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Cotton_Eye_Joe
07/24/18 11:46:20 PM
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Haha
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DocileOrangeCup
07/24/18 11:46:43 PM
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HotLap
07/24/18 11:47:15 PM
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My whole life fell apart Joe and you just fucking laugh.
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Muffinz0rz
07/25/18 12:27:51 AM
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A couple of years ago, one night, I was about to propose to my girlfriend when my roommate Joseph barged into the room out of nowhere, tripped and fell over, breaking a glass table with his face. Totally ruined the mood. Now, I didn't know Joseph THAT well, don't even remember where he was from, but let' just say I put my plans on hold to help him through his injuries.

Joseph had gotten big glass shard in his eye, making him completely blind in that eye. He was walking around with one of those cotton pads on his eye for a couple of months. Then suddenly, he disappeared, along with my girlfriend

Apparently they'd bonded during the time after his injuries, and eloped together , left me behind without as much as a note. I tried to track them down, but never could.

In conclusion, if it hadn't been for cotton eye Joe, I'd have been married a long time ago. Where did you come from, where did you go? Where did you come from, cotton eye Joe?
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Lost_All_Senses
07/25/18 12:28:33 AM
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HotLap posted...
My whole life fell apart Joe and you just fucking laugh.


lol
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Timohtep
07/25/18 12:29:46 AM
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This song is in Swiss Army Man and it's really touching

You should watch it
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Kineth
07/25/18 12:31:33 AM
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Where are you at now, TC?
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HotLap
07/25/18 9:25:33 AM
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Timohtep posted...
This song is in Swiss Army Man and it's really touching

You should watch it


One of my favorite movies ever.
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Timohtep
07/25/18 12:26:57 PM
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HotLap posted...
Timohtep posted...
This song is in Swiss Army Man and it's really touching

You should watch it


One of my favorite movies ever.

Very pleased to know AssMuff loves it too
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jpenny2
07/25/18 12:28:27 PM
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Where did you come from? Where did you go?
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Dyinglegacy
07/25/18 12:30:32 PM
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Muffinz0rz posted...
A couple of years ago, one night, I was about to propose to my girlfriend when my roommate Joseph barged into the room out of nowhere, tripped and fell over, breaking a glass table with his face. Totally ruined the mood. Now, I didn't know Joseph THAT well, don't even remember where he was from, but let' just say I put my plans on hold to help him through his injuries.

Joseph had gotten big glass shard in his eye, making him completely blind in that eye. He was walking around with one of those cotton pads on his eye for a couple of months. Then suddenly, he disappeared, along with my girlfriend

Apparently they'd bonded during the time after his injuries, and eloped together , left me behind without as much as a note. I tried to track them down, but never could.

In conclusion, if it hadn't been for cotton eye Joe, I'd have been married a long time ago. Where did you come from, where did you go? Where did you come from, cotton eye Joe?


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