Current Events > Would you rather: Confess to a murder OR reveal your internet history?

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fire_bolt
07/23/18 10:02:55 PM
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Confess to a murder you did not commit or publish your internet search history to prove your innocence? - Results (17 votes)
Confess
17.65% (3 votes)
3
Let everyone see what you've been doing online
82.35% (14 votes)
14
You've been accused of murder with no alibi except for your internet history for the night in question. Unfortunately, in order to submit your internet history as evidence you must submit your ENTIRE history, dating back to any time you've been a primary user on a computer. That history will be reviewed by the lawyers of the case, the judge, and the jury. Afterwards it will be a matter of public record. You WILL be convicted if you do not submit this evidence. Which do you choose?
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DarkTransient
07/23/18 10:21:17 PM
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So, I either get convicted of murder... or everyone knows I like redheaded chicks and that I smoke (or at least have an interest in smoking) weed, and spend a bit too much time on GameFAQs.

...not really that big a deal tbh.
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Kineth
07/23/18 10:30:55 PM
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Internet history.
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fire_bolt
07/24/18 3:01:54 AM
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RE_expert44
07/24/18 3:04:54 AM
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Reversal my history. Why throw your life away. Even if you did some shady shit online, unless you were hiring a hitman or paying someone to make snuff porn you would get less than murder.
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Lagfile
07/24/18 3:27:51 AM
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Internet history, ez clap.

Twitch, reading iDOLM@STER manga, downloading iDOLM@STER music and a 800+ iDOLM@STER Youtube playlist playing constantly non-stop as soon as I turn my computer on.

So, yeah.

If we get into the terrotory of kinky searches, then even better.
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iClockwork
07/24/18 3:31:00 AM
#10:


fire_bolt posted...
Unfortunately, in order to submit your internet history as evidence you must submit your ENTIRE history

I'd get a good lawyer who would get this shit attempt at blackmail thrown out and only have the history of the night in question released.
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Rika_Furude
07/24/18 3:32:57 AM
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a lot of porn

a lot of anime porn

nothing illegal but i may as well die of embarrassment

well i suppose emulators and shit but eh
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iClockwork
07/24/18 3:42:03 AM
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Rika_Furude posted...
nothing illegal but i may as well die of embarrassment

Interesting you had to specifically state this.
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SoundNetwork
07/24/18 3:45:14 AM
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confess to murder
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catboy0_0
07/24/18 3:46:40 AM
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>______>
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Letron_James
07/24/18 3:48:09 AM
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Internet history

The world can witness the finest that my eyes have ever seen.
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Rika_Furude
07/24/18 4:15:11 AM
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iClockwork posted...
Rika_Furude posted...
nothing illegal but i may as well die of embarrassment

Interesting you had to specifically state this.

because of people like you who will harass and troll me either way.
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fire_bolt
07/24/18 3:07:32 PM
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Final bump
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catboy0_0
07/24/18 3:08:26 PM
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I would rather die than reveal who I truly am
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FortuneCookie
07/24/18 3:10:06 PM
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catboy0_0 posted...
I would rather die than reveal who I truly am


You're not a boy pretending to be a cat. You're a cat pretending to be a boy. :v
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FortuneCookie
07/24/18 3:13:34 PM
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Also, no matter what kind of weird embarrassing stuff you're into, it's better than life in prison.
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yoshirulezz1
07/24/18 3:15:55 PM
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THrow your life away or reveal info about yourself that no one cares about unless your a celebrity hmmm
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catboy0_0
07/24/18 3:16:51 PM
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FortuneCookie posted...
Also, no matter what kind of weird embarrassing stuff you're into, it's better than life in prison.

are you so sure about that?
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HashtagTartarus
07/24/18 3:22:53 PM
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Sure. Murder is a crime, but looking at furry porn isn't. I might be judged for it in the court of public opinion, but I don't think anyone would care enough to really go looking. Also, if potential employer is Googling my name, news of the murder trial would overshadow the specifics of my browsing history.

It sucks, but revealing my browsing history is easily the best option.
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omega cookie
07/24/18 3:26:56 PM
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fire_bolt posted...
Unfortunately, in order to submit your internet history as evidence you must submit your ENTIRE history

That's not how the law works. I'd be too busy laughing and mocking whatever stupid fuck gave me these options to make a choice. Then I dare them to press charges against me after attempting to blackmail me.

Boy, that would be fun.
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Flockaveli
07/24/18 3:27:02 PM
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Lots of Amateur Asian porn to the surprise of no one.
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HashtagTartarus
07/24/18 3:28:29 PM
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omega cookie posted...
fire_bolt posted...
Unfortunately, in order to submit your internet history as evidence you must submit your ENTIRE history

That's not how the law works. I'd be too busy laughing and mocking whatever stupid fuck gave me these options to make a choice. Then I dare them to press charges against me after attempting to blackmail me.

Boy, that would be fun.


Way past cool
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omega cookie
07/24/18 3:33:58 PM
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HashtagTartarus posted...
omega cookie posted...
fire_bolt posted...
Unfortunately, in order to submit your internet history as evidence you must submit your ENTIRE history

That's not how the law works. I'd be too busy laughing and mocking whatever stupid fuck gave me these options to make a choice. Then I dare them to press charges against me after attempting to blackmail me.

Boy, that would be fun.


Way past cool

I'm an attorney. Getting a case that I couldn't possibly lose like that is something akin to the Holy Grail.
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0AbsoluteZero0
07/24/18 3:38:45 PM
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Revealing your Internet usage is obviously preferable, unless your online history is filled with terrorist activities or pedophilic searches (like a certain Volkswagen drivers)
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Kitt
07/24/18 3:43:18 PM
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catboy0_0
07/24/18 3:48:03 PM
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omega cookie posted...
fire_bolt posted...
Unfortunately, in order to submit your internet history as evidence you must submit your ENTIRE history

That's not how the law works. I'd be too busy laughing and mocking whatever stupid fuck gave me these options to make a choice. Then I dare them to press charges against me after attempting to blackmail me.

Boy, that would be fun.

lmao. such denial
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FortuneCookie
07/24/18 4:02:54 PM
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catboy0_0 posted...
FortuneCookie posted...
Also, no matter what kind of weird embarrassing stuff you're into, it's better than life in prison.

are you so sure about that?


It's better to be a registered sex offender than a convicted murderer.
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