Current Events > $1 billion, but you must live in North Korea for a year.

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DarkTransient
07/18/18 11:45:22 PM
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You may not leave North Korean territory at any time during this year. Once the year's up, you're magically teleported back to wherever you normally live, as long as you're still alive.
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frozenshock
07/18/18 11:46:00 PM
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Nah.
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Solid Snake07
07/18/18 11:46:21 PM
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Do I have permission to be there?
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DarkTransient
07/18/18 11:47:40 PM
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Solid Snake07 posted...
Do I have permission to be there?


You can arrange permission before accepting the offer, if you like.
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SpinKirby
07/18/18 11:49:05 PM
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Since I'm not Korean, I would probably just get tortured to death. lol
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Solid Snake07
07/18/18 11:52:28 PM
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DarkTransient posted...
Solid Snake07 posted...
Do I have permission to be there?


You can arrange permission before accepting the offer, if you like.


Maybe, there's a lot of variables to that. I'll spend a year in a hotel and have them lie to me if I'm welcome and won't be imprisoned unless I break the law. I can stay impartial and bite my tongue
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DavidWong
07/18/18 11:58:44 PM
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Are you saying I'm just transported there and they don't know and if I'm found, I'm fucked? Or I will be transported there and I just live like a regular North Korean would?
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masticatingman
07/18/18 11:59:46 PM
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Considering Im American, pretty much no.
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DarkTransient
07/19/18 12:03:52 AM
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DavidWong posted...
Are you saying I'm just transported there and they don't know and if I'm found, I'm fucked? Or I will be transported there and I just live like a regular North Korean would?


You just get transported there. But you can arrange permits / whatever for it before you accept the deal - but once you accept it, bam, you're in NK.
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bladegash
07/19/18 12:04:54 AM
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I'll do it

wish me luck fellas
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DavidWong
07/19/18 12:07:06 AM
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DarkTransient posted...
DavidWong posted...
Are you saying I'm just transported there and they don't know and if I'm found, I'm fucked? Or I will be transported there and I just live like a regular North Korean would?


You just get transported there. But you can arrange permits / whatever for it before you accept the deal - but once you accept it, bam, you're in NK.


uh huh...

so if i get busted day 1 and thrown in jail, i just have to survive a year in jail and then i'm magically transported back home?
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ImTheMacheteGuy
07/19/18 12:07:40 AM
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As an american, I would negotiate a deal. For a year, I would have room and board, utilities, everything I need, food, internet... but everything I do online is monitored, my accommodations are "Kim Jong Un guest" levels, less than VIP. He will kill my internet if I give him the impression I have said anything anti-NK at any time.
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DarkTransient
07/19/18 12:07:51 AM
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DavidWong posted...
DarkTransient posted...
DavidWong posted...
Are you saying I'm just transported there and they don't know and if I'm found, I'm fucked? Or I will be transported there and I just live like a regular North Korean would?


You just get transported there. But you can arrange permits / whatever for it before you accept the deal - but once you accept it, bam, you're in NK.


uh huh...

so if i get busted day 1 and thrown in jail, i just have to survive a year in jail and then i'm magically transported back home?


Correct.
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dib153
07/19/18 12:10:49 AM
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DarkTransient posted...
DavidWong posted...
DarkTransient posted...
DavidWong posted...
Are you saying I'm just transported there and they don't know and if I'm found, I'm fucked? Or I will be transported there and I just live like a regular North Korean would?


You just get transported there. But you can arrange permits / whatever for it before you accept the deal - but once you accept it, bam, you're in NK.


uh huh...

so if i get busted day 1 and thrown in jail, i just have to survive a year in jail and then i'm magically transported back home?


Correct.


And you get to live your life as a billionaire fugitive of the NK "penal system"
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DavidWong
07/19/18 12:11:12 AM
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given I'm Australian, hopefully they wouldn't see me as an evil american spy so i'll take the deal
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TheMikh
07/19/18 12:13:12 AM
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Sounds cool, why not? Who knows, maybe I'll score with an army qt or something.
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thronedfire2
07/19/18 12:16:38 AM
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DavidWong posted...
given I'm Australian, hopefully they wouldn't see me as an evil american spy so i'll take the deal


but they probably only know the fake Australian accents done by Americans in movies
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gguirao
07/19/18 12:29:32 AM
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No deal.
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candyapplered
07/19/18 12:45:14 AM
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This sounds like a really easy way to make 1 billion.. I'm in.
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Knowledge_King
07/19/18 12:57:48 PM
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Easy. No real downside once arrangements are made.
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07/19/18 1:00:42 PM
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