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SailorGoon
07/22/18 5:18:50 AM
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Wat do?
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frozenshock
07/22/18 5:19:31 AM
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She's going to find out eventually. Like those guys who dress like military vets just to get discount at stores.
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Lathissamus
07/22/18 5:21:25 AM
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What was the lie? Any sort of fucking info?
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LuffySkull
07/22/18 5:22:08 AM
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Much like the oddly named service for take out at my local Smashburger...

Smash and Dash.
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SailorGoon
07/22/18 5:22:19 AM
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Lathissamus posted...
What was the lie? Any sort of fucking info?

xG72wTj
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Lathissamus
07/22/18 5:29:15 AM
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SailorGoon posted...
Lathissamus posted...
What was the lie? Any sort of fucking info?

xG72wTj

really? she must be dripping wet
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Harpie
07/22/18 5:39:01 AM
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You're balls deep now boi, you have no choice but to go with it

I recommend writing to my husbando SBAllen and pleading for moderator status
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SailorGoon
07/22/18 5:40:10 AM
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@SBAllen

Help. I need mod status, but have no karma. Is gamefaqs.gamespot.com p2w? I got stacks.
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frozenshock
07/22/18 5:41:30 AM
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Lathissamus posted...
really? she must be dripping wet


Seriously. Meteorologists the world over are left scratching their heads trying to figure out the recent rise in ocean levels.
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Lathissamus
07/22/18 5:50:10 AM
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SailorGoon posted...
@SBAllen

Help. I need mod status, but have no karma. Is gamefaqs.gamespot.com p2w? I got stacks.

I talked to SBAllen personally and he said, "yeah, ok."

He said check your P.O Box for your gamefaqs.gamespot.com gold membership code.
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ClockworkHare
07/22/18 6:28:58 AM
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SailorGoon posted...
Lathissamus posted...
What was the lie? Any sort of fucking info?

xG72wTj

Well it's about as believable as every other text 'shop we see here...
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