Poll of the Day > F***ing squirrels!!!!1

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I was sitting on a park benchi playing Fortnight for the Nintendo Switch, and this squirrel came out of nowhere and knocked me out and stole my game. When I awoke, I found my Nintendo Switch backing in my hand, except all my money was spent on things in the game. So I took my Nintendo Switch and threw it into the water where some Canadian Geese and a Swan started pecking away at it. F**** Squirrels, and Canadian Geese.