM
#29:


Cornmuffins posted...
3" hard


Finally someone smaller than me.
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ProtoManSPx
07/26/18 4:14:31 PM
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Patty_Fleur posted...
That's because you're jamming the ruler as far into your pelvic area as possible.

I need to measure it for you so it's consistent.

Can I watch
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pogo_rabid
07/26/18 4:15:02 PM
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I'm 5 ft 11 in
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ProtoManSPx
07/26/18 4:15:09 PM
#32:


EliteLevel posted...
4.5 inches long (and 4 inch girth).

....damn
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Patty_Fleur
07/26/18 4:16:01 PM
#33:


ProtoManSPx posted...
Patty_Fleur posted...
That's because you're jamming the ruler as far into your pelvic area as possible.

I need to measure it for you so it's consistent.

Can I watch


We ain't gay bro. Just comparing willies
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KLouD_KoNNeCteD
07/26/18 4:16:49 PM
#34:


I once saw Low Tier God's pen fifteen, it looked like a giant bm except it was in the front.
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EliteLevel
07/26/18 4:17:36 PM
#35:


ProtoManSPx posted...
EliteLevel posted...
4.5 inches long (and 4 inch girth).

....damn


I can last for upwards of 30 minutes and can do most positions. Never had any complaints.
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Dyinglegacy
07/26/18 4:20:08 PM
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8.5

Depending on erection strength and excitement level, it can vary.
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KILBOTz
07/26/18 4:21:27 PM
#37:


Conception616 posted...
Patty_Fleur posted...
I'm 6 inches. Like legit from base to head. I don't jam the ruler to my abdomen either.


You are supposed to bone press, as fatty tissue will obscure length at the base. If one were to exercise that fat away, more of the penis is "available." The bone press is the ACTUAL length.


you measure actual penis length, not potential penis length. lol at fatties trying to act like they be slinging wood.
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vocedelmorte
07/26/18 4:21:33 PM
#38:


EliteLevel posted...
ProtoManSPx posted...
EliteLevel posted...
4.5 inches long (and 4 inch girth).

....damn


I can last for upwards of 30 minutes and can do most positions. Never had any complaints.

Maybe they were just nice to you
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Patty_Fleur
07/26/18 4:22:21 PM
#39:


vocedelmorte posted...
EliteLevel posted...
ProtoManSPx posted...
EliteLevel posted...
4.5 inches long (and 4 inch girth).

....damn


I can last for upwards of 30 minutes and can do most positions. Never had any complaints.

Maybe they were just nice to you


His dick is pretty fat though.
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EliteLevel
07/26/18 4:22:36 PM
#40:


vocedelmorte posted...
EliteLevel posted...
ProtoManSPx posted...
EliteLevel posted...
4.5 inches long (and 4 inch girth).

....damn


I can last for upwards of 30 minutes and can do most positions. Never had any complaints.

Maybe they were just nice to you


I had my fun and thats all that matters in the end.
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ProtoManSPx
07/26/18 4:22:58 PM
#41:


Patty_Fleur posted...
ProtoManSPx posted...
Patty_Fleur posted...
That's because you're jamming the ruler as far into your pelvic area as possible.

I need to measure it for you so it's consistent.

Can I watch


We ain't gay bro. Just comparing willies

He says, while gently stroking Conception616 to full mast for measuring
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Tappor
07/26/18 4:23:40 PM
#42:


this is a very interesting topic
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vocedelmorte
07/26/18 4:23:59 PM
#43:


Conception616 posted...
Patty_Fleur posted...
I'm 6 inches. Like legit from base to head. I don't jam the ruler to my abdomen either.


You are supposed to bone press, as fatty tissue will obscure length at the base. If one were to exercise that fat away, more of the penis is "available." The bone press is the ACTUAL length.

No, your actual lenght is the lenght you are able to use. Its your fault if you have fat that makes your dick tiny
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TheFuriousInch
07/26/18 4:25:19 PM
#44:


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AsucaHayashi
07/26/18 4:26:14 PM
#45:


4.7~

my gf comes about 9/10 times so...

not faking it either because she'll definitely make me aware if i'm not doing it for her on that very rare occasion xd
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DocileOrangeCup
07/26/18 4:29:16 PM
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solosnake
07/26/18 4:29:35 PM
#47:


6.1 inches if you want to do bone pressed its like 6.5 but come one thats bs im skinny as can be.
Got dat thicc dick doe, 5.5 girth
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theAteam
07/26/18 4:32:25 PM
#48:


solosnake posted...
6.1 inches if you want to do bone pressed its like 6.5 but come one thats bs im skinny as can be.
Got dat thicc dick doe, 5.5 girth


I mean technically if you're going balls deep that's your length.

And if you're not going balls deep you're not trying enough.
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KLouD_KoNNeCteD
07/26/18 4:32:58 PM
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It's so small I piss on my balls.
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ProtoManSPx
07/26/18 4:38:55 PM
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KLouD_KoNNeCteD posted...
It's so small I piss on my balls.

Hot
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