Current Events > I got a call from the STD-clinic and felt the panic rise >_>

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BalanceLost
07/19/18 9:01:03 AM
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Turned out there had been an accident with my test samples from when I went there on Monday (I go every 1-2 months) so I need to come in tomorrow for new tests. So whew <_<

Because there is always a risk, even with safer sex. Safe sex doesnt exist imo.
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Johnny_Nutcase
07/19/18 9:02:29 AM
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What kinda accident? Nurse got drunk and drank your semen sample?
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Foppe
07/19/18 9:03:53 AM
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Johnny_Nutcase posted...
What kinda accident? Nurse got drunk and drank your semen sample?

Probably dropped it on the floor or something like that.
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SSJGrimReaper
07/19/18 9:04:07 AM
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BL almost turned into PL >_>
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Abyssea
07/19/18 9:13:10 AM
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I think if you just don't do anal you don't have to worry about STDs. Just like, rub your things together like the roman soldiers did.
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WrkHrdPlayHrdr
07/19/18 9:13:52 AM
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Why do you go every 1-2 months?
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justaguy3492
07/19/18 9:14:31 AM
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Johnny_Nutcase posted...
What kinda accident? Nurse got drunk and drank your semen sample?


How exactly do you think STD tests are conducted? O.o
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Johnny_Nutcase
07/19/18 9:14:39 AM
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WrkHrdPlayHrdr posted...
Why do you go every 1-2 months?


Because he is FILTHY! Ridden with FILTH.
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Abyssea
07/19/18 9:14:39 AM
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WrkHrdPlayHrdr posted...
Why do you go every 1-2 months?


he's a sloot
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I4NRulez
07/19/18 9:15:29 AM
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WrkHrdPlayHrdr posted...
Why do you go every 1-2 months?


"Higher Risk" people are urged to get tested more often. I'm assuming tc is gay or something
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WrkHrdPlayHrdr
07/19/18 9:23:36 AM
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I4NRulez posted...
WrkHrdPlayHrdr posted...
Why do you go every 1-2 months?


"Higher Risk" people are urged to get tested more often. I'm assuming tc is gay or something


Has to be it.
That's cool TC!
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JackSwanye2
07/19/18 9:46:21 AM
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I4NRulez posted...
WrkHrdPlayHrdr posted...
Why do you go every 1-2 months?


"Higher Risk" people are urged to get tested more often. I'm assuming tc is gay or something


I'm out of the loop why are gays considered "Higher Risk"? Is it still the aids thing? Or it is for all STDs they are more likely to catch them compared to straight people?
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ROBANN_88
07/19/18 9:49:56 AM
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Abyssea posted...
I think if you just don't do anal you don't have to worry about STDs. Just like, rub your things together like the roman soldiers did.


What was that about Roman soldiers touching tips?
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Abyssea
07/19/18 9:56:01 AM
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ROBANN_88 posted...
Abyssea posted...
I think if you just don't do anal you don't have to worry about STDs. Just like, rub your things together like the roman soldiers did.


What was that about Roman soldiers touching tips?


they rubbed them together to celebrate victory
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Russman
07/19/18 9:57:12 AM
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WrkHrdPlayHrdr posted...
I4NRulez posted...
WrkHrdPlayHrdr posted...
Why do you go every 1-2 months?


"Higher Risk" people are urged to get tested more often. I'm assuming tc is gay or something


Has to be it.
That's cool TC!

Fucking lmao dude
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Twin3Turbo
07/19/18 9:57:27 AM
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JackSwanye2 posted...
I4NRulez posted...
WrkHrdPlayHrdr posted...
Why do you go every 1-2 months?


"Higher Risk" people are urged to get tested more often. I'm assuming tc is gay or something


I'm out of the loop why are gays considered "Higher Risk"? Is it still the aids thing? Or it is for all STDs they are more likely to catch them compared to straight people?

IIRC, gay men are more likely to do sexual stuff without a condom. My guess is particularly because there is 0 risk of pregnancy / men tend to be riskier than women in general.
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I4NRulez
07/19/18 9:58:59 AM
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JackSwanye2 posted...
I4NRulez posted...
WrkHrdPlayHrdr posted...
Why do you go every 1-2 months?


"Higher Risk" people are urged to get tested more often. I'm assuming tc is gay or something


I'm out of the loop why are gays considered "Higher Risk"? Is it still the aids thing? Or it is for all STDs they are more likely to catch them compared to straight people?


I believe it's considered out dated but when I take my girl to PP for birth control they still have things saying gay men should be tested for often. So I'm guessing gay men are still considered high risk. I know they've relaxed on gays giving blood though.
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vocedelmorte
07/19/18 10:04:32 AM
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rub your things together like the roman soldiers did

Hawt
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BalanceLost
07/19/18 11:07:15 AM
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Yes Im gay and HIV is still more common amongst men who have sex with men, and it takes up to 6 weeks for HIV to be detectable (used to be 12 weeks with older tests). So I like to be sure. And if I were to get HIV (or any other STD), then its key to get early treatment. Most people who get HIV-meds within 1-2 months of infection barely get any permanent damage as long as they stay on their meds. Actually, a person with HIV who is PROPERLY medicated is very very low risk to have sex with due to the virus levels then being undetectable.

Foppe posted...
Johnny_Nutcase posted...
What kinda accident? Nurse got drunk and drank your semen sample?

Probably dropped it on the floor or something like that.

Yeah, the nurse didnt go into specifics but she said the accident happened in the lab. So the samples where probably either dropped or contaminated by a sloppy lab technician.
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kingdrake2
07/19/18 11:31:02 AM
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Johnny_Nutcase posted...
What kinda accident? Nurse got drunk and drank your semen sample?


lmao. she's going to have your baby now TC.
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BalanceLost
07/19/18 11:35:52 AM
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kingdrake2 posted...
Johnny_Nutcase posted...
What kinda accident? Nurse got drunk and drank your semen sample?


lmao. she's going to have your baby now TC.

Oh no
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BalanceLost
07/20/18 9:43:09 AM
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Re-done the tests now. I got no fear of needles and peeing in a cup is easy as pie, so the blood and urine samples are no biggie at all. But that fucking throat swab
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frozenshock
07/20/18 9:45:23 AM
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BalanceLost posted...
kingdrake2 posted...
Johnny_Nutcase posted...
What kinda accident? Nurse got drunk and drank your semen sample?


lmao. she's going to have your baby now TC.

Oh no


Don't feel too bad. It actually happens more often than you'd think.

Some nurses are brought up to believe that drinking semen gives them the ability to read future in green tea leaves.
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