Current Events > BREAKING: Dog takes a shit.

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DarkTransient
07/24/18 1:45:45 AM
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A dog in east New York took a shit earlier today, in an event that passers-by have labelled "unimportant" and "irrelevant". The dog in question appeared to be a border collie, but we were unable to interview its owner as, quote, "you weren't even there and you're making all this up as you go". However, one local resident, Shayne Kent, felt differently. "It's not every day a dog takes a shit, you know," Kent stated. "I for one feel very lucky to have this once in a lifetime event occur in my neighbourhood. By the way, do you know where I can buy some crack?"

We will have more on this story as it develops.
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SpiralDrift
07/24/18 1:46:38 AM
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EnragedSlith
07/24/18 1:49:12 AM
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Cartwheel_Kick
07/24/18 2:18:22 AM
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Where's the upvote button
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__Fiale__
07/24/18 2:19:33 AM
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EnragedSlith posted...
Cw7aBPU


They always look so sad..
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Lord_Shadow
07/24/18 2:19:53 AM
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@The_Doge care to comment?
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The_Doge
07/24/18 2:34:27 AM
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This is important news
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GiftedACIII
07/24/18 2:42:48 AM
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EnragedSlith posted...
Cw7aBPU

Getting ready for your interview?
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Johnny_Nutcase
07/24/18 2:44:50 AM
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Finally some real news.
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